Monday, May 23, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 24)

Hello America,


This will be short and sweet, we had some folk in Dallas County this morning who thought it was cool to waste my time.


And believe it or not, listening to the doctor helps...  I know right, couldn't believe it myself, I feel so much better, so much that I am giving myself one more day off.


A quick story and then we're out....


Men, you all never cease to amaze me.  I guess b/c I didn't have brothers and my dad was almost forty when I really starting growing up.......


Eazy E.  Eric Damn Cantor-  BABY, I'M LOVING YOUR POLITICAL DADDY SCHWAGG....WHAT Y'ALL DOING TO HIM, VIRGINIA?  TO EVEN MENTION CAPTAIN CRUNCH FOR 2012?  IN PAUL RYAN.  I AM SO DIGGING THE TRUST AND THE AUDACITY TO SAY HEY, WE READY, WE CAN LEAD THE WAY......


YOU ALL ON THE INSIDE CAN SAY THE FIELD IS SET....NAH.....


WE GOT A COUPLE OF MORE FACES.


I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT RYAN'S RECORD TO COMMENT ON THAT BESIDES THAT.


BUT I AM JUST SO LOVING ON YOU CANTOR, COOL DAMN BEANS....


SHOW THE NATION, SHOW THE RIGHT, THAT WE ARE AS DEEP AS DALLAS BENCH, AS EXPLOSIVE AS WESTBROOKE, AS LETHAL AS BIBBY WAS LAST NIGHT, AND COLD AS GIBSON COULD BE IF THE BULLS CAN FIND A WAY TO GET HIM DENG AND BOOZER ON THE COURT TOGETHER FOR MORE THAN ONE SET....


AMEN, BROTHERS, STAND UP.


STAND UP FOR OUR GENERATION, DAMMIT, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.


ANOTHER ONE GETTING HIS DADDY ON, SUPRISED THE HELL OUT OF ME, STANDING UP, STARTING TO ASSERT HIMSELF IS .......


TIM PAWLENTY......BROTHER, WE MIGHT LOSE OUR COUNTRY, WE WILL LOSE OUR COUNTRY WE CAN'T AFFORD NO MORE HOPE AND CHANGE.


BUT I'M DIGGING YOUR DADDY, B/C YOU AND CANTOR are hitting on what I have been complaining about with the 2012 field, THE GOP IS VIEWED AS OLD AND BORING, WHICH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT CONSIDERING THE OFFICE, BUT OUT OF TOUCH, GENERATION WISE, AS WELL AS RACE WISE.


THAT'S WHY I AM NOT REALLY DIGGING CAIN, BUT I CAN'T SAY NO UNTIL I READ AND RESEARCH.


BUT BROTHER TIM, I GOTTA GIVE YOU A NICKNAME.....


STANDING UP LIKE THAT, BRO''.......


THERE YOU GO,


AREN'T WE ALL LEARNING FROM OUR NHL BROTHERS, BROTHER TIM.  SAN JOSE SAID IT DON'T MATTER WE DOWN THREE, WE GOTTA FIGHT FOR TODAY, B/C IT AIN'T NO DAMN TOMORROW WITHOUT IT.


AREN'T WE LEARNING FROM OUR BROTHERS ON ICE ON THE OTHER COAST IN TAMPA BAY, WHO TELLING BOSTON......HOLD ON, SON.....  3 GAME SERIES, SON.


WE AIN'T DISNEY ON ICE, BUT WE DAMN SURE MAKING SOME MOVES.


STAND UP, SHOW SOME DAMN ENTHUSIASM, THAT'S WHAT THIS FIELD IS LACKING.


THAT'S WHAT PALIN BRINGS.


SLAM A DESK, GET MAD AS HELL, SHOW THE PEOPLE YOU FEEL LIKE WE DO, THAT THIS COUNTRY IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR, WORTH GETTING MAD FOR, WORTH WORKING THE COMMUNITY FOR VOTES FOR, WORTH STANDING BY YOU WHEN TOUGH TIMES IN THE OVAL OFFICE COMES.....


THAT'S WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT.


GROWN MEN, UNTIL A MAMA ENTERS THE RACE OFFICIALLY.


GROWN MEN.


DADDY'S SAYING THAT'S ENOUGH, OBAMA.


WE GOT KIDS TO FEED, A FUTURE TO PROVIDE FOR,


BARACK, THAT'S ENOUGH, AIN'T GONNA BE NO MORE SON......


AMEN!


AMEN!


AMEN!


COME ON THIS IS A NEW DAY AND TIME, LET US FEEL THAT YOU GET THAT TIM....


EAZY-E, CANTOR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO YOU WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT SHOW LOVE........


Men,.... just another world.....


I was reading how the Mavericks got on Shawn......But Shawn responded.  WELL, BROTHER SHAWN, YOU CLOWNED.....BUT I'M LET YOUR BROTHERS, GIVE YOU THAT KELLY ROWLAND #MOTIVATION.  Such a hot song girl, so hot, I'm saving for the finals.....


I got you......


I read about how Jason Kidd said, let me have at this youngsta Durant, but Dewayne Stevenson said, nah bro'  I got that.


My point is I'm loving and digging all of these grown ass Daddy's are starting to stand up.  LAWD, WHO NEEDS HEAVEN WHEN DADDY'S HOME,  


WHO NEEDS TO FRET WHEN DADDY'S SAYS, I DON'T NEED NO RAP LOVE, ME AND THE BOYS GOT THIS....


GIVE US ROOM TO WORK.


DALLAS, BABY DO YOU,  YOU GOT WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT THERE IN YOUR HUDDLE.  YOUR COACH RICK THE RULER IS ROCKING HIS DADDY.  DOING WHAT HE DOES.


YOUR OWNER IS ROCKING HIS BOSS DALLAS DADDY SCHWAGG, SO LOVING NOT HEARING FROM YOU, MR. CUBAN BUT IF OUR DADDY'S CAN PULL THROUGH, YOU LEADING THE PEP RALLY, DAMN THAT.....


I end with this, as I have something else I have to do, it ain't just games being played on the court.


THIS MORNING, IT RAINED BAD DOWN HERE.  YOU KNOW HOW WE DO, IN DALLAS, DALLAS DADDIES.


WE AIN'T READING NO FORECAST.....


WE AIN'T GOT NO UMBRELLAS,


WE WEARING WHITE.....


WE AIN'T GOT NO CAPS ON.


B/C WE LEARNING FROM YOU ALL DALLAS MAVERICKS.


YOU ALL WALKED INTO AN OKC THUNDERSTORM AND DIDN'T MISS A STEP AND TONIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE LAST.....


THAT'S HOW IT GOES,


ROUND 3.


WESTBROOKE IS FEELING IT, AND I HIGHLY DOUBT HASTINGS, OR THE SECOND POINT, HIS NAME STARTS WITH AN M, OR DURANT IS GONNA LAY DOWN.


WORK IT LIKE YOU DO.


NO NEED FOR ME TO TELL YOU AS DADDY'S HOW TO WORK IT.


DEFENSE MAKES OFFENSE.


DEFENSE BREAKS WILLS.


DEFENSE ENDS RUNS....


DEFENSE DESTROYS DREAMS....


WE ALL STOOD OUT IN THE RAIN, DOING WHAT WE HAD TO DO THIS MORNING.


B/C WE SAW Y'ALL DO IT SATURDAY NIGHT.


WE GOT BLACK, HISPANIC AND WHITE CITIZENS ROCKING DALLAS MAVERICKS, JERSEYS, HATS, WE POPPING GRIT, 


B/C YOU ALL SHOWED US THE DADDY'S I KNEW YOU COULD BE.


MAMA STILL SICK, FOR REAL.  AND I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW....


BUT THAT BENTLEY VERSION OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP CHARIOT IS COMING TONIGHT, AND THE ONLY KEY TO THE CAR IS 3-1.


IT GOT YOUR NAME ON IT, BUT I AS A MAMA UNQUALIFIED TO GET THOSE KEYS FOR YOU ALL.


WE AS A CITY UNQUALIFIED TO GET THOSE KEYS FOR YOU ALL.


BUT WE DAMN SURE 200 MILES SOUTH, WALKING WITH YOU ALL IN SPIRIT WILLING TO GET WET, WILLING TO BLEED GREEN(I'm from Dallas, when I think of Mavericks I still see green), BLUE, WHITE, AND BLACK, TO BEAR THROUGH THIS STORM THAT IN ANTICIPATE TONIGHT FOR THOSE KEYS......


WE CAN'T PROVIDE SHELTER FROM THE STORM, BUT WE CAN DAMN SURE WALK IT WITH YOU, EVERY PLAY, EVERY PASS FROM KIDD, EVERY DUNK FROM TYSON, EVERY EFFECTIVE PICK FROM DEWAYNE, EVERY ROLLING IN THE PAINT FROM PEJA, EVERY WORD FROM RICK THE RULER, EVERY EQUATION FROM SHAWN, EVERY FLIGHT FROM TERRY(baby, we know your daddy don't always show up on the stat sheet, we dallas mama's, we know WORTH TRUST.....) EVERY DYNOMITE FROM THE DALLAS VERSION OF JJ NOT EVANS, BUT BAREA, EVERY BLOCK FROM BRENDON,  EVERY DAMMIT CUZ DADDY SAID SO FROM DIRK.............


WE WITH YOU......


LET OUR PRAYERS, OUR WISHES, OUR YELLS, OUR WANNA BE COACHING SELVES BE YOUR UMBRELLA  ELLA ELLA ELLA.....


AS BROTHER KIRK FRANKLIN SAYS THERE IS A BLESSING IN EVERY STORM.


WE GONNA BE WITH YOU FROM  NORTH DINO TO WEST DALLAS TO THE EAST SIDE TO SOUTH DALLAS TO THE GROVE TO WHITE ROCK TO OAK CLIFF TO DOWNTOWN ALL THE WAY TO THE VICTORY CENTER......


COME NINE O'CLOCK.


WE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU......


I'm just so proud of you all, I giving all you some love.....love that won't get you nor I in trouble,


lol.


I have to go.....


DO YOU DADDY.....


DO YOU.



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