Wednesday, January 5, 2011

New Beginnings don't necessarily lead to new endings.......

Hello America,

I know those were pretty strong words this morning, but nevertheless I meant them.

The filibuster procedure protects the minority party, RESPECTS AND PROTECTS THE VOICES OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT REFLECTED IN THE MAJORITY PARTY, that is needed whether it was the gop in charge or reid..........

doesn't matter...........

this is our process, respect it or leave.  stop making it ever so complicated.

Because of my recent decision to not just join church but to open about my inclusion of the God I serve in all of my decisions, I had to endure a little dirty pool......

Well, Mr. Obama, if I am writing this, then obviously I am not sitting in Addison, Tx in jail, am I?

Man, you all cheat so bad sometimes, I get embarrassed for you.....

So we are going to tell a quick story today,  and we'll be back to business tomorrow.

I only log in from one place due to hacking and identity theft issues and of course, I got fifty people pulling me in every direction, every time I really need to address some issues.

I am going to openly dedicate this to my girls..........my friends.........whether we beefing or not, end with a couple of notes on issues and go from there.

I knock on God's door..........

He answers.........

tells me to come on in, his office changes from time to time.  We sit down, he offers me some kush.......I'm looking like what is this a trick question or something? 

"Come on, man..........don't you think I am in enough trouble..........do I really need beef with you, too?"

"nah.............tiffani, we kicking it today.............we got some kush, we got some muscato.........kick it with your boy.........seriously, kick it, let's conversate......."

Jesus pops in the door and just looks like both of you all need time with lucifer.......his anger is visceral you can feel it.........

He closes the door and leaves.

I reply "that's your son, son............"

Man we roll, we laugh for like hours.

"Tiffani, it ain't like that, but we just kicking it today, man, you holding it down, you making mistakes, no doubt, but you keeping in touch with me, even when you don't want to, you not fighting.........you not fighting........Man, that's pretty cool.........."

"You see, brother boehner, taking charge today........Man, it's stuff like that keeps me revived you know......I saw those new congresspersons and although I am not going to agree with all of their decisions, that energy, that determination to stop the spending, to secure our borders, to check Barack..........man, moments like that make it all worth it"

"What about your boy, reid?"

"You know God, i'm trying, but that dude and barack begging for some east lawn love.........we gotta play by the rules, why they gotta change the rules all the time.  We should be estastic that the congress WANTS TO READ THE CONSITUTTION...........that's an honor we should all be proud of, but they making it sound like a cult, even got Rush all upset this morning......I know that the ladies are going to try to holla at me, God.  I know the fellas is as well to an extent.

But I am simply trying to work things out with this man because I love him.  I want him to stop doing certain things to me.  But I understand and accept the fact that I can't control him, and nothing I do will do that.  When I try to step outside your will, it only compounds the problem and we both know I'm not one for that.

Day by day, moment by moment........that's all I can take.  But you know...............everybody trying to jump on the team, but got the nerve to tell me I can't be the captian........"

We laugh because I am just an assertive person, aggressive, willful in all of my capacities except for at home, I run enough in these streets. 

"Now, God, these dems want to pop this bipartisian crap even Greta raining down on a one sentence bill about repealing health care.......you can't please none of these folk, none of the time, people just don't know how much money was being saved from a simple bill and not having to pay aides overtime for reading these 2000 page plus bills...........Man, either way we are going to be viewed as wrong, but we going to do this country, right God, these illegals and the rest of your children you got over here, talk to them, spread some miracles, do something.........

because all this disrespect of God's house in God's country, can't be on my watch........"

God replies "Allllllllllllllready.............."

The kush is setting in..........

"I gotta go, man, who would have thought a couple of glasses of mascato and a couple of blunts would put me back like that.  I don't get high no more to deal with problems, I come get you, so my tolerance is dropping again........Tell your boy, Chairman Steele, the fact that I gotta deal with Reid and give him some fourth amendment charlie murphy help and every yes vote that comes with it, IS WHY HE GOTTA GO.  TELL HIM, MY FOUL MOUTH, MY COURAGE, MY AUDACITY TO CHECK ANY AND ALL IS WHAT REVIVED THAT PARTY.........

Tell your boy, Obama, man, he started campaigning the moment he became a senator, how is he out of all people going to ask me to wait until 2012 and see what other crap he can convince these dirty murkowski, collins, snowe, browne, graham, lugar andmccain folk on the right to sign off on..........

talk to your people, man, they playing us for fools.  I gave my word and I'm holding it up the best I can, but your boy............he going to make it real ugly up in here, he ain't playing by the rules, and I'm tired of it.  I ain't going to let my people, NONE OF THEM, be hungry?  not be able to do what they need to do.........

You allready showed me what blessings you got for me, you got my trust..........

show them...........

God takes one last puff..................breathes deep..................

and simply says"  I feel you, hit me tonight when you got some time......."

New Beginnings don't necessarily lead to new endings, if the middle is the same.

NO CUTTING OUT OF THE FILIBUSTER, REALLY DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ASKING FOR FOURTH AMENDMENT REMEDIES...........

I'M UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION ALREADY, MY PHONE TAPPED, I AM UNDER CONSTANT SURVEILLIANCE.....NOT TOO MUCH MORE TROUBLE I CAN GET IN......

STUART VARNEY, DANA PERINO........Y'ALL ARE PART OF MY POLITICAL CRUSH CREW WITH MY FOUNDING MEMBER BILL KRISTOL STILL RUNNING THINGS.

BUT I HAVE TO CHECK YOU.

It may be simplistic..............but the debt ceiling will not be raised.  Not worried about our word........

Every ally we had Obama dogged, looked at how we do Chile, Peru, but we all up in Brazil and Venezuela........

I know you two mean well, I watched hannity last night.

But as long as one person is willing to use violence to get their will and way,  some simplicity is what we need.

NO MEANS NO.  PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE NO PROBLEM CALLING IRAN, AFGHANISTAN, HAITI OR WHEREEVER  OBAMA PROMISED MONEY TO EVEN CHINA AND TELLING THEM SOME REAL SIMPLE STUFF.............

Bararck ain't in charge no more...........we ain't got the money..........i can't give it to you............i'll call to set up some payment arrangements for what i owe............china, you get a little too out there, i won't pay you nothing and use what I owe for heat and dare you to come get it...........

You see, Ms. Perino, You see Mr. Varney nothing complicated.

Why?

BECAUSE MY WORD IS MY BOND......THAT'S WHY THIS IS READ ALL OVER THE WORLD.........

I DO WHAT I SAY I AM GOING TO DO.

AND WHEN YOU STAND ON FAITH, FREEDOM AND FELLOWSHIP.

NO NEED TO COMPLEX A SIMPLE TRUTH.........

WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY, THE TAP IS CUT OFF.

THIS IS A FISCAL INTERVENTION.

I love #43, he is my brother.........................my brother............

but that don't make all of his crooked straight neither.

NO DEBT CEILING RAISING UNTIL WE CUT..............WE CUT......................WE CUT...............WE RAID SOME WORKPLACES..............WE CUT..............WE ENFORCE SOME LAWS................GET SOME IDENTITY THEFT STARIGHT..............WE CUT............WE CUT...............POSSIBLY IMPEACH.................WE CUT.......................WE CUT..............

and then when Michelle B, my other big sister says let's talk,

then come holla at me.

This is going to end the way it always does.

God's will wins, every time.

don't hate me because I'm beautiful.............

don't hate me because I'm right...............

don't hate me because I'm blessed............

I am a legal american citizen in the greatest country on earth with god's grace letting me feel so free that I sung every word of easy by the commadores.

be back tomorrow.
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