Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Book of Culture Chapter 6

Hello America,


How are we today?  I am so behind on this other project........b/c I don't want to do it.......


So we won't be as long today.


You all are getting the gist of the book of culture let's go.


Dallas Mavericks- I guess some grown men that wear blue, green and white showed up last night and said I need that.  Okay,..........I see 'ya.  Congrats, whether you won or not, I LOVED THE WAY YOU ALL PLAYED.  TEAMWORK, CONFIDENCE, NEVER GIVING UP, NEVER GIVING IN.  A WONDERFUL WAY TO START THE SERIES......


MADE THE MAMA IN ME a little.........., nothing like some grown men saying Daddy got this...  Daddy got this....


You made a statement, you let the Lakers know, this D-town, we don't lay down for nobody.  But this is Round 2, so enjoy today, and tomorrow, you gotta come even harder, b/c you know Kobe is up right now watching game film, giving Coach Jackson coaching notes.....Just playing, but I am earnest in the battles to come.  Both of your teams are seasoned.  Y'all know a game, ain't a series.....


But you enjoy today, I'll get back at you tomorrow.  Dirk I love the way you contested Gasol..... Baby, let the world know how Dirk want it, needs that.....  


Chandler, Stevenson, Terry, Kidd, Barrera, Marion, Haywood........


But I will say, Jason Kidd I didn't know you could play corner, you got your bump and run in, huh?  Just playing.


But y'all want to learn something........


Look at Kobe after that non-call with Kidd, he didn't bitch, he didn't fuss. and After the game, he went and gave Dirk some love.  The man with five rings gave the man who came in his house and made it his for one night some love.  Two classy dudes.


Kobe knows the game, for good and for bad.  Say what you want about him.  Y'all can hate on him b/c he ain't Jordan, he never was supposed to be Jordan.  He has played an entire two extra seasons when taking into account all the playoff games he has played. So you take that into account barkley, my kobe is tired...... he's tired.....  Five rings don't come cheap.


He knew his worth and his intelligence from the start and that made some of you all hate him from day one.  He is younger than me, but he epitomizes the problem some have with me as well.  For good or for bad, GIVE THIS MAN HIS DUE.  FROM YEAR ONE, NOT YEAR FIVE LIKE JORDAN, this man has consistently put up the numbers.......


And I am tired of him being hated on, from lack of endorsements to just plain ole' disrespect.  Oscar Robinson, Barkley..............dude........6th greatest..............dude.


And yeah, I know what Kobe did back in the day, duck up, as we all do.  AS WE ALL DO IN SOME WAY.


Kobe, regardless of whether you get another ring, REGARDLESS, YOU IN MY NON-BASKETBALL PLAYING, I CAN PLAY D, BUT STILL CAN'T GET THE LAY UP DOWN, I asked Dirk to help me, he never returned my call ;) SELF, 


YOU ARE THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME, B/C YOU TOOK JORDAN'S LEGACY AND DID THAT EACH AND EVERY YEAR OF YOUR CAREER.


Baby, I see the tired in your eyes, I see it in your body and do whatever you feel, BUT DON'T LET NOBODY NOT EVEN SIR CHARLES, TAKE THE LEGACY YOU HAVE LEFT ON THE COURT AWAY FROM YOU.......


NOBODY,


YOU PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION AND WHEN YOU SHOWED DIRK THAT LOVE.......WHEN YOU COULD HAVE JUST BITCHED AND WALKED OFF, FUSSED AT YOUR TEAMMATES SHOWS ME, that you are a stand up dude, and baby, we all go through things.


You played like a champ before the game, during it and after..........


Know that.


Sorry, Mavericks, Kobe is in my baby category (dudes i have healthy non-sexual, non-athletic  love for) took me living in la, to realize......why Kobe and I can both go down that 405 whether it's on fire literally or not, and sigh.......


He needs that hug......


I'm giving y'all a very short high five, i'm 5'6.......only me and berrera got a chance of looking each other in the eye.....


Y'all did that, I wish I could send you a two piece from Rudy's, Williams', Hall or something.


But you keep working that paint, like ladies work Figueroa and 54th......., good things are going to keep coming.


Boston Celtics- Ain't too much to say, yeah the refs are going to call a slightly better game, but you still need a win in Miami.  But you know what it's about trust.......


B/c what I saw that last quarter, I ain't gotta say nothing to you all.


Y'all got it.  You know what time it is,  West calm down, make wade and lebron lay down.  Pierce, you know they looking for you, shut them up with the sounds of the ball going in that net.


I hope you all got a chance to relax, get your rhythm back, put game 1 out of your head and put in work.


You all know you can't come back from a hole that big, well you can dallas did, but you understand, there is no need to put yourselves in it.


Everything you all need is right there in that locker room.


You all are my team, regardless........Regardless, but I know that you know as conquerors, you gotta calm this madness down tonight, let lebron do pushups, y'all just do everything and anything required to win.


KG, Doc Rivers right let that aggression out..... We know you a nice dude, but every woman, straight will tell you, ain't nothing wrong with a grown man being a grown man.  Your attitude and Ray Allen's permeate that team.  Ray just don't fear nobody, he's that dude that walks into the child support office and tells them I got three more kids on the side.  Just don't give a damn.  I'm playing but you feel me.  He don't let nobody stop his flow.  


KG because of your position, your role is different, it is more aggressive by nature.  Not about getting hyped b/c I don't want to mess up your flow.  baby, i can't do a layup, all I am saying is let it out...... so what it's damn near sexual, it is for me.....hey, I like men. what do you want me to say, but let these young people, let the world know when it's time for battle, ain't nothing wrong with letting the other side hear your war call.  Ain't nothing wrong with letting Wade hear that extra umph, when he comes down in that paint, ain't nothing wrong with pounding your chest after a moment.


Let your teammates see that quiet Kevin ceases the moment the clock comes on, that's all Doc trying to tell you.  He was a Knick, he's seen those epic battles fought many a night at the Garden.... We know you a nice guy, but on that court ain't no courtesy in the field of battle.


When you dunk, when you pass, when you grab those rebounds, let 'em know......


I need that........


Let your teammates know we need that, and we can't leave this building without it.


They look up to you guys, Pierce you too.......Baby, you too precious to us.....let your shot be your mouth.


Y'all don't need me.......... y'all need that game tonight.


2012 field-I don't give a damn what's going on, NO WAY WILL I EVER SUPPORT HUNTSMAN, HE'S OBAMA DREAM TO RUN AGAINST, NO TRUMP, REALLY NO DANIELS, NO ROMNEY, NONE OF THAT.


YOU SEE MY GIRL PALIN TODAY, CHECK OUT MIKE ALLEN'S PLAYBOOK.  I see you girl, getting your less aggressive, let's not blow everybody the hell up foreign team together.  Already...........


All damn ready.........


Slang for totally support the efforts and the decisions of how you are developing your foreign policy stance.


Look b/c I don't feel like writing, I have something else to do today.

Geo-political factors, Obama, Oprah, baby y'all can get Beyonce to do some dances that will even make me say hmm........let me tivo that and watch that alone late at night ;)

It don't matter............

Bootylicioius don't fill up the gas tank, Barack.

John Legend can't repair the deficit.

Michelle can encourage all the kids to move on, but when it's moving on the shelter down the street, b/c Barack is still putting folk out of work by telling Saudi to drill and make money off of us, but telling us y'all chill , y'all know oil is bad.......

it don't matter.

Just like I told you all with Trump, Romney, Gingrich, Pawlenty.

There is only two folk that can beat Obama and Palin's chances are stronger than Bachmann's.

A woman can order the shoot to kill just like this supposed Warrior in Chief crap we gotta endure.

It's so crazy to hear Rachel Maddow talk about security when this woman along with roland martin, barack and the rest call for Bush and Cheney war crimes during 2008 campaign season.  What a load of malarkey?

Since you all want to spin on the women can't get grit done.

ASK YOURSELF........

IF PALIN WAS IN BUSH'S SHOES AND GOT THAT CALL, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE TOLD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?

I can give you a hint.........


America, we got some mofo's that had the nerve to drive a damn plane in a building over some jihad mess..... We gotta go through congress and this un, y'all but on my word, on my todd, my bristol, my trigg my babies, we going to rock that one.........


We going to rock his world.


Whether you like her or not, look at her............look at her...............and ask yourself if she wouldn't give the cleaned up version of that.

If she were in Barack's shoes coming in after Bush, what would she say?

Y'all got 'em?  Do you have 'em?  Blast his ass, I don't give a moose's butt about his religious ceremonies.......Nahh........he want to run planes into ground zero, he can hang from ground zero, but more holes in him than in Madoff's defense strategy.......


Show all the world, don't leave no doubt, we rocked his ass...........Put in on youtube and let the world, know this America.......


We ain't going to tolerate it.


Tell me, you can't honestly see that in her.  I know you can, b/c you can see it in me.

Men stop thinking just b/c you got muscles that we can't be President.

Please......

When you all leave, go the bathroom, go get a pack of cigarettes or diapers and never comes back, who gotta pick up that slack?

When Barack decides that he is going to be daddy to us all and put y'all men out of work, WHO GETS THEIR SHOPLIFTER ON EVERY DAY AMERICAN WOMEN IN FINDING A WAY.

You think because we are mothers, we are sisters and wives, we can't give the order to kill any and all enemies........

Please, we are the  hand that rocks the cradle of American babies, the most prized possession of the world.

Don't belittle us, mainstream media, by saying women can't defend.

Look at Barack, he apologizes for our existence and we supposed to kiss his ass b/c A NAVY SEAL DO WHAT NAVY SEALS DO, CONQUER, CONQUER, AND PUT IN WORK!

COME ON.

Standing up is not a gender specific trait, having the courage to stand up for the people you lead don't require no penis or a vagina...

It requires heart.

IT'S WOMEN DYING ON THE BATTLEFIELD, too.  It's women getting their asses lit up too, they coming home with fake legs and arms too.

ASK YOUR MILITARY MEN WHO GOT THEIR BACK, THEY'LL TELL YOU THAT ON THE BATTLEFIELD, THEY ALL DEDICATED TO DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY.

NO GENDER CARD, NO CLASS CARD, NO RACE CARD.


BARACK, THIS ROUND 2...........


BRING WHAT YOU WANT.


AND MY SIDE IS BRINGING ALL BECAUSE WE WANT IT ALL, EVERY SINGLE INCH OF THIS LAND BACK IN THE HANDS OF LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZENS.


AND WE FEAR GOING THROUGH NO GEO-POLITICAL FORCE, NO OBAMA, OPRAH, EVERY BLACK CELEBRITY YOU CAN FIND.........


JUST LIKE BOSTON DON'T FEAR MIAMI, AND APPARENTLY DALLAS DON'T FEAR LA AND THE HAWKS DON'T FEAR HOPE AND CHANGE GROUND ZERO IN CHICAGO.


PLAY BALL.................


STOP LOOKING FOR EXCUSES.......


PLAY WITH WHAT YOU GOT.


B/C TONIGHT FOR MY BASKETBALL BABIES, THEY BRINGING IT.


AND IN MY GAME, WE BOTH CALL HOME IN POLITICS, BARACK.......


ME AND THE HOMIE, SARAH, WE COMING.  CLIPS LOADED,


WE NEED THAT WHITE HOUSE.


AND WE AIN'T ASKING.


CELTICS, THUNDER Y'ALL ASKING TONIGHT? OR Y'ALL TAKING B/C I HEARD MEMPHIS AND MIAMI SAY THEY AIN'T COMING OFF GRIT!




that's all gotta go.


be back tomorrow.





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