Monday, May 9, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 11)

Hello America,


Well I do believe that this is the longest book yet........Haven't made up my mind when I want end.  I started this book for two reasons to give us cultural commonality....Now to achieve that, I have to write, I have to share more than I should, I have to be judged more than what some of you all think I can bear.......


This are the costs of my path, these are the costs of my experience.


But I am a big girl......a grown woman.


I pay these tithes and offerings not out of spite, but out thankfulness because I know what grace and mercy do for me.


I don't need to hear no sermon, no disrespect, I don't need to read the bible, no disrespect.


I KNOW.


I KNOW.


I know it as strong as I know I am Tiffani El Dawn Mims and can't nobody rock me like me.  This is a spiritual metaphysical gilbratar so strong even the love of my life, today's modern version of Poseidon.....I say that with love, respect a God in his midst......You can't lead a flock of people being amongst them.....No disrespect.


That even the love of him can't keep me from being up to the light above water at least some of the times...


Grace and Mercy.


I sat up on twitter last night @pendecadentdiva  I think a lot of people saw a lot of my personality....But we must remember that words are voluntary.......Words are selected.......And while a typo, or a grammar check may and frequently does on here, change the connotation and it's totally by just lack of a staff and that's on me......nevertheless, everything I type or tweet or whatever is voluntary......


I am a psych major.  Call it what you want.


The servers in my brain running at probably 1000G speed when it comes to behavior and patterns......


You don't want it and more importantly, I don't want it for you.


These are strange times in Dallas.......lotta long faces in the midst of some dudes who did some spring cleaning yesterday.......


But then again this is Dallas where up is sometimes down, and sideways is usually straight.  Where circles really do have four corners and triangles that have no points...... #texaslogic.




checkout bluegrass pundits blog on how McDonald's is cheaper than eating at the house, poignant piece....hope and change, huh.........smdh........




Let's go.


Usually when I have a long intro like that, I'm waiting to see what in my mind hits the floor.

First of all, give due praise to the Los Angeles Lakers, two time champs and really along with the spurs the champs over the past twelve or so years......

Kobe you may not have 6, but you got Michael Jackson status, you don't need no glove to have you hand shining........

Phil Jackson, Zen Master.......don't you think, and I say this not out disrespect, but out of respect from what I have read about Mr. Jackson his metaphysicals is on point, don't you think that it is fitting that you finished in a way that reflects your decision.

I hope and pray that unlike your biggest player, Michael Jordan, that you stay out of the game........

so that your STORIED, STORIED LEGACY, DUDE 11 RINGS.....AS A COACH, YOU GOT BLING AS A PLAYER.........LEGACY STAYS UNTARNISHED.

One day, one day........


you are all going to be talking on some sports center show, and you all are going to give your personal stories as to when in the series you knew........


you knew..........


a magical place in the city of the angels fell silent.


Yesterday was Dallas Cowboys beating San Fran on their turf during the NFC championship of the first run I think '90.  While the battle for the super bowl was far from over at that point...., WE ALL KNEW


WE ALL KNEW


CHANGE HAD COME.


B/C FRAZIER WENT DOWN........AND STAYED DOWN.


And what was any different yesterday?


B/c Cossell's words wouldn't have mattered if Frazier wasn't the champ.......


Let's all respect the words of 'Dre from Outkast.......


we all must play our parts..........so ain't no need to hold your heads down outside of Bynum who clearly needs a timeout.


Congrats LA not for a series, but for a legacy, no matter what else happened.  You all did that and no one is going to fault you b/c you went to Dallas.......


and us being the lovable jackers that we are didn't take your bling, but took your tickets and chariot to the big dance away....


I have to wait on commenting on West until I get some feedback from some folk I trust so let's move on.

It was weird in Dallas yesterday........It's weird today, you don't see no flags flying no maverick jerseys........Odd, nah......


A lot of people not from here.  They love the jobs here, they love the lifestyle, but they hate Dallas.  They look at this city and think we are so spoiled.......


We don't know how to get down son.......


Hell, Dallas looks at me sideways because every five minutes I am trying to leave and stay gone.  Started at 17, ain't found a way yet, but I try.......


But grace and mercy run the theme today.  They going to be Rondo.  they going to be point, let me address Boston and Dallas I got you last.


Rondo, baby, if you can play, play, if you can't can't.......nobody has the right to ever question your heart, but you are somebody's baby and we can't ask you to risk your health or the way you feed your family.


Boston............yeah, if Rondo can't play, cool.  I know half of him is better than all of some, but rondo's best defensive weapon is his offense.  his ability to find passing lanes quicker than the child support dude shows up at your new job....that defense because it sets Miami at edge, it sets a defense in itself with the balls simply in his hands.......


If Rondo can't play, then he can't.  But I am secure in West.  I think he has been down this road enough, I think he has a personal investment in this game against Lebron and I think after last night 11 men looked at a soldier.................


baby, go to battle one arm and all.


I know you all are going to represent.  see why green's time was crucial.


Champs make do.


You understand.


Champs make ways.


Shaq ain't full force but him and baby set a tone that Bosh can't overwhelm Garnett with.  There are plays and combinations, you guys know better than me my only point is the one that means the most.


Somehow, someway, get it done.


B/c you all are at a crossroads you can get an A for effort for avoiding a sweep and being just a tad bit better than the Lakers in this round.......


or 


You can bring it back to the streets and make this a three game series.  All I know is that the pieces is right there but it takes a squad to win a quad, you feel me.........


Pace your daddy out........ I don't think I need to tell grown men how to work that.......not publicly just playing just playing.  But my point is right now, Rondo needs y'all.  He needs to know that if he can't play, his absence ain't gonna be in vain......


You got Shaq, you got baby, you got presence in the middle, stop all those layups, those drives. if you gotta foul, FOUL, this playoff basketball not bridge at the country club.


You gotta do what you gotta do.


Pierce, go inside the paint.  get some of these folk into some foul trouble.  Yeah, we all wish we can make it rain like Dallas yesterday........Hell, I am still wet......(okay, no more sexual references before I get into trouble).


That chariot that the mavericks took from the lakers is on its way to b-town tonight.........


Game 4 ain't the end of the series but in some ways it is....


Your house,


your chance to write the ending......


that chariot is headed up 95 now............but you got some dudes that call themselves the heat......and they have been some basketball arsonists that are looking to take them keys.


So in the words of Mr. Stinkmeaner #boondocks


Whatcha' going to do, CELTICS..........................................?


Kevin, Paul, aka Ray...., b/c baby boy is hurt......  he's hurt.  And he needs some love from his brothers,  he needs the love that says......getting back up, showing that celtic rick james, fire and desire don't just run in his veins....


In runs in his 11 brothers on the court, it runs in his coach and staff, it runs in his city.  it runs in that stadium tonight........


That chariot coming tonight, y'all put Rondo on your back and get back in it........


Like every Mama in the celtic nation wants you to.....


Like every Mama in the celtic nation needs you to....


Gingrich....... as I do have to address some news.........is not going to win but it's cool for him to run.

Notice the more volatile Gallup poll numbers get for Obama, the more he realizes that SNOWE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE GOING TO BE FIRED (I told you senator snowe..........I told you two years ago that love triangle you and harry reid and obama  being have,  you me and he #mtume  was going to get you fired and no you ain't getting a dime for campaign money), the more he pushes immigration.

He wants to legalize these folk, b/c he knows all of us see through his bull.

Whatever positives can be gained with Gingrich being the nominee, he suffers the Barbour problem......

old, white and rich.

NONE OF WHICH IS A BAD THING OR A GOOD THING.

JUST LIFE.

There are some intelligent democrats......and then there is the Obama nation, folk that only voted b/c of Obama.  You from GA, Newt, you know the shorties I'm talking about.  They don't require substances they just require a ceelo green beat.........


rev. jesse jackson in the background being the hype man.......


And Barack spitting versus like he was beenie man........


He's rich, white, old and from the south y'all and drop the microphone........


You see my point.


You adding to their fodder.


Now I know you got organization, Newt...........trust................I respect.


But we don't have time for the bull and we don't have time to play games.


My team is even putting west on hold until we check him out.


Gender will trump race as the muslim culture infiltration has spread throughout.


The only thing that will beat Obama is to play his culture against him.


He cannot stand a woman who is verbally disrespectful, disrespectful defined as talking to him like you gotta a mind versus talking to him without one to him as much as Delmar.  It is in his eyes.


So Run Newt, baby, get your network on, but BUT


WHEN YOU LOSE THE NOMINATION, BE A SPORT AND HELP TO THIS COUNTRY and help the nominee......


b/c you know darn well,


every racist nut from Van Jones to Obama is salivating for Wednesday........


so they can scream


Only Barack can save us from evil, white, rich southern men.........


and you more than most Newt now that.


And y'all wonder why I am going to have to name one of my pitts after Gov. Barbour, that's an honor.......btw.


B/c the loyalty Barbour showed to this country by stepping outside to let some #urbanpatriots address that hot mess called hope and change didn't stop by Newt's house.


Your race, 


your loss.


I don't get paid to massage feelings...........not on this site.  haha.


Gay people, if you all want to be the next black folk of the democratic party go ahead.  meaning if you all want the dnc to play you like they have black people for the past 50 years be my guest.


NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT I AM NOT ROCKING NO RAINBOWS ON MY CAR, BUT....... it ain't just one color on my flag.  And trust, I am not the only one who feels the way I do about sex and the marriage the way I do.  Okay, Obama lies to you all more than Victor Newman gets married .....and y'all steady running back to him.


Gay people are not monolithic in thought.....I know it don't seem like it but just as diverse as the gay population is in sexuality it is in political ideology..........


y'all know it's gay Republicans whether Daniels and some of the rest of the folk act like it or not?


Dudes and Dudettes at least make Obama answer for lying to you all the last time, have some pride OUTSIDE OF THE PRIDE PARADE, by making the democrats treat you for what you are grown, diverse people, who like it the way you like in the bedroom. Your sexuality doesn't have to dictate your political paradigms........geez.........


Obama says he didn't believe in commissions when he was running now he got commissions for the commissions........does he have to slap you all over and over again for you to get it?  If so, no worries b/c I've been there........but darn make him accountable to you all more than a sound bite.


you all are better than that.  you are all voting intelligent legal American citizens...


y'all know that.


so vote like it.


Dallas Mavericks as I am getting ready to go......


I looked at the press conference yesterday and the amazement is surreal in Dallas right now, in the nation.  




Who would have thought last week Kobe and the Lakers would get jacked b/c let's all recognize  the mavericks played trump tight  every card they had they cut the dreams, hopes and aspirations of the laker nation in four straight........SWEPT THE LAKER LEGACY RIGHT INTO THE MEMORY BOOK.


They went home to Dallas Mama's last night, not with a ring......


but a little more schwagg and said Daddy did that.


and Daddy did it well.


Have Mercy.........


Who says it ain't a god when its grown men doing what they do WELL?


I saw the local news.......a lot of tight faces, a lot of nervous looks.


This is Dallas and taking LA out in that manner says a lot, but in the end don't mean nothing without a ring.  Nobody really seemed amped.  Like they would rather the dysfunction of some maybes, than the daddy attitude of some champs..........


Say it ain't so, Dallas.........


Yesterday Dirk and Jason Terry were interviewed together.  I thought of the odd couple. Dirk is tense, he's laser right now.  He wants to play, not even wanting to contemplate more than a day off.......


Jason on the other hand is thrilled.......Like I got quality time at home.........these knees need to rest, and I am going to give my other bag of ice to Kidd, I borrowed his ben gay last time......


Two truths in two men......


Dirk, you are the leader of this team.  And for those who say otherwise, let the Mavericks get swept like they did the lakers.  THE FIRST LAST AND ONLY NAME THAT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS IS DIRK.........and b/c he knows that, has been listening to these dirty dallas infamous mouths for over ten years and STILL SAYS I NEED THAT BALL, I NEED THAT GAME, TYSON, JJ, I NEED Y'ALL TO HELP PLAN THIS JACK MOVE......


WE GOTTA GET KOBE AND KEEP HIS ASS DOWN, UNTIL ITS OVER Y'ALL DOWN?


B/c he asks that question of his brothers every game with that knowledge, don't make him the leader.


It makes him #boss.


Dirk, I know you would love to keep playing and frankly I don't like long breaks either.  But don't worry about your brothers........Yeah, Jason Terry dancing around the house right now,  Kidd got his flip flops on, telling his children to "turn the tv, like they used to do.."  But trust in your team, Dirk, they want it just as much as you do, they want it just as much for you, for the city of Dallas all that.....


they ain't going to let you down.  B/c of your dedication b/c of your never giving up, b/c of your playing the best d you can.......


your brothers stole the show didn't they game 4.


they showed you Dirk, it ain't all on you for good or for bad........


We gotcha brother......


Let 'em rest, let that dallas daddy schwagg terry and peja........dudes...........dudes......  y'all like Felix on the mound, what ain't going in that strike zone.......?


Let that Dallas daddy schwagg rock like the baseline on Brian McKnight's cover of Sara Smile by Hall and Oates........one day I'mma get Huckabee to rock it....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPLBkXA-Uc

Let your brothers Dallas Daddy Schwagg grow and rumble like the bassline in this song.  Let tyson and brendon be little hyper, let them get that nah.........not in my house, ain't gonna happen captain in their steps......


They know y'all in Round 3 and memphis is no joke............and okc ain't no free ride.


And to the rest of the Mavericks.


well done, y'all know that.  but while Dirk is letting y'all rest and chill. Help his nerves, y'all know he's been traumatized since Miami in the sense, he's been planning jack move after jack move trying to get back.  Mark Cuban co-signing on the plans......  Help them understand that just b/c y'all flow a little different with your daddy.


Ain't no fun in the sun.


Show Dirk and Coach and Cuban when y'all practice that y'all watched the tape, or pracitced the move or whatever y'all do.


Build trust with your brother, built trust with your brothers...., build trust within yourselves.  talk, whatever  y'all do.  Just show Dirk and Coach and Cuban.


Don't matter if it's a week off or 10 days.......


ROUND 3 IS ROUND 3.


AND WE ALL KNOW THE DRILL.


WE NEED THAT.


IT TAKES A SQUAD TO WIN A QUAD, IT TAKES A QUAD TO BE THE LAST SQUAD STANDING.......


YOU FEEL ME.


You all need four more wins, and you have to win the same way you have.........


But on this day......


REST...........


EVEN DIRK, FIND YOUR BOO, AND LET REST YOUR HEAD ON HER CHEST.......


DADDY DESERVES A NAP,


ALL 12 OF Y'ALL........


WE'LL WAKE YOU UP WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK AND MR. STERN TELLS YOU WHETHER YOU GOT A BUNCH OF THUNDERSTORMS OR A PACK OF WILD GRIZZLES TO FACE NEXT.........but at least Palin ain't in the backcourt with some buckshots.....


y'all go rest.


very proud.


And JUST FOR THE SAKE THAT HE HAS REACHED HIS BOSS STATUS....


LET MARK CUBAN POP SOME GRITS AFTER PRACTICE FOR A MINUTE,  HE EARNED IT.


YOU SIR ARE NOW DALLAS BOSS CERTIFIED......


YOU PUT YOUR TEAM AND YOUR CITY AND YOUR MAVERICK NATION ABOVE YOUR EGO AND YOUR FEELINGS........


ALREADY, MARK CUBAN, GET YOUR BOSS DALLAS DADDY SCHWAGG ON.....


Proud of you..........so proud.  So proud.


Championship owners flash rings.......they don't have to say a word.    Charlie Wilson, I forgot I wanted to use that song, but I got you tomorrow......honestly forgot, my bad. Got a to do list longer than binladen's beard......


Well, i'm out of time and I'm tired.


let me just leave a couple of personal notes.


I am a victim of identity theft and that type of stuff is usually committed by those who know you......B/c of the extreme severity of which these id thieves in dallas have been allowed to run loose, which had a lot to do with all of the sad faces yesterday, despite the sweep.........i keep monitor and contact with certain people. 


In most cases, it is not to contact per se, but it is to show that I and this person and that person are different.  A lot of times on here in the past that is exactly why you would see real and actual names on here.  b/c I need to show hey me and this person are different.  Identity theft is scary. Remember that skit on Mad TV with peter o'toole and sean connery it was o'toole that got the mexican playing sean connery through......


Anyway b/c of factors that I have mentioned before, there is a person that is a relative to some folk that I honestly had something to do with my identity and insurance fraud.  I don't think this person has anything to do with it directly, but her fam is suspect and b/c of that.  I follow her.  B/c I want to show distinction.


I have no need to stalk......trust........as broke as I am, as sick as I am, I have enough to do.


It don't matter what I get done or don't.  Dallas.  I don't pay any of your bills.  I am just broke, always talking, never acting Tiffani right?  Right?


So if you got citizens who feel like according to the DSM-IV-TR that I meet the qualifications for bipolar disorder, dude call the police or the department of mental health for dallas county.  I am sure they can get me all the help I need.


If you don't want to be followed, do what I did this morning and block some folk.  It's real easy you go up to the person's profile, hit that gear icon and block comes right up, took me all of two seconds.


It really don't matter if you believe me, if you trust me, if you think I am the worst thing since AIDS/THE FLAVOR OF LOVE/OR TOYA'S DRAMATIC MOMENT(you have to watch that show on www.bet.com. the scene of the stereotype of wayne's baby mama is classic............classic.......).


It don't.


It don't matter if authorities are not called, folk ain't blocked........


It means you ain't that concerned.  


Or that it ain't that serious.


I don't want to be here Dallas, anymore than you want me here, but the powers that be have spoken.


And we just going to have to get used to each other.


My promotion of the mavericks increases ratings which increases money..........I need not your approval to help my fellow citizens economically.


All I am saying is that I have been wrong and hopefully make it through today without messing up to bad, but the attemps to label me this and that for what the intent of getting me locked up is as pointless as Kobe asking Jerry Buss we all gonna be here next year?


Dallas.......


I'm not going to get locked up.  Trust the love letter tour stared long before R. Kelly.


One day, Dallas and we all know this, ONE DAY THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT IN FULL AND I WON'T BE THE BAD GUY.


I WILL BE THE VICTIM.


NOT TO FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF, BUT TO SHOW MY CONCERNS, MY DESIRE TO STAY ABREAST OF ENEMIES VIA ASSOCIATION WITH SOME RELATIVES ACTING A DAMN FOOL WAS WARRANTED.


and until that day comes God's grace and mercy serve as my only protection and that's allright.


for good or for bad, Dallas.........


all my little two cents can come out, and there ain't a drop of fear, not a damn one.


I can't get mad b/c me and God on one page, and y'all can't check this book out........


It's Round 3.  I PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE.....


ALL MY FAULTS, ALL MY TRIUMPHS......


PROUDLY B/C IT AIN'T ME HOLDING MY HEAD IT, IT'S GOD GRACE AND MERCY AND YELLS THAT I AM HIS CHILD


THAT YEAH THOUGH I WALK THROUGH VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I FEAR NO EVIL, NO CHARGES, NO COMMENTARY.......


ROUND 3 BEGAN YESTERDAY.........


I SUGGEST THE REST OF YOU ALL CATCH UP.


that's all


Grace and Mercy.....


Grace and Mercy..........




no goons, can't have guns, too sick to fight. my only tools on the battlefield, so bring what you want.


mayor endorsement Kunkle........dude I forgot it was time to vote.


how am I not going to show love to DPD?  


We need some law and order at city hall.......











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