That didn't take long did it.
First of all, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY US MARINES,........
HAPPY VETERANS DAY TO ALL OF OUR VETS, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, FOR PUTTING YOUR SOULS, SPIRITS, AND ASSES ON THE LINE FOR FREEDOM, AND REST IN PEACE FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO LOST THAT CRUCIAL BATTLE TO REMIND US THAT FREEDOM AIN'T FUCKING FREE!
I'm not feeling the best right now, worried about personal shit, can't do nothing about it, but I am mortal, sometimes, I decide to let me do the worrying versus God, it happens.
Some say I am a bit of a control freak, hey............ you get what you get out of me.
Never lied to you all.
Well, Barack has come out with his cookies and milk, so let's just delve into this shall we...............
Today, my farmville was acting up, I was tripping a little bit. You know I take my little games seriously, not a fanatic, but I know some of these games require trust. farmville is one of them, you help your neighbor, yes corny shit 101, but hey, I think they mean something to us. You gotta think DC, and yes..................................................................
democrats, you might as well pull up a chair behind the gop(just playing, just playing) and sit in between these tea party and come on. The nation is depending on us, the nation reads my words, and the beltway adheres to them........We all know that's some scary times, that's it's some real times, if my words impact that much. That reminds me each and every moment that the victory is not for me, it belongs to the legal citizens of this country, who sacrifice in ways I can never fathom because responsilibility, parenting, taking care of your parents, balancing budgets, making a way ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU DO DAY IN AND DAY OUT, EVERY DAY AMERICA. YOUR PRESENCE HUMBLES MY EGO EACH AND EVERY DAY I STEP OUTSIDE AND OPEN MY EYES, EACH TIME I GET ON FACEBOOK AND REALIZE SOMEBODY IS GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT.
So Tiffani, shed your tears(I have to cry, I feel better after), get over this petty shit, get your center and speak your truth. This is what I tell myself. It hurts man, the economy so bad, vets can't even get a free fucking dinner no where these days.
And on veterans day, this fool offers a deal, the thursday before wonder mike decides to step up on us soil. I guess it is pretty obvious, Barack, that I am not going to be dead or in jail or without faith residing totally in my heart, because I can't say I will have my car tomorrow, or I will be working tomorrow, but I do know as long as there is breath in my fucking body, faith resides.......FAITH RESIDES HERE...............
I see you get it, Barack, can you help my in-laws(the ones living in the park and the ones who are trying to insure I live in a park) can you help those simple minded motherfuckers that they are dealing with something greater than them, me and you.
ALL RIGHT, BARACK WANNA PLAY BALL?
FUCK TEMPORARY! WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF DOING SOME TEMPORARY SHIT THAT OF COURSE IS GOING TO EXPIRE ELECTION SEASON WHERE YOU CAN TELL YOUR BASE IT WAS JUST FOR A MINUTE TO FOOL THESE FOOLS UNTIL WE COULD WIN THIS CAMPAIGN, HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO GET THESE INDEPEDENT VOTERS BACK.
Didn't I just say, Brother Boehner, because I know from your response on the debt commision report, you fucking got it? Didn't I just we not dumb? WONDER MIKE, BUSINESSES NEED STABILITY, THEY DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THESE FUCKING CHANGES WITH THE US ALL THE TIME, NO WONDER THE DOW STARTED TO TANK YESTERDAY!
LET ME MAKE IT REAL CLEAR TO YOU, WE NOT NEGOTIATING THE FUTURE OF THIS FUCKING COUNTRY FOR YOUR PRESIDENTIAL AMBITIONS, all of that money you stole on the cool, the bribes you took for health care, man, get your palace ready in JAKARTA, NOW WHETHER YOU WANT TO GO ALIVE OR IN A BOX, IS UP TO YOU, but LET ME HELP YOU OUT, YOU NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING PRESIDENT IN 2012! I'LL RUN FIRST..........
If you want to do an extension, fine 10 years, most business plans are for five years at least, businesses need to be able to know what is going on to the T. Barack just gave the most populous muslims countries free fucking press for a week.............Business need to be able to depend on the US.
THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITY DOES NOT START UNTIL JANUARY. MAKE A FUCKING DEAL WITH YOUR OWN MAJORITY, BARACK. MAKE A DECISION. BE A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER OR A POLITICAN BECAUSE PRESIDENT AIN'T YOUR PEDIGREE, IF IT WAS, WE WOULDN'T BE DEALING WITH THIS SHIT, now would we.
Extend the tax credits by the end of the year for everyone permantely or deal with the consequences, Barack and Nancy Pelosi. The only reason Barack wants a deal because the G-20 told his ass he is clueless, just like we do, at least twice a week.
Fuck him, because he is fucking over the American people. He and Pelosi took those tax credits off of the agenda and gambled and lost...................
NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT JANUARY, YOUR ASS AND YOUR CONGRESS ARE BACK AT WORK NEXT WEEK. DON'T GOP, DON'T.........IF IT AIN'T PERMANENT AND FOR EVERYBODY, DON'T.
YES, KARL ROVE, YES....... I KNOW , THEY WILL DEMONIZE THE GOP FOR VOTING AGAINST HELP AGAINST THE MIDDLE CLASS.
THAT'S TEMPORARY, I AM THE SPIN MASTER THESE DAYS...........SORRY, NOT BEING ARROGANT, JUST STEPPING INTO MY PRIME. LET FOLK LIKE ME EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE.
PEOPLE, IT WON'T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET A TAX RETURN, IFYOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING JOB TO GET A FUCKING TAX RETURN FROM...........DID I MAKE THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU, AMERICA? GETTING FIVE YEARS OF SOME PUNK ASS UNEMPLOYMENT AIN'T ENOUGH FOR ME.
I RIDE TO ASTON-MARTIN MUSIC at least once a week. I am not going to be broke for nobody, with the terrorists I have for in-laws and family, man please...........The American family got mouths to feed, Barack, all of them, regardless of class...........
LET BARACK AND NANCY DO WHATEVER THEY ARE GOING TO DO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS, FOREIGN, FISCAL OR DOMESTIC. THE FUTURE OF OUR ECONOMY IS AT STAKE.
I am going to wrap this up and just talk about debt commision's report and move on. Between my mom just hollering at me, Delmar changing fucking jobs every time stability mentions its name because of team barbara, I am hurting, physically. Bad, not enough to go to the hospital, I just need to lay down. You know, America, use my life as an example. DO YOU. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKER NEXT TO YOU UNLESS THEY HAVE SHOWN THEY ARE ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE AS YOU. IF NOT, DON'T STRESS ABOUT GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT. DO LIKE THE VETS DO, PUT ON YOUR UNIFORM, LET THAT SHIT GO AND DO WORK. of course, with god's grace.
The debt commission report, first of all, it was a bullshit set up for barack's THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE AWAY MEDICARE, AND MEDICAID 2012 CAMPAIGN STRATEGY!
IT'S LIKE THIS AMERICA, CLINTON AND OBAMA HAVE FUCKED UP THIS ECONOMY. WE ARE IN THE HOLE. CUTS TO THE MILITARY MUST BE MADE, START WITH SOME OF THESE BULLSHIT DEFENSE CONTRACTS. ALL THIS PAYING 2000 FOR A TOLIET, COME ON.
SOCIAL SECURITY IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE CUT, THIS IS THE HOPE AND CHANGE Y'ALL SIGNED UP. THE AGE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE RAISED HIGHER. YES, IT IS FUCKED UP, BUT KNOWING SOME SHIT IS FUCKED UP DON'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
WE OUT OF FUCKING MONEY, WE HAVE TO REPEAL HEALTH CARE. NO, WE NOT GOING TO HAVE NO CAP AND TRADE. WE ARE OUT OF MONEY. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CUT PELL GRANTS............ IT'S FUCKED UP, BUT IN A STRONG ECONOMY, YOU SHOULDN'T NEED A FUCKING COLLEGE DEGREE TO GET A JOB.
ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL FOR A FUCKING REASON. LET COLLEGE GO BACK TO HIGHER LEARNING. ALSO, CUTTING PELL GRANTS WILL TARGET ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AS ILLEGALS ARE USING THESE ONLINE SCHOOLS, THESE BULLSHIT SCHOOLS, TO KEEP THEIR STUDENT VISAS KEEP GOING.
IT NEEDS TO BE CUT, WE HAVE TO CUT EVERYWHERE
and we will not under any circumnstances raise any taxes, no one fucking cent.
Immigration enforcement needs to be boosted, we need workplace raids, every job that can be opened to a legal American citizen can help to our economy.
BARACK, GOP, TEA PARTY, AND DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
YOU WILL NOT USE SOCIAL SECURITY AND ENTITLEMENT REFORM AS A CARD TO BLAME EACH OTHER FOR THE FUCKING ELECTION.
WHAT ALL OF YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DO?
WHAT WE ALL ARE GOING TO DO IS RISE UP TO THE FUCKING OCCASION AND MAKE THE RIGHT FUCKING DECISION NOT FOR FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL AMBITIONS BECAUSE IT IS WHAT IS RIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY.
NANCY PELOSI, THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD MENTION CHILDREN AND THE FUTURE WITH THE BULLSHIT YOU HAVE PULLED FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS IN PARTICULAR IS WHY YOU WOULD BE FIRST IN THE LINE TO GET DEALT WITH ON THE EAST LAWN FOR TREASON. I WOULD LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOUR DRESS GAME IS IMPECCABLE, BUT NONE THE LESS YOU'D HIT THE GROUND BEFORE THE MORNING DEW IS GONE.
NO FUCKING DEALS, NO FUCKING WAY.
WE GOING TO LEARN FROM OUR VETS TODAY.
NO BROTHER OR SISTER LEFT BEHIND. NOT ON TAX CUTS, NOT ON WHO ALL GOTTA TAKE CUTS ON SERVICES.
WE ALL GOING TO HURT.......
WE ALL GOING TO SUFFER ..........
AND MAYBE THE NEXT FUCKING TIME SOME CRACKHEAD TELLS YOU I BOUNCE A BALL, SMOKE CRACK AND PASS OUT FLYERS FOR SOME HOPE AND CHANGE..........
YOU'LL TAKE THE TIME TO ASK FOR A LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR SOMETHING...............
your move, barack.
i am not fucking playing, everyone knows it but you. I can like you and still pull the trigger at the same time praying to your god and mines for your salvation........Who said the devil had to wear prada all the time? I rock DKNY eyewear, but my horns are just as sharp...........dark religious humor.
REAL BITCH AWARD, MICHELLE BACHMANN SHE DESERVES THE MIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT POSITION THAT IS, BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE CANTOR TALKING, OR RYAN, THEY GOT JOBS TO DO, BUT THE PERSON WHO IS GOING TO DEFINE THE MESSAGE IS HER. SHE DID WHAT PALIN, MYSELF AND OTHER REAL BITCHES DEDICATED TO THE CAUSE DO, LET THE BATTLES GO IN ORDER TO WIN THE WAR.
GOP, YOU GOT YOUR CHAIRMAN, DON'T LEAVE MY SISTER HANGING OUT IN THE WIND FOR LONG,..........
TAKE CARE OF HER.
GIVE HER THE MIKE, GIVE HER THE INTERVIEWS, FUCK CHRIS MATTHEWS, SHE CAN HANDLE IT. LET HER RUN TOWN HALLS, GIVE HER THE KEYS TO THE BUS CHAIRMAN STEELE.
BARACK DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO COME UP WITH SOME BULLSHIT DEAL.
MICHELLE DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO SHOW HER LOYALTY TO THE REAL CAUSE.
AND TIFFANI DIDN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL FOR HER ANSWER, ALTHOUGH I APOLOGIZE THE PERSONAL DRAMA WAS ON LEVELS THIS MORNING.
WE CAN AND WE WILL GET SHIT DONE EFFECTIVELY, EFFCIENTLY............
your move, barack, not budging, not playing. Michelle is my sister, GOP, she my family.......
I got you your chairmanship, i got you honest debate on earmarks, i even got barack's attention for about four minutes which is long for him.
YOUR MOVE, BARACK. YOUR MOVE, BROTHER BOEHNER AND MONEY MITCH FIND SOMETHING FOR HER TO DO.
that's our offer, barack.
you have to do something now, all we gotta do is wait, we ain't in charge yet.