Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 22)

Hello America, 




THANK YOU TO THE PARKLAND HOSPITAL OUTPATIENT CLINIC, VERY PROFESSIONAL AND RESPECTFUL AND GOT ME OUT IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS.....


I DO APPRECIATE, I SAW SOME MAD LOOKS, BUT EVEN THOSE WERE VERY PROFESSIONAL I APPRECIATE IT.  DALLAS COUNTY COMMISSIONERS SHOW 'EM SOME LOVE......


I did go to the doctor.  I am supposed to take off for a couple of days.


Hmmmmmmmm.........


So I am going to make this quick, and see how I feel tomorrow.


We are going to have some political notes.


We are going to have a couple of personal notes.


We are going to end with a couple of notes regarding Dallas and i'll be back tomorrow.   I need to rest, for real.


let's go.


Politics:


Herman Cain.......- I loving your energy, although I do feel a candidate with governmental experience is needed for the damage that was done by Mr. Obama.  I truly love your mantra, we ain't second.  I'm loving that.  I look forward to you participating in the contest.  I am not going to endorse you, but I do applaud you for running and letting children and adults frankly see that the GOP is diverse.  Good Deal, stand up and stand proud of our country.  Can't hate on that at all.


Huntsman-BABY, EVERYTHING FROM THE MOMENT, YOU TOLD WONDER MIKE YOU WOULD WORK FOR HIM IS SUSPECT, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US DON'T WORRY ABOUT CHINA, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID WITH THAT BILLION DOLLAR PAYMENT, STRENGTHENED THEIR MILITARY WHILE WE GOTTA FIGHT THIS NUT TRYING TO END OURS.........  Obama is the biggest employer right now, you sure he can't find you another job.........  You on the verge of becoming an irritant.  No disrespect, but no way in hell, WILL ANY PERSON THAT HAS WORKED FOR THAT NUT, GET THE GOP NOMINATION.


NO WAY.  Civil, Mr. Huntsman and you worked for a dude that apologizes for our very ducking existence.........he made you smoke that political crack, didn't he?  You ain't gotta lie.....just be honest..... ;)  Man, please.  THE SAKE OF OUR WAY OF LIFE IS AT STAKE, AIN'T NOTHING CIVIL HERE.  THIS ROUND 3, WE BUTTNAKED, ALL CARDS FACE UP.  


Libya- HEY MONEY MITCH, UNTIL THAT NUT YOU CALL SENATE MAJORITY LEADER IN REID, COMES OFF A BUDGET, DON'T SIGN ANYTHING REGARDING LIBYA.  WE THE PEOPLE DO NOT SUPPORT TREASOUS, IMPEACHABLE BEHAVIOR.  THIS IS NOW A WAR, A WAR IN WHICH WE ARE LOSING FRANKLY, BUT A WAR NONETHELESS.


IF YOU ALL ON THE RIGHT, SENATE GOP SIGN THIS STATEMENT CONDONING THIS TREASONOUS BEHAVIOR BUT COULDN'T GET A DRILLING BILL THROUGH...


YOU ALL DON'T WANT IT, AND FRANKLY I DON'T WANT IT FOR YOU.


WE NEED A BUDGET, IF BARACK WANTS TO CONTINUE TO USE THE MILITARY IN LIBYA HE NEEDS CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL, DUCK AT STATEMENT.


No child left behind- I HAVE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF THIS.... NEVERTHELESS, BARACK BABY, WE DON'T HAVE A BUDGET, YOU REFUSE TO ENFORCE IMMIGRATION LAWS, AND WORKPLACE RAIDS WHICH ARE HAVING A DIRECT IMPACT ON OUR PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM.  UNTIL YOU DO THAT, BRO'  DON'T WORRY ABOUT NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND......


B/C ALL YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IS LEAVING


EVERY PARENT, 


EVERY LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZEN BEHIND.........


BOEING- I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL IS GOING ON WITH BOEING, BUT I DO KNOW SENATE DEMOCRATS we don't have a budget, DON'T SPEND TIME ASKING LAWYERS TO NOT INVESTIGATE OR WHATEVER IS GOING ON WHEN YOU ALL CAN'T FULFILL A SPECIFIC DUTY: WHEN YOU ALL CAN COME UP WITH A BUDGET, THEN DISCUSSIONS LIKE THIS ARE IN ORDER...........


I'm very tired and pissed...........frankly, why we'll get to a little later, but I like the gop address and out of respect for the office, I have to address Obama's first.


So come on, down Mr. Obama, let's get this out of the way, get KBH's address out of the way. Damn, girl we are gonna miss you on the hill.......  So gonna miss you, you are the reason why I submitted my name for the senate race down here in the first place.  


Let's go Wonder Mike,


You go first, we all know this.


http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/05/21/weekly-address-congress-should-reform-no-child-left-behind-year


This week, I went to Memphis, Tennessee, where I spoke to the graduating class of Booker T. Washington High School.  Graduations are always happy occasions.  But this commencement was especially hopeful – because of just how much the kids at Booker T. Washington High School had overcome. 
Big ups to memphis, I know you all have been through a lot among the other flood victims, you all are in our prayers.  IF you have it to give, www.redcross.org  they need your help, our brothers and sisters all up and down the mississippi are needing our help.
This is a school in the middle of a tough neighborhood in South Memphis.  There’s a lot of crime.  There’s a lot of poverty.  And just a few years ago, only about half of the students at the school graduated.  Just a handful went off to college each year.
You know what, Barack today my head is killing me, but all due respect, that's a description of 50% of the schools in any large urban district, but I know you headed for something so come on with it..........
But folks came together to change all that.  Under the leadership of a dynamic principal and devoted teachers, they started special academies for ninth graders – because they found that that’s when a lot of kids were lost.  They made it possible for students to take AP classes or vocational courses.  Most importantly, they didn’t just change the curriculum; they created a culture that prizes hard work and discipline, and that shows every student that they matter. 

That's cute, that's dandy, BUT THAT CAN BE DONE WITH PARENTAL AND COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT, NOT FEDERAL.  AP CLASSES OR VOCATIONAL COURSES, YOU ACT LIKE THESE FOLK FRESH OFF THE BOAT LIKE YOU AND POSSIBLY I  (private joke, he gets it).  WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GOVERNMENTAL INTERVENTION?
Today, four out five students at the school earn a diploma.  70 percent continue their education, many the first in their families to go to college.  So Booker T. Washington High School is no longer a story about what’s gone wrong in education.  It’s a story about how we can set it right.
We need to encourage this kind of change all across America. We need to reward the reforms that are driven not by Washington, but by principals and teachers and parents.  That’s how we’ll make progress in education – not from the top down, but from the bottom up.  And that’s the guiding principle of the Race to the Top competition my administration started two years ago. 
CHANGE, YOU ACT LIKE WE DIDN'T SUPPORT OUR CHILDREN AND OUR SCHOOLS BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.  REWARD? PLEASE, THAT'S ON PARENTS AND COMMUNITIES.  COMMITMENT TO EDUCATION STARTED WAY BEFORE YOU, YOU DO REALIZE THAT BUT YOU GOT YOUR ASS WHOOPED YESTERDAY ON ISRAEL, SO LET ME BE QUIET AND SEE WHAT YOU WANT, B/C WE BOTH KNOW WITH YOU IT IS ALWAYS AN ANGLE......
The idea is simple: if states show that they’re serious about reform, we’ll show them the money.  And it’s already making a difference throughout the country.  In Tennessee, where I met those students, they’ve launched an innovative residency program so that new teachers can be mentored by veteran educators.  In Oregon, Michigan and elsewhere, grants are supporting the work of teachers who are lengthening the school day, offering more specialized classes, and making the changes necessary to improve struggling schools.
MONEY, MONEY............. MONEY...........ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SPENDING MY MONEY ON CHILDREN AND TEACHERS FOR SOME GRIT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO?  WE ARE FIFTEEN TRILLION DOLLARS IN THE HOLE.  NOT PAYING FOR NOTHING.  SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED THROUGH PROPERTY TAXES, WHICH PEOPLE PAY ON THEIR HOMES WHEN THEY HAVE JOBS TO AFFORD MORTGAGES.......

MAN..................

AFTER THE CRAP YOU STARTED THIS WEEK, DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO LET OUT ABOUT SPENDING ONE MORE TIME.  YOU GOING TO START BACK WORKPLACE RAIDS? YOU GOING TO ENFORCE IMMIGRATION FRAUD, YOU GONNA INVESTIGATE THIS MEDICARE FRAUD AND SUCH..........

DIDN'T THINK SO,  DON'T MENTION SPENDING MY CITIZENS MONEY AGAIN UNTIL YOU DO........EVERY TIME, I THINK YOU CAN'T GO THERE, YOU TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
Our challenge now is to allow all fifty states to benefit from the success of Race to the Top.  We need to promote reform that gets results while encouraging communities to figure out what’s best for their kids.  That why it’s so important that Congress replace No Child Left Behind this year – so schools have that flexibility.  Reform just can’t wait.

HELL NO, I AM TOO TIRED TO EVEN ARGUE.  WE NOT SPENDING NO MORE MONEY.  WE NOT LEAVING PARENTS AND CITIZENS BEHIND NO MORE.......  WE AIN'T PAYING NO DAMN TEACHERS AND CHILDREN, THAT'S ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD. IF LEARNING AIN'T ENOUGH REWARDS THEN SCREW IT.  DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU PUT OUT OF WORK? AND YOU WONDER WHY I WANT A DRUG TEST FROM YOU WEEKLY......

And if anyone doubts this, they ought to head to Booker T. Washington High.  They ought to meet the inspiring young people who overcame so much, and worked so hard, to earn their diplomas – in a school that believed in their promise and gave them the opportunity to succeed.  We need to give every child in America that chance.  That’s why education reform matters. 

I KNOW WHOEVER WROTE THIS FOR YOU, FEELS THE SAME WAY I DO, NOT ONCE DID YOU PROVIDE ANY SUBSTANTIVE RATIONALE FOR THIS........

DUDE, WE NOT PAYING FOLK FOR GRIT THEY SUPPOSED TO DO. DUDE, YOU NOT SPENDING NO MORE MONEY.  SPEND THIS WEEKEND, FIGURING OUT A WAY TO START BACK RAIDS OR DRILLING SOMETHING THAT BRINGS MONEY INTO OUR ECONOMY INSTEAD OF FINDING WAYS TO BREAK OUR ASSES.....IF THIS JOB MARKET AIN'T ENOUGH FOR PARENTS TO START DISCIPLINING THESE CHILDREN SO TEACHERS CAN TEACH THEN AIN'T NOTHING ELSE GONNA WORK.
Thanks for listening, and have a great weekend.
AMEN TO THAT BROTHER.

Come on, KBH, YOU GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT, B/C OBAMA HAS ME ON ONE....

"Hi, I'm United States Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison from Texas.

WHAT'S UP, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A MINUTE.
"With energy prices soaring nationwide, many American families are struggling to put gas in their cars and trucks. We are seeing the price of food and other goods rise. An overwhelming majority of Americans say gas prices are causing financial hardship for their families. And more than half say they have had to make major changes to their budgets to compensate.
"Unfortunately, rather than work to increase domestic energy production and help bring down gas prices, the Obama Administration is seeking to impose more regulations and taxes on oil and gas companies. This is placing our own valuable resources out of reach and stifling job creation - their proposals will actually increase pain at the pump.

WE HAVE TOLD YOU ALL A THOUSAND TIMES, WE NEED JOBS, WE NEED TO DRILL, WHAT DO YOU WE NEED TO DO, WE KNOW THE PAIN AT THE PUMP, WE PAYING KBH... NOTHING AGAINST YOU PERSONALLY, LOVE, BUT WE OUT HERE HURTING AND ALL WE KEEP HEARING FROM BARACK IS NO, THEY DESERVE IT, YOU DON'T.  BRAZIL AND MEXICO, WINNING, ON OUR DUCKING TURF,  IT AIN'T RIGHT........IT AIN'T RIGHT SENATOR,  IT AIN'T RIGHT.
"Earlier this week, Republicans put a modest bill to increase production on the floor, and Democrats couldn't even support that with gas hovering around $4 a gallon!
NOW YOU SEE WHY I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT MICHAEL STEELE BEING REMOVED.....$4 A GALLON AND WE GOT HARRY REID WORRIED ABOUT BOEING, AND THE DREAM ACT.
"Republicans have consistently called for greater access to our domestic sources of energy to spur good American jobs, and to prepare for circumstances we can't control, like natural disasters or unrest in the Middle East that creates instability and drives up the cost of a barrel of oil. We have vast resources under our land and we need to safely explore and develop them to have a stable energy supply for our consumers and our economy.
"For nearly a year, American energy producers in the Gulf of Mexico -our nation's most abundant source of oil and gas outside of Alaska - were sidelined by a drilling moratorium imposed by the administration. Exploration slowed to a halt. Thousands of American workers found themselves out of a job.

YOU RIGHT, WE HURTING, BUT WE KNOW ALL THIS, WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT IT'S 90 DEGREES TODAY IN TEXAS, A LOT OF US HAVE TO DRIVE WITH THE AC ON FOR HEALTH REASONS, AND I MEAN BARACK, IF I HEAR YOU SAY PRIUS OR DRIVE SOMETHING CHEAPER, I'M WALKING UP 95 TO COME HAVE A CHAT.......
"Though the moratorium was officially lifted in October, the permit approval process has been burdened by bureaucratic impediments. In energy-rich deep waters in the gulf, only 14 permits have been approved in the last full year. Before the moratorium, an average of eight deep water permits were approved every month. A federal district court judge recently ruled that the government was ‘unlawfully and improperly' delaying permit reviews. The federal government should be processing permits with urgency - instead it is dragging its feet. In fact, offshore production will decrease by 13 percent next year because of the permitting delays.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? OVER 2,000 HEALTH CARE WAIVERS HAVE GONE OUT TO BIG BUSINESS AND OVER 20 ALONE IN PELOSI'S DISTRICT, BUT ONLY 14 PERMITS HAVE GONE UP.  AND THEY HAVE BEEN CHECKED BY A FEDERAL JUDGE, WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO, B/C THIS IS THAT GRIT THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
"The Obama Administration's moratorium will have long-term effects on energy production. While companies were forced to stop operations, they had to continue paying to lease lands they were prohibited from using. Leaseholders sat idle for a year, losing valuable exploration time through no fault of their own

SO THE HOMIES AT ARCO, EXXON MOBIL AND ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHO EMPLOY GOTTA PAY THE LEASE SO THEY WON'T LOSE IT, BUT THEY CAN'T DRILL..........OOOOHHH, LET ME FINISH B/C I HEAR THE DOCTOR'S WORDS IN MY EAR, THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP WRONG, SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR ASS KICKED ALL THE WAY DOWN TO INGLESIDE, TEXAS.  HEY INGLESIDE, I USED TO WORK ON AN OFFSHORE DRILLING RIG.  ALWAYS GOT LOVE FOR YOU.  PLEASE DON'T HAVE MORE TO GO KBH BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
"Earlier this year, I introduced the LEASE Act, a bill to restore time lost to all leaseholders who were impacted by the moratorium. It's a simple and fair way we can bring these energy producers the equity they deserve. We can help them put their workers back on the job. The House has already passed its own version of this bill. I hope the Senate will also pass it soon.
BOEHNER, WHY DON'T YOU PUMP UP STUFF LIKE THIS, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAVE LET ME KNOW.  MONEY MITCH, SEE HOW GOOD GOD IS, HE HAS GIVEN YOU SOMETHING TO DO.  PUT THIS BILL TO A VOTE, SO WE CAN SEE HOW MANY DEMOCRATIC SENATORS ARE GOING TO TELL US WE CAN'T WORK......
"Our country needs a long-term policy that provides energy from our own ample natural resources. We can provide a clean environment and affordable energy for our nation's families and businesses.
"It is not enough for the President to talk about producing energy in America. We call on him to put policies in place that cut the bureaucratic red tape and put Americans to work doing it.

YOU RIGHT, WE DO NEED TO CALL HIS ASS OUT, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ANYWAY, DUDE.........WE NEED YOU .  
"A comprehensive energy policy can't be driven by gas prices or polling numbers. It requires a steady approach that will result in a stable supply of energy. We have an abundance of oil and natural gas - now we need to access it. Tapping our own vast resources will help lower energy costs for Americans, add high-paying jobs to our economy, and strengthen our security for future generations.
YOU RIGHT, AIN'T NO NEED TO TALK ABOUT PAYING CHILDREN TO LEARN, IF WE AIN'T GONNA LET PARENTS WORK........
"I'm Kay Bailey Hutchison. Thank you for listening"

YOU AND MR. OBAMA DO THE SAME.......

DO YOU SEE THE FOOLISHNESS AMERICA?

SEE THE DIFFERING PRIORITIES.

ONE WANNA SPEND MONEY

THE OTHER TRYING TO HELP YOU GET A JOB.

Personal- Dallas County, somebody told a reporter some things that I don't appreciate it......Now it is not about it being true or not, it is about my business.  And now I am starting to hear all kinds of stories about who did what, and it's not pretty and I have been so pissed about it, my bp hasn't been down all day.
Dallas, I love you, love you to death.  But if half of what this reporter among others is telling me turns out to be true.....
We are gonna need more than Dr. Phil to make this right.......that's all I am gonna say about it, but realize money, kissing my ass, won't make your crooked straight, I respect those who just are honest with theirs.....  

YOU ALL HAVE LOST YOUR MINDS IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A PASS.   I AM GOING TO PRAY FOR ME AND YOU ALL AS SOON AS I POST THIS.

DALLAS MAVERICKS........
DON'T Y'ALL GOTTA A GAME TONIGHT.
LOOK I'M SICK, I'M POURING DOWN IN SWEAT IN A 72 DEGREE ROOM WITH AC ROARING, I NEED TO LAY DOWN.
LET ME JUST SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS.
BRENDON HAYWOOD, BABY, MUCH LOVE, GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU ALL ARE FOCUSED ON D.
DIRK, I MEANT WHAT I SAID B/C SOME OF WHAT THE REPORTER TOLD ME TODAY INVOLVES YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE IN COMMON IN REGARDS TO MY COMMENTS YESTERDAY THAN I WANT PUBLICLY KNOWN.
BE A LEADER,
ERN YOUR TEAMMATES BACK AND FOR ONCE SEE IF YOU ALL CAN HOLD THESE GUYS TO UNDER A 100 POINTS.
I DON'T HAVE NO RHYMES TODAY.
NONE OF THAT.
I ASK THAT YOU ALL PLAY LIKE I KNOW YOU CAN AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.  
I AM SORRY DALLAS DADDIES, MAMA SICK AND WHEN THE DR. FINDS OUT, I POSTED TODAY.  I MAY NOT HAVE ACCESS TO A COMPUTER TOMORROW.
THERE IS NO MORE TO BE SAID, DIRK.  
YOU SHOW THEM, THAT YOU ARE JUST AS MUCH AS A STAR AS THE REST, YOU THE VIEWERS, YOU SHOW YOUR TEAMMATES, YOU SHOW THE THUNDER.
THAT YOU AIN'T NO FLUKE, YOU AIN'T JUST NO OFFENSE.
SHUT THE PAINT DOWN, MAKE EVERY SHOT CONTESTED.  RICK THE RULER IS RIGHT......WE GOT LUCKY.  NOW Y'ALL THEM GAVE IT CONFIDENCE, THEY BELIEVING IN THEMSELVES.
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING DIRTY, NOT DIRTY LIKE THAT.
I MEAN YOU GOTTA GET TO IT.
FIGHT FOR IT ALL.
ALL MAMA CAN DO TODAY IS KISS ALL Y'ALL ON THE FOREHEAD, YES SHAWN I'M LOVING ON YOU TODAY, BUT YOU BRING THAT BS, YOU ASS IN THE SEAT ALL GAME.  
AND Y'ALL PLAY THE BALL THAT GOT YOU ALL THIS FAR.
DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE, MAKE THEM YOUNG ONES REALIZE THAT IS GROWN MEN IN THE MIDST.
WE MAVERICKS, WE DON'T GIVE DUCK ABOUT RIDING THROUGH NO STORM.  

PLAY LIKE IT.  PUT YOUR HEART IN IT.  

gotta go, y'all doctor's orders.....i'll try to be back tomorrow.









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