Monday, November 30, 2009

Within our grasp

Hello America,

I waited until tonight so that this post could be here bright and early fresh for Monday morning.

I am sorry I had to talk some extra real conversation this weekend, but it was necessary. There is no need to waste time trying to bribe me, or get me to do something stupid or finding a way to arrest me.

I keep telling you all America folk like me walk the line better than Johnny Cash. When your life and freedom depend on it, you only get better in detecting, and deflecting the bull........

Y'all ready....................

First of all, my prayers go out to the officers in Washington and just public servants period. Man, it's real out there and it's only going to get worse. I know police and such may seem like they are a little bit anal and some are, but you have to realize that every job don't come with the real possiblity of getting your head blown off everyday and stuff like that happens to police officers. Domestic violence are the most deadiliest of calls, we got vets coming home to no jobs, we got the holidays with husbands and wives(Mrs. Tiger Woods is a testament) that got a lot on their minds about their families and spouses.......

It can get real. If the police ask you to do something, just do it. I know it sucks, ain't always fair, but you can just avoid a lot of drama and help deescalate the situation by just letting them know early they have the control and compliance.

I took the phrase within our grasp from the report on Bin Laden. First of all, how does some old dude on DIALYSIS LIVING IN A CAVE JUST GET AWAY....

But my point is this..........who cares.......................

We all know that Bin Laden ain't running things no more. We could have done a lot of things........

A lot of things were within our grasp.

Like voting for someone not based on simply race................

Like having accountability and transparency instead of 1/6 of our economy and our entire health care system being debated in the back rooms instead of on C-Span WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO PAY FOR IT AND BEAR THE ENTIRE BURDEN OF THE BILL, LEGAL AMERICAN TAX-PAYING CITIZENS CAN SEE FOR THEMSELVES THE BULL THEIR LOCAL CONGRESSPERSON IS LETTING OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

You know that kind of stuff could have been within our grasp too.

Stuff like our deficit not being OVER 12 TRILLION DOLLARS, B/C OBAMA WANTED TO RUN GM, CITIBANK, AIG, MY NEPHEW'S PEE-WEE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND THE GIRL SCOUT MEETING DOWN THE STREET.

The point of it is, this will be the basis of Obama's speech Tuesday

Is the mike on??????Okay, now people after all of this time and my obamacare didn't get through, i had to make a deal. now I left, i had to screw you to get a little love from the right, but you know me, I'm obama, i am going to screw everyone in the end, hence my purpose in being in office. you ain't seen no transcripts from harvard for me, so excuse the teleprompter, you all know i ain't been on the debate anymore than George W. has. We gotta pay for this war b/c basically George W. screw it up and let bin Laden go. Hand me the report, Joe!!!!!!!Somebody wake up, Joe...... Pauses.......Okay here is the report right here, which says bin laden ran some u. bolt speed with a dialysis machine, a koran and a black eye from starbucks, we got the picttures and everything(noise from axelrove). Well, we did have pictures but those people who broke in my state department party were a front for all of these homies, I mean........terrorists breaking in and they took the pictures, but they were real.

Now America, I need for you all to support this bill. Drafting these disrespectful children which constitute the vast majority of my voting block ain't no option. I don't know where I am going to get the money from outside of killing most of you all through health care reform, but it don't matter. b/c this mess is Bush's fault and I gotta clean it up. you all know if it was up to me, I wouldn't have no military. Many a night, I have gotten my ass whooped for just being an arrogant, ignorant asshole and look where I ended up in the white house.......Losing isn't that bad. So give me the money, and let's make health care reform within our grasp which is the real reason I CHOSE TO DISRUPT HOLIDAY SEASON WHERE TROOPS AND FAMILIES COULD BE TOGETHER TO SEE ME ON TV, for a record number of times for a President, isn't that unprecedented.......Can I still say that word?(chatter from Valerie Jarrett) Okay, I mean ain't nobody done it like me........

Vote for health care, allow me to raise the deficit ceiling to about 40 trillion we got some more recovery acts, and job forums that i want to hire the homies for b/c it's not like I am giving jobs to Americans........what else, Ozrag........ummmmmmm, let me run the fed without any congressional approval, i am going to find bin laden b/c after I called his people, i mean my people, i mean people and told him look i need you to come in, you can get the same rights as the americans, look how I got holder hooking up the homies, i mean terrorists. i am going to bring in bin laden and end the war, so don't even trip about these troop increases, that's more money i am going to use to travel, take my kids on a trip on your dollar. anything else,........leave acorn alone, they are my homies......and keep mentioning palin people, anybody but steele, I don't know if my hold on brother speech is going to work with that dude.......And i'm out

Now we all know, that is just my satrical look at tuesday's speech, but you get my point. SO OBAMA ADMINSTRATION, STOP BITCHING DUDE! IF BUSH GAVE BIN LADEN A LONE STAR CARD(texas food stamp card) AND SENT HIM TO THE LOCAL TOM THUMB TO BUY SOME RICE AND SHAVING CREAM, WHAT DOES IT MATTER? HE WAS THE IGNORANT FOOL RIGHT? YOU THE ONE WITH ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL GRADES FROM HARVARD, GETTING NOBEL PRIZES FOR SOME CRAP THE UN THINKS YOU MIGHT DO, RIGHT??????????????

HE'S THE DUMMY, YOU THE GENIUS, RIGHT????????????

YOU TOLD AMERICA, THAT YOU HAD TO COME SAVE US DUMB SAVAGES.............

SO DO YOUR JOB, B/C AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE EVEN MILKED THE WHITE HOUSE TOLIETS ON TV, YOU AIN'T DOING NONE OF THIS S*** FOR FREE. YOU HIRE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, TAKING BRIBES OUT OF THE WAZOO FROM HEALTH CARE COMPANIES IN BACK DOOR BOWLING ALLEYS, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS JUST MAN UP.

YOU RAN ON THE PREMISE THAT AFTER YOUR LONG AND STORIED SENATORIAL CAREER THAT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING, ABOUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY, SO SHOW AND PROVE BROTHER, AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH QUIET.

WE GOT TOO MANY FAMILIES TRYING TO HAVE CHRISTMAS...... A MERRY CHRISTIAN CHRISTMAS WHILE YOU BUSY HIRING PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT JOBS INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING THAT MONEY TO BUSINESS TO STIMULATE JOBS......

There was a time health care reform, real reform was within our grasp, BUT YOU AND YOUR DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS WHICH HAS BEEN IN POWER OVER 3 YEARS, TOOK THAT AWAY BY PUTTING YOUR PENIS ON THE TABLE WITH "WE WON" WRITTEN ON IT.

There was a time financial refrom, real reform was within our grasp, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE YOU, DODD, AND TINY TIM RAIDED FORT KNOX AND WROTE PLEASE CHINA BUY ALL OF OUR GOLD, WE WANT THE DOLLAR CHEAPER THAN THE PESO AND LET COUNTRYWIDE BREAK US OFF A COUPLE OF HOUSES, BUT NOT 9 LIKE JOHN MCCAIN, THAT'S TOO MUCH, TRYING TO KEEP IT REAL....

There was a time for racial unity was within our grasp, UNTIL PROFESSOR GATES DECIDED HE WAS GOING TO BE THE SPOKESPERSONS FOR UNREALISTIC,STAGED POLICE INCIDENTS AND EMPOWERED BY OBAMA'S CALLING THE POLICE STUPID, WHEN SOUTH OF THE MASON-DIXON LINE, PROFESSOR GATES WOULD HAVE ALSO BEEN REFERRING TO THAT HOT STING OF THAT TASER ON HIS BUTT........

There was a time where real justice for terrorists that KILLED OUR CITIZENS AND ATTEMPTED TO BREAK OUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM was within our grasp, BUT THAT LEFT THE MOMENT YOU TOLD HOLDER TO STOP WORKING ON THE TAX-PAYER DIME TO FIGHT YOUR BS LAWSUITS ASKING FOR TRANSCRIPTS AND RECORDS(wouldn't the first black president be used to having to prove everything and anything just for every and any little thing) AND THEN SENT HOLDER TO GIVE TERRORISTS SOME GOOD OLE' FASHIONED AMERICAN CRIMINAL RIGHTS..........

There was a time where immigration reform could have at least started and the end within our grasp UNTIL OBAMA CAME IN AND ON 1/25/09 TOLD ICE DON'T YOU PICK UP THESE HARD-WORKING, ECONOMY BREAKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, WE ARE NOW FOCUSING ON PICKING UP AMERICANS, IF THEY DON'T SIGN UP FOR OBAMA CARE.......................

There was a time for a lot of things to be done within our grasp up under your fledging administration, Mr. Obama. For once, dude, use the testicles God/Allah/your dad/ the postman whomever gave you, and just accept it WITHOUT HAVING A REASON OR HAVING TO TALK EVERY TIME.

I have to say this before I go:

REAL TALK AWARDS GO TO: MIKE HUCKABEE FOR BEING A PATRIOT AND RECOGNIZING THAT WE ALL HAVE A OUR PLACE. GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER, I WISH THAT THINGS WEREN'T THE WAY THEY ARE. YOU DESERVE TO RUN,BUT WE GOT A TERRORIST THAT HAPPENS TO BE A NEGRO DISRESPECTING THE BLACK-AMERICAN LEGACY IN OFFICE AND IT IS GOING TO TAKE A BLACK-AMERICAN PERSON WHO ACTUALLY CAN BE VERIFIED TO BRING HIM OUT.

ALSO, TO SENATOR COBURN OF OKLAHOMA, HE HAS CUSSED OUT REPUBLICANS AND TOLD THEM ABOUT BEING TRUE TO THEIR WORD IN RESPECT TO FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, HE CALLS EVERYONE TO TASK......HE HAS TWO AMENDMENTS WHICH I THINK SPEAK TO HIS CHARACTER:1)REQUIRING ALL SENATORS THAT VOTE ON THIS MEDICARE CRAP TO GIVE UP THEIR GOOD FEDERAL INSURANCE AND SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE SO THEY CAN GET ARRESTED OR KILLED JUST LIKE US AND 2) HAVING OUR SENATORS SIGN PAPERWORK THAT THEY READ THE BILL IN FULL JUST LIKE WE HAVE TO DO FOR ANYTHING......THANK YOU SENATOR COBURN, STAY ON THEM, WE GOTTA FIGHT THIS TERRORISM ON ALL FRONTS.........

DON'T GIVE OBAMA A CHANCE TO USE OUR TROOPS, THE PEOPLE WHO KILL TERRORISTS SO THAT WE CAN BE FREE FOLK, TO SLAM BUSH, DEFLECT BLAME, AND END THE WAR, AND TURN THIS TROOP REQUEST INTO A NATIONALIZED PLEA FOR HEALTH CARE.

WE HAVE A CHANCE FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM WITHIN OUR GRASP, IT IS JUST NOT THIS BILL. NO POLITICIAN ON THE RIGHT OR LEFT WOULDN'T JUMP ON A CHANCE TO DO THIS BILL RIGHT AND TAKE CREDIT FOR IT, BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN WITH PEOPLE GOING TO JAIL, TO JAIL B/C THEY DON'T WANT NO DAMN INSURANCE. THAT WON'T HAPPEN WITH SO MANY LOOPHOLES FOR ILLEGALS TO GET INSURANCE.

IT WON'T.

WE HAVE A CHANCE, for health care reform, financial reform, real climate change(Al Gore, you need your ass beat for lying on the polar bears!), and so many other issues that can be within our grasp, if we just FOCUS ON WHO THE ENEMY IS.

IN 2010, AMERICA IS GOING TO WIN B/C WITHIN OUR GRASP THROUGH VOTING, THROUGH SPREADING THE TRUTH, THIS DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS THAT IS ON YEAR 4 WILL BE TAKEN DOWN. AND NO REPUBLICAN FROM NOW ON, WILL USE THE WORDS GOP AND BENEFIT FROM IT WITHOUT BEING HELD TO CERTAIN PRINCIPLES SO THAT YOU AS A VOTER, KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE GETTING FROM THIS PARTY.

THE ABILITY TO STOP THIS RECKLESS SPENDING IS WITHIN OUR GRASP........

THE ABILITY TO STOP THIS ADMINSTRATION FROM KILLING MILLIONS OF JOBS AND CITIZENS AT THE SAME TIME THROUGH THIS BILL IS WITHIN OUR GRASP.......

THE ABILITY TO STOP OBAMA USING HIS UNCLE BIN LADEN AS A BACKDOOR WAY TO END THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN AND USING OUR TROOPS AS MEDIA PAWNS IS WITHIN OUR GRASP.............

THE ABILITY TO STOP ERIC HOLDER FROM EMPOWERING ANY MORE TERRORISTS, BY IMMEDIATE REMOVAL OF HIS ASS ALONG WITH HIS BOSS FOR DERELICTION OF DUTY AND LACK OF NATIONAL SECURITY IS WITHIN OUR GRASP...........

THE ABILITY TO BLOW IRAN'S LEADER OFF OF THE EARTH B/C MR. OBAMA SPENT MORE TIME OVER THERE BOWING AND KISSING PARTS THAT NO ONE SHOULD SEE IN PUBLIC WHILE IRAN BECAME NULCEAR IS WITHIN OUR GRASP............

THE ABILITY TO REALLY ADDRESS THESE AFRICAN AND ASIAN MUSLIM TERRORISTS CALLED THE OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN THIS COUNTRY AND PREVENT FUTURE ATTACKS LIKE FORT HOOD ARE WITHIN OUR GRASP.............

ALL WE HAVE TO DO , ALL WE HAVE TO DO, IS REACH OUT TO GOD'S UNCHANGING HAND AND WALK IN FAITH USING ENFORCEMENT OF LAW, NOT LOOKING THE OTHER WAY, VOICING OUR OPINIONS AND GIVING A DAMN AS MECHANISMS TO WALK....

ALL WE HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS COUNTRY BACK ON TRACK IS WITHIN OUR GRASP.......

WILL YOU HELP, AMERICA?

WILL YOU HELP..............

HAVE A BLESSED MONDAY MORNING, AND SOMEONE ON THE HILL GIVE ME MY PROPS.........(I took Obama's new key phrase and did something dirty to it..................jacked up kind of like Tiger's face Friday night, I am sorry, America, i have to tease the administration on some of this stuff, a little ole' loud mouth from Texas, who says education doesn't pay?)

God bless, it's Christmas season, support your local small businesses by buying something, BUYING FROM WAL-MART EMPOWERS CHINA TO STRENGTHEN THEIR MILITARY TO COME OVER HERE AND GET THEIR MONEY WE ALL KNOW OUR GOVERNMENT AIN'T GOT. BUY SOMETHING FROM A LOCAL STORE THAT EMPLOYS LOCAL PEOPLE, MAY KEEP SOMEONE FROM BREAKING IN YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT. AND WE DON'T NEED NO DAMN JOBS FORUM TO FIGURE THAT OUT!
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