Saturday, January 29, 2011

Hard Truths, Easy Lies................Part 3(The translation of Michelle Bachman's GOP/TEA PARTY response)

Hello America,

How are you? So much is going on. 

First of all, LET ME SAY GOD WORKS MIRACLES...............................

GOD WORKS MIRACLES EACH AND EVERY DAY.  SO TO ALL OF THOSE DOWN, CAN'T GET FOLK TO STAY OFF OF YOU, STAY STRONG BABY.............

ARCHIVE THESE POSTS, AND KNOW WHEN YOU LET GOD FIGHT YOUR BATTLES, DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES...........IT'S SO FREEING.

Okay, I want to tell you some stories, but I have gotten in so much trouble behind the translation, we might as well keep it going.

Michelle B's office I am running late on my report to you, but it's on my desk.  I am under other deadlines.

EGYPT- I told you all when Obama ran his butt over hyping up these children he cannot defend this would happen. WE NEED EGYPT MILITARILY MORE THAN WE NEED OBAMA USING THE OVAL OFFICE TO HELP HIS MUSLIM COMRADES.............

WE WILL NOT ALTER FUNDING FOR EGYPT TRYING TO CHANGE THEIR CULTURE, THAT IS UPON THE PEOPLE TO BEAR THOSE SCARS.

AND RAND PAUL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRACK YOU ARE SMOKING TODAY, BUT WE WILL CUT EVERY DOLLAR GOING TO EVERY OTHER COUNTRY INCLUDING MEXICO ,BEFORE WE CUT TO ISREAL..............I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU AND YOUR DAD WERE BORDERLINE NUTTY, LET'S NOT GET INTO A CONFRONTATION FOR ME TO PROVE MY THESIS CORRECT.  YOU HARDHEADED, AND SO AM I.

YOU NOT GOING TO RUN FROM ME, AND NEITHER I FROM YOU.

TO THOSE MAKING CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS WITHOUT A CONSITUTIONAL OR CONGRESSIONAL CONVENTION.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT, WE ARE NOT DUMB...............

PLAY BY THE RULES OR DON'T GET MADE WHEN PROFESSIONAL RULE BREAKERS LIKE MYSELF COME UP THE HILL.

DON'T GET DISCOURAGED AMERICA, THIS IS THE GEO-POLITICAL GAME, YOU SHOW RAND PAUL SOME PICTURE OF GOD FORBID HIM TOKING IN WACO, AND THEN YOU GET CRAZY RESPONSES, THUS REMOVING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE OR TRYING TO DAMPER IT.

DON'T GET DISCOURAGED, LET'S PRAISE GOD THAT HE ALLOWS US TO SEE THE CORRUPTION AND NOTATE IT AT ALL TURNS, SO WHEN WE DO EMPLOY 2ND AND 4TH AMENDMENT REMEDIES, THEY CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T TRY............

ALLRIGHT LET'S GO,

I LIKE MICHELLE B.  AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE WHAT KIND OF WOMAN GETS A HOLD OF ALL THESE KIDS, THEN MY THERAPIST(MY REAL THERAPIST) I COULD HEAR SCREAMING IN MY EAR...........TIFFANI, YOU ARE A ABUSED CHILD WHICH HAS CLOUDED YOUR JUDGEMENT REGARDING CERTAIN ISSUES, MAYBE SHE JUST HAS AN OPEN HEART.

I DID MY RESEARCH, SHE GOOD PEOPLE. WE AIN'T GOING TO GET ALONG ALL THE TIME, BUT SHE GOOD PEOPLE.  MORE THAN MY BIG SISTER, SHE IS KIND OF LIKE MY FOSTER MOM, WHERE WE KNOW I AM NOT HERS BIOLOGICALLY, BUT SHE LOOKS OUT FOR ME, SHE ACCEPTS MY FAULTS EVEN WHEN I DON'T AND GOT LOVE FOR ME STILL.

OKAY, STEP ON UP TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM, I HAVEN'T EATEN AND BEEN AT WORK SINCE 5AM.

NOW, I HAVE MADE A POINT NOT TO REALLY READ MUCH NEWS, BECAUSE I WANT THESE RESPONSES TO BE AS UNFILTERED AS POSSIBLE IF POSSIBLE.

MY PART IN BOLD.


Good evening, my name is Congresswoman Michele Bachmann from Minnesota's 6th District.


WHAT'S GOING ON..............

I want to thank the Tea Party Express and Tea Party HD for inviting me to speak this evening. I'm here at their request and not to compete with the official Republican remarks. The Tea Party is a dynamic force for good in our national conversation, and it's an honor for me to speak with you.

THAT'S COOL, MAKE IT CLEAR YOU NOT HERE TO START DRAMA, YOU HEAR TO REPRESENT THOSE WITHIN THE TEA PARTY THAT AIN'T FEELING IT RAIN FROM MONEY MITCH OR BROTHER BOEHNER,.........I FEEL YOU...........


Two years ago, when Barack Obama became our president, unemployment was 7.8 percent and our national debt stood at what seemed like a staggering $10.6 trillion dollars. We wondered whether the president would cut spending, reduce the deficit and implement real job-creating policies. Unfortunately, the president's strategy for recovery was to spend a trillion dollars on a failed stimulus program, fueled by borrowed money.

PERSONALLY, I DIDN'T WONDER I KNEW, I KNEW........... ARE YOU SURE, IT FAILED?  BECAUSE BARACK SAID HE GOT SOME SHOVELS AND EVERYTHING............BORROWED MONEY, YOU MEAN CHINA IS NOT GIVING US THE MONEY????????

SAY, IT AIN'T SO?


The White House promised us that all the spending would keep unemployment under 8 percent. Well not only did that plan fail to deliver, but within three months the national jobless rate spiked to 9.4 percent. It hasn't been lower for 20 straight months. While the government grew, we lost more than 2 million jobs.

HE DID?  WITHIN THREE MONTHS A SPIKE THAT HIGH..........THE GOVERNMENT HAS GROWN AND THANK YOU FOR ADMITTING AS A MEMBER OF CONGRESS THAT JOBS ARE LEAVING..........OUTSIDE OF SOME CZARS AND COUNCILS

Let me show you a chart: Here are unemployment rates over the past ten years. In October of 2001, our national unemployment rate was at 5.3 percent. In 2008 it was at 6.6 percent. But just eight months after President Obama promised lower unemployment, that rate spiked to a staggering 10.1 percent. Today, unemployment is at 9.4 percent with about 400,000 new claims every week.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH KEEPING IT STUPID AND SIMPLE FOR FOLK LIKE ME.  BASICALLY, EVERY MONTH MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE OUT OF WORK, I GET IT.  YOU NOT GIVING ME MUCH ROOM FOR PUNCHLINES THOUGH :)


After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington to please stop spending money that we don't have. But instead of cutting, we saw an unprecedented explosion of government spending and debt. It was unlike anything we have seen in the history of the country.

YOU RIGHT, I AM GLAD YOU HONOR AND RESPECT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, MICHELLE B.(STILL THINKING OF A NICKNAME...........)  YOU HEARD THE TOWN HALLS, YOU HEARD THE PEOPLE SAY NO.  AND YOU ARE RIGHT, OBAMA WENT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, I THINK WE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE BECAUSE THIS IS A SOCIAL, CULTURAL, POLITICAL, FISCAL COUP WITH TRAITORS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE.  EXECUTIVE ORDER #13489 WILL ALWAYS SERVE AS A SOURCE OF GRAVE CONCERN AND I KNOW IT SCARES THE HECK OUT OF YOU TOO AS WELL.


Well, deficits were unacceptably high under President Bush, but they exploded under President Obama's direction, growing the national debt by an astounding $3.1 trillion.

BUSH WASN'T ALL ON THE UP AND UP, AND THANKS FOR SAYING THAT.  HE DID KEEP US SAFE, BUT YOU RIGHT OBAMA WAS ON A EVER SO NOT NATURAL HIGH FROM SMOKING UP BILLIONS AFTER BILLIONS WITH PELOSI PUSHING THE FISCAL STRAIGHT AND HARRY REID LIGHTING THE PIPE.

Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs to buy, and which will put 16,500 IRS agents in charge of policing President Obama's health care bill.

WHY DO WE NEED IRS AGENTS, MICHLLE B? WONDER MIKE SAID IT WASN'T GOING TO BE NO PENALTY..................

OMG!OMG! DID HE LIE?  IS HE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BUY SLVANIA LIGHT BULBS INSTEAD OF GE?  IS THIS THE AUTHORITY THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO OBAMA IN THESE BILLS...........TELL ME MORE



Obamacare mandates and penalties may even force many job creators to just stop offering health insurance altogether, unless of course yours is one of the more-than-222 privileged companies or unions that has already received a government waiver under Obamacare. In the end, unless we fully repeal Obamacare, a nation that currently enjoys the world's finest health care might be forced to rely on government-run coverage. That could have a devastating impact on our national debt for even generations to come.


MANDATES..........DOESN'T THAT MEAN MAKING YOU DO SOMETHING?  DOES HE NOT REALIZE WE GROWN IN THIS COUNTRY?  I KNOW YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT EMPLOYERS NOT GIVING HEALTH CARE ANYMORE, I HAVE HAD SEVERAL JOB OFFERS AND THAT IS THE FIRST THING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS:NO BENEFITS.

WHO ARE THESE SPECIAL PRIVILEGED COMPANIES YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? WE GOT THE MIGHTY MIGHTY SEIU GANG...............OHH......I'M SORRY ORGANIZATION, MCDONALDS(BUT I THINK THEY DESERVED IT) AND OTHER BIG BUSINESSES, BUT NO SMALL BUSINESS ON THE LIST.  SO WALL STREET GOT WAIVERS............AND MAIN STREET GOTTA GIVE OUT PINK SLIPS BECAUSE OF THIS.

SO YOU ARE SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING, WE NEED TO REPEAL OBAMACARE IN FULL. WE CAN'T KEEP THE GOOD PARTS LIKE CHILDREN THINK WE CAN.  YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BEING GROWN ENOUGH TO SAY ALTHOUGH THERE ARE THINGS IN THE BILL WE LIKE, FOR THE FISCAL SAFETY OF OUR COUNTRY, IT MUST GO?

JUST WANT TO BE SURE WE ON SAME PAGE.

For two years, President Obama made promises just like the ones we heard him make tonight. Yet still, we have high unemployment, devalued housing prices and the cost of gasoline is skyrocketing. Well here are a few suggestions for fixing our economy:

HE LIES..........HE LIES...............HE LIES.  HE IS LIKE HERPES JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE VALTREX OF POLITICS CALLED THE TRUTH STEPS IN, ANOTHER OUTBREAK OCCURS THE MOMENT HE OPENED HIS MOUTH.  YEAH, HE MADE A LOT OF PROMISES IN HIS SPEECH TO BE LIKE SOUTH KOREA, CHINA AND INDIA AND BASICALLY REWARD ILLEGAL PARENTS FOR HAVING ILLEGAL CHILDREN AND NOT DOING ONE THING TO MAKE THEMSELVES LEGAL.  WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?


The president could stop the EPA from imposing a job-destroying cap-and-trade system.

BUT HE IS USING THE EPA TO IMPLEMENT CAP AND TRADE, CAN YOU PUT ON YOUR SITE WHAT WE CAN DO AS LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZENS TO STOP THIS MADNESS OUTSIDE OF HAVING A VERY........................VERY.................................VERY......................LONG CHAT WITH SENATOR L. GRAHAM ABOUT WHAT POSSESSED HIM TO VOTE FOR STUFF THAT WOULD FREEZE BABIES IN HIS STATE BECAUSE THE PARENTS CAN'T PAY THE UTILITY BILL?

WHAT CAN WE DO?

The president could support a Balanced Budget Amendment.


THE PRESIDENT COULD UNSEAL EXECUTIVE ORDER #13489 AND SHUT UP "CRAZY" BIRTHERS LIKE MYSELF.  BUT HE'S NOT.  THAT'S TOO CLOSE TO RIGHT.  THE ONLY THING OBAMA HAS SHOWN SUCCESS BALANCING IN HIS MOUTH KISSING CHINA, INDIA, AND IRAN'S BUTT SIMOTANEOUSLY...............



The president could agree to an energy policy that increases American energy production and reduces our dependence on foreign oil.

BUT MICHELLE THAT WOULD BRING THOSE CRAZY THINGS THAT ERIC BOLLING KEEPS FUSSING ABOUT BACK? JOBS............. WHICH GIVES PEOPLE A CHANCE TO DONATE TO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS AND BUSINESSES TOO WHICH OBAMA CAN'T HAVE THIS TIME.  HE CAN'T USE THE I'M BLACK AND ALL OTHER RACES AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE ME ALL THEIR MONEY ARE EVIL CAMPAIGN.

SO HE RELIES ON BREAKING YOU FISCALLY TO BREAK THIS COUNTRY. HE DON'T WANT OIL, HE WANTS AMERICA TO THE BEAUTIFUL TO BE A BIG THREE  MILE ISLAND SO WE CAN BE LIKE INDIA THE LOVE OF OBAMA'S LIFE

The president could also turn back some of the 132 regulations put in place in the last two years, many of which will cost our economy $100 million or more.

CAN WE SEE THE DETAILS OF WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? GETTING BARACK TO BE SPECIFIC IS KIND OF LIKE ASKING TRACY MORGAN ABOUT SARAH PALIN, NO MATTER WHAT COMES OUT, IN THE END IT IS A BUNCH OF DISTRACTIONARY BULL.......100 MILLION AIN'T A LOT, BUT WE ALL KNOW AS REGULAR FOLK, EVERY PENNY MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

And the president should repeal Obamacare and support free-market solutions, like medical malpractice reform and allowing all Americans to buy any healthcare policy they like anywhere in the United States.


AGAIN, THAT WOULD TAKE A PERSON WHO RECOGNIZES THIS COUNTRY IS FULL OF GROWN LEGAL AMERICANS AND NOT SLAVES.................BUT YOU CAN ONLY REMOVE SO MUCH OF THE JAKARTA OUT OF THAT ONE.....
We need to start making things again in this country, and we can do that by reducing the tax and regulatory burdens on job creators. America will have the highest corporate tax rate in the world. Think about that. Look no further to see why jobs are moving overseas.


BUT OBAMA SAYS WE NEED TO TAX CORPORATE BUSINESSES MORE, THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE THE BIGGEST EMPLOYER........HOW CAN WE GO ABOUT THESE THINGS, YOU BRING UP GOOD POINTS, BUT OBAMA TAKING HEED TO THAT IS LIKE DEPENDING ON SHAQ TO WIN A DIVISION SERIES ON LAY-UPS ALONE..........

AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN(NO DISRESPECT SHAQ, I KNOW YOU STILL GOT A HOUSE IN FRISCO........)




But, thanks to you, there's reason for all of us to hope that real spending cuts are coming. Because last November you went to the polls and you voted out big-spending politicians and you put in their place great men and women with a commitment to follow our Constitution and cut the size of government.

YOU MEAN OUR VOICES MATTER?  YOU MEAN SOME ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THE MIGHTY MESSAGE WE SENT? YOU MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO THINK THE CONSTITUTION IS NOT A DIRTY WORD.............

GIRL, YOU ARE GOING TO RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE :) SAYING SUCH CRAZY THINGS(YES, THE SARCASM IS INTENDED, KIND OF LIKE RAGI IN THE POCKET)


I believe that we are in the early days of a history-making turn in America. Please know how important your calls, visits, and letters are to the maintenance of our liberties. Because of you, Congress is responding and we are just starting to undo the damage that's been done the last few years. Because we believe in lower taxes. We believe in a limited view of government, and exceptionalism in America. And I believe that America is the indispensable nation of the world. Just the creation of this nation itself was a miracle. Who's to say that we can't see a miracle again?

YOU RIGHT, GIRL, WE GOT TO STAY ON THEM.  GIRL, THE FACT THAT WE STILL HERE IS A MIRACLE, BUT YOU ARE RIGHT, WE MUST STAY VIGILANT AND STAY ON THEM.  DON'T BE AFRAID TO WRITE YOUR CONGRESSPERSON AMERICA.........ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?  I'M THANKFUL BROTHER BOEHNER GOT THE HOUSE GOING HOME MORE OFTEN AND THE FILIBUSTER IS STILL INTACT IN THE SENATE.

WHAT CAN YOU DO MICHELLE TO GET MONEY MITCH TO PUT THAT REPEAL VOTE ON THE SENATE FLOOR?



The perilous battle that was fought during World War II in the Pacific at Iwo Jima was a battle against all odds, and yet this picture immortalizes the victory of young GIs over the incursion against the Japanese. These six young men raising the flag came to symbolize all of America coming together to beat back a totalitarian aggressor.

YEAH, IT IS STARTING TO SEEM LIKE IT IS AGAINST ALL ODDS AT TIME WITH THIS 112TH TOO WITH RAND PAUL LOSING HIS MIND, BUT YOU ARE RIGHT JUST LIKE THOSE MEN IF WE EMPLOY FAITH IN EACH OTHER, BE WILLING TO FELLOWSHIP WITH OUR LEGAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS FOR THE FREEDOMS PROMISED TO US BY THE CONSTIUTION

VICTORY CANNOT BE DENIED



Our current debt crisis we face today is different, but we still need all of us to pull together. But we can do this. That's our hope. We will push forward. We will proclaim liberty throughout the land. And we will do so because we the people will never give up on this great nation.

ALREADY................WE WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN AMERICA, TOO BAD THE DUDE IN OFFICE DOESN'T



So God bless you, and God bless America.

GOD BLESS YOU TOO,MS. LADY...........

WELL SHORT AND SWEET AND TO THE POINT, TOMORROW, REP. RYAN GETS HIS.  SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME TOO MUCH ROOM TO WORK WITH, BUT I WILL SAY THIS.  RUN FOR PRESIDENT. AND USE THAT EXACT SAME PREMISE BECAUSE CALLING OUT OBAMA HELPS. 

I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT MICHEAL STEELE WANTING GINGRICH, HE CAN GO CASH HIS UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK WITH PRIDE. THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU THE ENEMY, BUT KEEP GOING AND AS LONG AS YOU GOT FIGHT IN YOU, YOU GOT ME AS WELL.

HARD TRUTHS ........................EASY LIES................

LOOK AT THE LENGTH OF HER SPEECH AND THE LENGTH OF OBAMA'S AND ASK YOURSELF WHO HAS TRUTH IN THEIR MESSAGE?

TRUTH DON'T TAKE LONG, BUT BS IS LIKE DIARRHEA RIGHT WHEN YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK, YOU RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM ALL DAY LONG.

GOD BLESS WE WILL BACK TOMORROW.

OBAMA YOU WILL NOT USE THOSE PRECIOUS CHILDREN IN EGYPT AS PAWNS AND FOR EVERY DROP OF BLOOD SHED OVER THERE, IT IS YOUR FAULT. FOR RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DON'T CONCERN YOU.

IF YOU WILL UNSEAL THAT ORDER, I WILL PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE AND GO AFTER ANY BIRTHER UNTIL THEN. EXECUTIVE ORDER#13489.

TTYL
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