Friday, May 6, 2011

The Book of Culture Chapter 8

Hello America,


How are you today?


Me, I am feeling okay, not the best, stress.


But we are going to do this today b/c it's gametime tonight and games don't stop for feelings.........


I read that Mr. Obama said "We can take a hit........"  in reference to 267,00o jobs being created while 467,000 jobs were lost........


Who really can afford to take the hit Obama, b/c the American people can't.......


We are going to hit a couple of subjects quickly, then talk about the games tonight, please check www.nba.com for play times, talk with God b/c I am tired of him bugging me about it and we gone...


First things first,


check me out at @tmims50 for censored strictly political commentary.


check me out @pendecadentdiva for uncensored commentary where anything is fair game.


My head is killing me.......my bp is a little up, bear with me, bear with me.......


Check out links to the blogs I have selected, Tiny Minds, Bluegrass Pundit, Tim Burt, Dallas South, Corruptician, they're all here for one reason, they bring a different perspective......


Check out links to my big sisters in Michelle Malkin, Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin.  My other sister Jedediah Bila haven't gotten her stuff up yet........


Allright let's go.


Actually let's start with a talk with God first, the Mavericks and then politics.........


Me and God have been missing each other the past couple of days.  He's busy, I am sleep, you know how it goes......playing a lot of metaphysical phone tag.

So this morning, God catches me early like 4am early...........I am tired, I didn't go to bed until like 1, but I am not tripping........This is how this goes.

God offers me coffee.  God knows I don't drink coffee.  He asks me to wake up, I ask him when did I ever really get to sleep........

We talk about a lot of things, but I want to highlight one part of the conversation to give us a starting point today.........

God says "You know Tiffani, I read yesterday's post, and I gave you your request......But I'm concerned....... You really feel that way about Obama?"


I reply "If you have to ask, then maybe I'm praying to the wrong God.  no disrespect..... But yeah, I was serious....  That was foul, man...  That was foul, we going to handle that.  not right now, but he got it coming for yesterday's stunt.  some grits, you don't play with God, some grits you just don't.  Bin Laden been staying there six years, if his ass wasn't getting whopped in these gallup polls behind these gas prices, libya, no jobs and all this other crap, bin laden would still be here.


He don't want to release no photos out of respect, but got the balls to tell folk that 'drilling alone won't get us out of this problem'...........Grit, God it may not, but it damn sure can't hurt.  He want us to be Japan, He time and time again shows that his sole mission is to change this into whatever part of Africa, or Jakarta or where the duck he's from..........


He's disrespectful and then folk like Roland S. Martin and all of these other fools co-signing on the grit.  He's gonna pay for that.....He's gonna pay.  That's your boy."


God looks at me........He can see that I am earnest, he can see that I am dead serious.  God worries openly because my level of #urban patriotism is starting to spread all over the nation and there are now white, black, Asian, Hispanic Tiffani's looking sideways at Obama..........thinking we are going to have to rock this dude's world.  They looking at Boehner, they looking at our corrupted government.....


"Tiffani, now we have talked about this time and time again.  He is the President.  You can't honestly believe that he is that diabolical, that he's that clueless, that he's that desperate for some slam dunk political victory..........."


I shake my head......mad b/c I already see now that this is going to be a long morning....


"God if he had a platform, he wouldn't be using the race card, the class card, the Muslim culture in the sense of no female candidates card.......  He's full of it.  He did that mess on purpose, it backfired b/c folk like me hollered and now we onto some other grit.........He ain't the only one, it's some folk in my personal life, I have to address b/c this mess has gotten out of hand. You shouldn't have let him cheat and bs his way in......


He's started a war illegally without congressional approval, he circumvents congressional oversight through these czars, the head of this new consumer products bull is just a lot of grits.  And the people vote in people to tell him now and they just go ahead and empower his bull and somebody's got to stop it..........He wants to tax us by the damn mile, GOD.  I know that is plausible in Jakarta or Kenya or where ever he grew up from, I don't care.


He knows the third world chaos he is trying to bring to the states..........hell that was his childhood.  And then on top of that, folk like McCain and all of these republicans co-signing on his bull..........


You would think Palin is the crackhead with the way she's treated........


He knows he can't handle Palin in no debate, We know it. America knows it, but yet and still God, you and that geo-political force you call main stream media don't say nothing to him........


Jesus got more drama than him and that's your child......"


God paces the office and just says "continue"


"God, black people didn't vote him in, hell I don't think Americans voted him in.  He refuses to send troops to the border, but sent them to Libya without congressional approval.  Now he wants corporations to disclose their campaign contributions, now that he's got a billion dollars from god knows where.  You and I both know he's not concerned about Americans b/c he wants to backdoor these illegals so they can vote him in 2012.........


Man.........he's foul, he's foul........  And yesterday.............YESTERDAY..........TO GO TO GROUND ZERO WHERE HE WANTED A MOSQUE, TO GO TO GROUND ZERO WHERE HE HAS BEEN USING TAX PAYER DOLLARS TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO IRAN AYOTOLLAH....... TO GO TO GROUND ZERO WHEN HE SUPPORTED WAR CRIMES CHARGES TO BE BROUGHT UP AGAINST THE DUDE WHO EVEN HAD THE BALLS TO LOOK FOR BIN LADEN IN THE FIRST PLACE...........


No more, God.........  End my life, if you have to, but as long as I am breathing.......that one, your little boy wonder mike........He's going to pay.  He's going to pay for the 8 million jobs losses, He's going to pay for taking 8 trillion dollars with nothing to show for it, He's going to pay for disrespecting my rights and my body through Obamacare.


He's going to pay, he's going to pay the piper.  I ain't gonna back down, God.  We going to get Palin or Bachmann because we need that gender issue and we are going to rock hope and change back to the crack straight he found it in.......


He's wrong.......  And I am tired of the media, and all of the right and left acting like he's done this country a favor, maybe for illegals, but not for Americans.


You spend so much time God looking out for Obama. Please y'all wear kid gloves with Obama.  He's the first black........He's so smart......... He's so this and that, well then if what all you say is true God, let him come out to play with us........


He's wonder Mike right, right.  He gives illegals welfare, all I did was grow a damn plant yet I pay taxes for illegals to get welfare b/c wonder mike as this super sophisticated harvard lawyer put human rights over legal rights.......


He's foul and if ain't nobody else going to do nothing, I am...........


Can't let this terrorist hand over our country to a load of baby breeding illegals and muslim we love America our way folk.....


Can't do it, I can't believe you even woke me up for that........"


God sits..........and pulls out a chair for me.


"Tiffani, it's not that simple."


"God, it never is........."


"Tiffani, you and both know the elections are really a farce to an extent and the people's influence is more of a reactionary impact than one that originates who is going to run"


"So.........."


God is angered at this point and so am I.


"So you're telling me you are going to publicize this conversation and still not back down"


"Yep"


"Why?"


"B/c I am tired along with so many others of geo-political forces telling us what is cool, who is right, who should be our leader.  I am tired of a dude who cheats, lies, steals, circumvents and you and yours don't do grit about it.  I'm tired and b/c I am an American woman, if no one else will step up, I will.  so can you go and wake up wonder mike?  Tell him to get ready for that butt to get spanked.


Game time is 6 for the hawks to show if they are more than just a one hit wonder and Game time is at 8:30 for the mavericks.......


Those men going to be there ready to play.


Tell him 2012 is here and we ready to play.  If he can put girls out of work, tax them, seize their constitutional right over their bodies, he can play us.........


The person you need is your boy..........b/c even with all of that protection you got on him, God he's going to feel something special in his nether region by the time we get through and won't be thanking Michelle for that.......


I got a post to write......gotta go God.  go on and find your Lebron......... He ain't got no rings, his load is kind of light........."


That's it...........

The whole point is that we not backing down Barack.........

You will face Palin or Bachmann and we both know you don't do women.........

Not feeling Cain or none of the rest.......too old, too out of touch.

I don't support these ladies because they are women.  I support them B/C THESE HAVE BEEN THE ONLY TO TO CALL THIS DUDE ON HIS BULL.

WE ARE FIFTEEN TRILLION DOLLARS IN THE HOLE, WE ARE AT WAR THAT WAS NOT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVED.

 I AM TIRED OF BINLADEN WHO GIVES A DAMN, HE GOT TO LIVE HIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST WILL YOU UNDER HOPE AND CHANGE?

ALL I KNOW b/c I am tired and my health is affected today b/c I got some personal foes I have to help understand that I fear no man, no gun, no goons, no anything as long as the God I serve holds my hand.

ALL I KNOW IS GAME TIME IS TONIGHT.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT 8:30 AT AMERICAN AIRLINES CENTER AT VICTORY STATION, IN DALLAS, TEXAS.


THERE IS A BAND OF MEN IN THE DALLAS MAVERICKS WHO ARE DEDICATED TO THE NOTION 


THEY NEED THIS GAME.


AND THEY ARE DEDICATED TO THE BROTHER ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET IT.


THIS IS D-TOWN AT ITS FINEST.


GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN.


BOW DOWN OR STAY DOWN.


Tonight, Dallas.........Phil Jackson is going to adjust, his zen is above ten. He will do the same thing he did in Game 2, but bring Odom in a lot earlier and a lot more often.


I can't tell you what plays to do.  BUT WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT IT DON'T MATTER.


JUST LIKE IT DON'T MATTER THAT LOOP 12 IS BUCKNER IN THE GROVE,


NORTHWEST HIGHWAY IN THE NORTH,


WALTON WALKER IN THE WEST,


LEBETTER IN THE SOUTH.


IT DON'T MATTER THAT HAMPTON TURNS INTO INWOOD,


WESTMORELAND INTO MOCKINGBIRD.


CAMP WISDOM INTO SIMPSON STUART.....


IT DON'T.


JUST B/C THE NAMES CHANGE, DON'T MEAN THE PATH IS ALTERED ONE BIT.


THE SERIES REQUIRES FOUR WINS......


FOUR.


AND IT DON'T MATTER WHETHER GASOL OR ODOM OR EVEN OBAMA IS ON THAT COURT.......


IT DON'T.


ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE NEED THIS GAME MAVERICKS.


WE #SLAUGHTERING........ WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY.


DON'T LET THE THRILL OF BEING UP 2-0 MEAN ANYTHING, B/C IT WON'T MEAN NOTHING TO KOBE, SHANNON, LAMAR, PAO, MATT, ANDREW AND THE REST OF THEM.


DON'T LET THE THRILL OF BEING ALMOST THERE MEAN ANYTHING B/C IF YOU LOSE THIS MOMENTUM YOU ALL WILL BE JUST THOSE TYPICAL CHOKING MAVERICKS AGAIN....


NOTHING MATTERS BUT THIS GAME TONIGHT, AND THAT IS THE ONLY WAY CHAMPIONSHIPS CAN BE WON.  ASK COACH CARLISLE.  ASK MANAGER WASHINGTON.


PLAY BY PLAY, MINUTE BY MINUTE.


IT'S TIME TO CUT THROATS.........


IT'S TIME TO REMOVE HOPE..............


IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE CHANGE ON A LEVEL WE CAN FEEL FROM DEL FRISCO'S ON NOEL TO LAWRY'S ON THE TOLLWAY TO THE ORIGINAL CHILL'S ON LEMMON WAS THAT BACK IN THE DAY TO THE WEST END (if you're visiting, right down the street from the stadium, dallas alley, west end........check it out).


THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU ALL HAVE MADE THE PLAYOFFS, MAVERICKS, YOU ALL HAVE BEEN THERE 11 YEARS STRAIGHT........


TIME TO STOP SHOWING UP TO THE PLAYOFFS ONLY TO LEAVE EMPTY HANDED.


TIME TO START SHOWING UP TO THESE PLAYOFFS TAKING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.


THE DALLAS WAY.


WE DON'T HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT.


WE TAKE IN PLAIN SIGHT.


Y'ALL MAKE AMERICAN AIRLINES CENTER ROCK SO HARD THAT I CAN FEEL IT ON 11TH AVE............


FOR GOOD OR FOR BAD, Y'ALL MAKE SURE OUR BAND OF MEN, KNOW WE LOVE THEM, WE SUPPORT THEM AND WE WILL DO ALL WE CAN AS FANS TO ENSURE


we get that, because we need that to move on..............

That's all folks, I have to pay bills, I have to show children that despite my lack of possessions I don't want anything that don't belong to me.  The God I serve despite our disagreement today, told me to put in the work, I'll get what I need for me.

TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT, DALLAS........


YOU GOT SOME BOYS WHO HAVE BEEN SPENDING THEIR SPRINGS GETTING RINGS......


LET'S GIVE LA THE BREAK THEY NEED.........


LET'S GIVE THEM THAT DALLAS VERSION OF A TIME OUT, 


WE NEED THAT.


LET'S SUPPORT TWO OF THE 3 POINT KINGS OF ALL TIME, KIDD AND PEJA, LET'S SUPPORT OUR LATIN HUSTLER JJ, LET'S SUPPORT OUR SCHWAGG IN STEVENSON, LET'S SUPPORT OUR BABY IN BRENDON, LET'S SUPPORT OUR MAYOR IN THE PAINT IN MARION, LET'S SUPPORT TERRY IN HIS RUNWAY PRODUCTION AND IT AIN'T NEXT TOP FASHION MODEL WITH TYRA......


LET'S SUPPORT MARK CUBAN HAVING TWO GAMES WITH MOST OF THE TIME SPENT IN HIS CHAIR


AND LET'S SUPPORT DIRK PUTTING IN WORK


TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW D-TOWN GETS DOWN.


WE NEED THAT GAME.


ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT IT IS GOING TO TAKE TO GET IT, MAVERICKS?


ARE WE WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES TO HELP THEM, MAVS FAN BY ROCKING AMERICAN AIRLINES CENTER TONIGHT?


I can't answer that question, only you can..........

But Barack, remember this........

If I go through all this to save my city, to save another avenue of how our American men feed their families through the NBA,

THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY?

WE NEED THAT MONEY, WE NEED THAT BUDGET, WE NEED DEPORTATION AS WELL AS DRILLING.......

WE NEED THAT SIR.

WE NEED OUR COUNTRY BACK AND IF GOING THROUGH YOU IS THE WAY.......

then baby, sit back and enjoy the ride, papa ain't got a brand new bag, but mama got God in her heart and her country in her bosom...........

And I can't go home without it.

Play Ball..........

no secrets, no blackmail, no letters, no pictures, no binladen, no lakers, is going to keep me from me giving this country back to its rightful owners.

I need that and b/c I am from D-town by default I am programmed to do everything I can to get that......

It's the Dallas way........ask Dirk, Jason, Jason, JJ, Peja, Shawn, Rick and the rest of the homies.........

Better yet, ask them after the game.

We like to show down here, we leave the talking to them Chi-town boys......
Post a Comment