Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 34)

Hello America,


I am sorry for the late post.  There is a concerted effort let's just say to ensure that I didn't make today's post, literally or figuratively......


So thank you to all the terrorists behind the wheel trying to ensure little ole' Tiffani didn't make it today, Thank you for allowing me to show Dallas, that I am water tight,  Where there is faith, THERE CAN BE NO FEAR.


NOT A DAMN DROP, LOVES.


Me and my faith been building since they was passing out wine candy(dallas slang for jolly ranchers) at Good Street Baptist Church.


Me and my faith we been one.


And yeah, today I am still on one.


I wanted to have an early post, but things happen.  People pull things, people do things.  


There is a lot at stake tonight, far more than a game.


Let's get some daily necessities out of the way, shall we.


FIRST OF ALL,


FIRST AND FOREMOST, LET'S MAKE ROOM AND GIVE A BIG UPS TO THE NHL LAST NIGHT!


HELLA GAME, FELLAS, BOSTON you all held it to the end, and congrats to the Canucks for coming through.  Dude those twins are like the twins on the second Matrix, rocking the albino boots.....y'all crucial.  Still learning the game, but if you all don't mind, we just going to keep it going, until someone wins the series and by that we all win, you feel me?


BEST STANLEY CUP RATINGS IN OVER TEN YEARS, SINCE 1999, WHAT?


WE ALL WINNING,  I JUST HOPE YOU ALL SEE THAT I AM EARNEST, TRYING TO SPREAD LOVE TO ALL Y'ALL....


SATURDAY NIGHT, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD LOVE FOR SOME DADDY'S ON ICE TO TAKE ME OUT, let me into your world, so we can do it again.


Ain't God amazing, that's allright, we love you all NHL, you all employ our brothers and sisters, you all let us see some damn truth on ice, KISSES!


You all know how we do


@tmims50 for strictly political commentary, 


@pendecadentdiva for everything, but, I do talk trash though on game nights.....uncensored commentary.


Let's show love to the brothers that contribute to this site,


check out my blog list,


Bluegrass Pundit, Rev. Tim Burt, Tiny Minds, Dallas South..... truth and stories you not going to find just anywhere........


Let's show love to my four big sisters, who teach me EVERY DAY.


Gov. Palin, her link is to the right.


Rep. Bachmann, her link is to the right as well.


@michellemalkin, the big sister with the words....... and whatever she don't get to, my last big sis


@jedediahbila, the other big sister killing them with political commentary.


What, y'all thought b/c I chose one over the other in a stated role, we wasn't cool no more?  Please......me and these four women, REGARDLESS, down until it ain't no more.  B/c I know they love this country and what it stands for...


Let's get to some political notes, and we are going to get down to Dallas because the games that are being played on the court, affect your lives.......


And it's serious, not for the weak.


Political Notes:


Romney- no disrespect, but dude is cool with universal health care with no way to pay for it, he has citizenship questions to, and basically has gotten his ass whooped the last what four presidential elections.....  But it is way to write off some of these profits for selling all those pizzas, so have at it brother....  not worried about new hampshire, iowa none of that......


the old way didn't work, that's how we got to hope and change in the first place.....


Palin- I know a lot of you all hate on the homie........  BUT AIN'T THE HOMIE EVER SO GANGSTA........rolling up on romney in a '64 impala, 3 wheel motion, looking out the window, telling him, "we watching you, dawg..........."  We got some tea party folk, coming to the party dawg, and when we do, we want some of those pizzas, and hell no, we ain't paying five a pop for them neither.


Big Sis.......dawg, you killing them, Gettysburg, damn!  Put dollars in our people's pocket, big sis.  If you are a star, dammit then shine.  Boston, and Trump......  Dude, I know what you saying with Trump, but nah......  Nevertheless, we all walk our paths that God puts us on...  You killing right now, love.  You being the force I knew you could be.  WE ALLWAYS, 100, ALWAYS.  You got heart.


Glenn Beck- dude, ever since you said you was gonna leave, I let you make it.  B/c I know you taking it to the next level of the game.  FIRST OF ALL, WE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE TRUTHS THAT YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHARE.  I AM GLAD YOU LEAVING B/C I AM TIRED OF WORRYING IF THEY ARE GOING TO HARM YOU FOR THE TRUTHS YOU PUT ON THE AIR.


I know this ain't it for you.......... I know you getting your Harriet Tubman on, building that underground railroad.  And we both know I'm Kayne, I have to have the lights on.  But we all needed, like we are going to discuss today.  We all needed.  NOW, I HAVE NO EXCUSE TO WATCH THE BILL O'RILEY SHOW. but its allright brother.  You got your Gov. Barbour on, you one, but you fighting for this country, baby.......with truth and grace.  You got heart, Glenn, you got heart.  take care, k?


Gov. Barbour- I mean when in crisis, real men and women step up don't they.  Using your pulpit to stand up for the South, amen brother.  Darren Goode reports in poltico


You got heart.......  Allready(means total agreement)


Paul Ryan-  Well, Captain Crunch, the Big Homie Brother Boehner says, we gotta finish this budget thing by June 30 and Obama saying he may call.  YOU STAY STRONG, AND YOU REMEMBER, YOU FRAME THE ISSUE, NOT OBAMA, NOBODY WANTS ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO ANYBODY, BUT DON'T NOBODY WANT TO PAY FOR ANYTHING AND IN THIS ECONOMY, CAN PAY FOR ANYTHING.


THESE CR'S HOLD BUSINESSES HOSTAGE, ESPECIALLY SMALL BUSINESS WHO NEED GOVERNMENTAL STABILITY in regards to taxation and regulation issue.


Don't disrespect Mr. Obama( its 2012....... i know......... I know..........) BUT SHOW HEART, YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR POINTS, IF HE DEMONIZES YOU, LET US CHECK HIM.  YOU USE YOUR VOICE TO LET PEOPLE MY AGE KNOW, VOUCHERS KEEP FOLK FROM STEALING, ALMOST A TRILLION DOLLARS A YEAR LEAKS FROM OUR ECONOMY VIA MEDICARE,MEDICAID,INSURANCE AND PRESCRIPTION FRAUD.


NO CHECKS, CAN'T STEAL.


BREAK IT DOWN, IN A WAY, FOLK CAN UNDERSTAND AND HAVE THE HEART TO TELL THE TRUTH.  


Weiner- who cares, its just a distraction.


Barbara Salvin -LET'S GIVE THIS SENIOR FELLOW SOME LOVE, EXCELLENT OP-ED PIECE IN POLITICO, HIGHLIGHTING HOW CHINA IS TELLING THE WORLD TO CHILL ON IRAN...........IT IS A MUST READ...............


b/c then and only then WILL YOU UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY TELL CHINA, BORROWING MONEY OR NOT LOVE........LET GROWN FOLK RUN THIS.  YOU SEE WHY UNLESS REAL SPENDING CUTS COME WITH THIS DEBT THING, NO NEED TO BORROW, B/C WE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOW CHINA, WE ARE THE WORLD GREATEST HUSTLERS, BABY, WE GOT HEART.


HEART ENOUGH TO TURN DOWN YOUR MONEY.


HEART ENOUGH TO TELL YOU HELL, NO I DONT HAVE IT, DON'T KNOW WHEN WE GOING TO GET IT, AND FOR TRYING TO HELP IRAN, THE TRYING TO BLOW ISRAEL B/C WE ALREADY NUCLEAR IRAN..........


DON'T CALL OUR HOUSE TO ASK ABOUT NO MORE.......


THAT'S DONE SON.........


read it, it's crucial.  thanks, Ms. Salvin..


Moody's - says American credit is on the verge of being bad.............WELL, BARACK DID SAY WE NEEDED TO BE JUST ALIKE.  MAYBE WHEN AMERICA'S CREDIT IS JUST AS SHOT AS OURS, THE 112TH WILL GET IT THROUGH ITS HEAD TO STOP DUCKING SPENDING.


AND YES,..................


YES.....................


I AM AWARE OF THE FISCAL BLOWBACK AND RIPPLE EFFECT OF NOT BORROWING the money.  YOU ALL POLITICIANS NEED TO REALIZE MOST AMERICANS HAVE TO MAKE THOSE HARD CHOICES, EVERY DAY AND THEY AIN'T GOT NO DAMN BANK OF CHINA TO RUN TO.........


SHOW CHINA WE GOT THE HEART, THE WILL TO LEAVE THEY ASS ALONE WITH THEM NOT GETTING ANOTHER DIME......


Libya- WE SHOULDN'T BE OVER THERE, AND UNTIL MR. OBAMA GOES THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS, SHUT IT DOWN.  I KNOW, MILITARY..........


I know it makes us look like some garden tools, but when you ran by one..............


hey.............


maybe some of you all will look at the vets for hope and change a little bit differently next time.


No amount of missions can make all that crooked straight.


Not about that nut in LIBYA'S OFFICE, IT'S ABOUT THAT NUT IN AMERICA'S OFFICE.


YOU CANNOT START WARS, AGENCIES, WHATEVER B/C YOU DEEM IT NECESSARY.


IT WAS WRONG WHEN BUSH DID IT, IT IS WRONG NOW.


Have the heart 112th, to call him on his bull.


Barney Frank- Isn't Barney Frank one of those problem children, God bless 'em where you already running your hands through your hair, when you see those glasses come in the room.


HMMMMM...........MR. FRANK IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE............


MR. OBAMA IF YOU WASTE TAXPAYERS DOLLARS TO MAKE A RECESS APPOINTMENT TO HEAD THIS MADE UP PIECE OF CRAP B/C ISSA GOT WARREN ANSWERING QUESTIONS.........


DUDE, YOU WILL RIDE THAT HORSE UNTIL WE ARE PACKING YOUR GRIT OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE,.


WE GOT FOLK OUT OF WORK, YOU LETTING BRAZIL AND MEXICO TAKE OUR JOBS, YOU STARTING WARS WITH NO CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL AND YOU THINK YOU GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS......


WHY YOU THINK YOUR MOUTHPIECE, FRANK IS SNITCHING..........


b/c he knows me and my team of urban patriots, got heart..........


Well, that's it........


Notice the theme of having heart was present throughout.


Did y'all enjoy the we on one....?


I did,  I hope the DJ Khaled folk did too, I am sorry, for the heat organization's blunder.


Well, in about 5 hours or so, Round 4 continues, so lets get to it.


BIG UPS TO THE ORGINAL DADDY, SHAQ DIESEL........


THANK YOU, FOR 19 DAMN YEARS IN THE LEAGUE....


I KNOW MR. WADE AND THE HEAT ORGANIZATION ARE INCAPABLE ESPECIALLY WITH PAT RILEY there (Sorry, grew up in the 80s still don't sit right to see Riley in Miami, he should have stayed a laker...........) OF GIVING YOU YOUR PROPS,


BUT OUTSIDE OF THE CONVICTED FELON 6TH MAN, CALLED NBA OFFICIATING, SHAQ DADDY, YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WADE GOT A RING, WHY HE AIN'T HAD ONE SINCE........


HATE TO SEE YOU GO, but loving the fact that you healthy..........


DO YOU LOVE.......


That laker mess with Riley and the heat still burns me............to this day.  Go figure.


Anyway,


I read the articles for today.  And I know I pissed some folk off, but sorry, Terry and Haywood lost their damn minds. AND I KNOW TERRY KNOWS BETTER.  It don't matter about stats, if you ain't got the heart to do right by your teammates, by your city....


So come on down Dallas Daddy's, I want you to have some motivation( I gotcha Ms. Rowland, TRUST.......).


Last night, I went down to the pizza parlor.  I was hungry.  I am a creature of habit, I go to the same chinese food place, the same pizza joint.  It is a form of safety and that's just me......

It was packed, packed full of barely legal teenage prostitutes and their pimps.  Now, just because I haven't been offered legal jobs, don't mean I don't get offers to sell drugs or women each and every day.  I'm water tight in my path with God and on this stage and level where I am trying to go, those occupations are not under consideration. BUT I DON'T JUDGE THOUGH.

Been looking around, MY LATIN DALLAS BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THEY THROWING THE MAVS LOVE!  MY ASIAN DALLAS BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THEY ROCKING IT.....BUT in Dallas, there are secrets........Some of us say we black Americans, but we really Africans in America, and we don't support white folk.  We don't and I use the term "We" sarcastically, don't support nothing like that, we tired of these rich white folk taking everything from Obama...........

I know............

Dallas Daddy's........... I know.........

they get distracted easy.

But nevertheless, you all ain't the only ones still playing.

OUR CITY IS COMING TOGETHER.  DALLAS COWBOYS, PLEASE, JERRY ONLY HAS THE NAME, HE EMPOWERS TARRANT COUNTY OFF OF OUR BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS, andy you wonder why I look at him sideways........

There is only one other group of people that I see supporting the Mavericks, the thugalicious element in the black community.  You know the blacks, not the african-americans.

Sitting on 30s, drinking slushes with flavors called pimp juice, gucci shades, gator loafers, munching on a california roll....

The outcasts, the felons, the players, the pimps, the hustlers....

I look at these young people last night, offering me their services......  I cried inside.  It's not their fault, they trying to make it.  Hope and change ain't feeding no damn body.  they #lionheart b/c they fearless, getting it however they can.....

I don't say anything, I just order my food.  I don't have a need to pimp, I would rather offer these young men and women jobs, and opportunity.  I don't take advantage of younger people, I try to help.  I know what it is like to be taken advantage of.

But I digress, these hustlers, these drug dealers, these streetwalkers, these children kept me safe on these streets.......

These people, not your TD Jakes, your Haynes, your Rush, your First Baptist Church, your George W. Bush,

these delinquents, these folk you love to lock up and look down on.

THESE FOLK SPENT THE LAST MONEY ON BUYING A MAVERICK JERSEY.


THESE CHILDREN SPENT THEY LAST NEWPORT, POPPING GRIT HAVING YOUR BACK DALLAS, DADDY'S.


SO DO YOU THINK I REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT CHECKING YOUR ASS?


NOT WORRIED ABOUT @jeanjacquestaylor BREAKING DOWN STATS.


B/C STATS AIN'T GRIT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HEART.


IN DALLAS, these children are facing a lot.  THEY FIRST, SECOND GENERATION SMUGGLED IN AFRICANS........WHO ONLY KNOW WHITE FOLK IS BAD, THEY SUCK, THEY EVIL.


IN DALLAS, THESE CHILDREN ARE RAISED TO THINK CAN'T NO WHITE BOY, DUNK NO BALL, AIN'T NO WHITE DUDE GOT NO BALL.


but yet, DIRK AND CREW, THEY STAND UP AND SAY NAH.......SON.


DIRK GOT GAME,  TERRY ALLRIGHT WHEN HE WANNA BE.  TYSON GOT IT.


Do you understand what I am saying Dallas Daddy's?


CHILDREN, OUT HERE BEFORE THEY PAYING FOR THEY MOTEL ROOM FOR THE NIGHT, DAMN HOW THEY GOT IT, SUPPORTING YOU ALL, REPPING FOR THEIR TOWN, B/C THIS IS THE FIRST TIME,


THEY GOT A SHOT, TO SAY WE NUMBER ONE.  


They run these streets with lionheart.


What you all got in your tank?


I AM NOT NO BASKETBALL EXPERT, BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION, SKIP BAYLESS, TIM COLINSHAW, MR. TAYLOR ALL THESE FOLK KNOW ALL THE STATS, ALL THAT.


BUT DIRK, WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A RING, AIN'T B/C OF YOUR SHOT, YOU BEEN COLD, THEY JUST BEEN SLEEPING ON YOU,


NOT EVEN YOUR HEART AS IN WILL, BUT YOUR HEART ON THE COURT.


ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT IT IS GOING TO TAKE TO GET IT


BELOW 40% SHOOTING FOR YOU AND THE HEAT, BOTH OF YOU ALL GONNA HEAT UP......sorry, I apologize for the corniness  UGH.......


SO ALL THIS TERRY GOT TO SHOOT THE BALL, B/C HIS STATS SAY THIS AND THAT, DON'T MATTER.


DON'T YOU ALL GET IT, DALLAS DADDY'S, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TRYING TO SHOW YOU WITH THESE CHILDREN......


Hell no, they ain't the cutest, the most suave, or whatever the case maybe, but they understand the laws of urban jungles.  


THEY GOT TO GET IT.


YOU ALL NEED TO WIN THE BATTLE OF SCHWAGG.


YOU ALL NEED TO GO IN THAT PAINT,


AND SHOW LEBRON,  BABY WE GOT HEART.


AND SHOW WADE, THAT SHAQ WAS THERE FOR A REASON, AND INVADE HIS SPACE.


AND SHOW BOSH, THAT ALTHOUGH NOBODY WANTS ANYBODY TO GET HURT, THESE FOULS GONNA MATTER.  YOU GOING TO FEEL IT.


SHOW THESE CHILDREN, THAT USE PENNIES, AND DIMES, AND DOLLARS FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE TO BUY JERSEYS FOR A TEAM THEY WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD A TICKET IN YOUR STADIUM TO SEE YOU PLAY........


SHOW 'EM HEART.


DAMN A PLAY, DAMN A ROTATION, DAMN ALL THAT.


SHOW HEART.


B/C EACH AND EVERYDAY, THESE CHILDREN SUFFER THE WORST, THEY UNEDUCATED B/C AIN'T NOBODY TAUGHT THEM NOTHING, THEY DISRESPECTFUL B/C FRANKLY THEY MAMAS AND GRANNY AT BEAMERS AND THEY AT HOME WATCHING MATLOCK,


but each and every damn day, they watertight, they walk these streets with no fear, living in faith that one day it will get better.


THEY NEED TO SEE THAT,  THEY NEED TO SEE THAT TONIGHT.


I don't know if Terry should play, that's y'all boy.........


I know his ass was suspect, and Haywood too.  Well know Peja is broke up, he trying.....


I walked in the heat to get my nephews some food, but why I did it, is because of these children.  You can  make it through the heat, daddy's, I got my g2 on, yes I really do, use the g series.  And I walked, b/c they walked, I sweated, b/c they sweat, I push through pain that don't show up on the injury report, because they do


RIGHT NOW, THESE CHILDREN LIVE THE LIFE, I DID BRIEFLY, WE STANDING OUTSIDE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA IN MIAMI,WE HEATED UP,


WE KNOW............


WHAT WE GOT TO DO.


ANTE UP............... B/C WE RUNNING UP IN THAT CENTER TONIGHT, HOT, LEBRON AND WADE AND 'EM AIN'T NO FOOLS, THEY SEEN US ON THE SECURITY CAMERA.


ANTE UP, WE JACKING.


NOT ABOUT LOSING OR WINNING, BUT YOU ALL WILL NOT LET THIS CITY THAT IS TRYING TO BUILD AND HEAL AND THESE CHILDREN WHO I WORK AND OTHERS TIRELESSLY FOR SO THEY CAN HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO DO OUTSIDE OF YOU JACKING YOUR ASSES......


YOU WON'T LET US DOWN.


YOU WILL WIN THE BATTLE OF THE HEARTS.


YOU WILL SHOW HOW WE HAVE TO GET DOWN IN D TOWN......


I HAD TO GO TO THE BOROUGHS, THE GRIMIEST PLACE I COULD FIND JERSEY, AND JACK BUSTA'S ASS TOO..........REMY TRYING TO CUT ME, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO BACK TO THE BK ANYTIME SOON.


BUT YOU NEEDED THIS.  SO I JACKED IT.


HERE WE GO.


Busta Ryhmes]
Attention please, attention please!!
They want you to feel like a whole entire WORLD collapsed!
Dallas Mavericks!!!!!!!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah) yeah!
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Buck (buck) buck (buck) buck (buck) buck (buck) buck

Busta Rhymes now, Dallas Schwagg now
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now?
(What you want want want want want want BUCK BUCK)

ANTE UP!! No, cut that fool!
They wanna some rebounds gun-butt that fool
When we block that tool, heat come off your damn jewels
'fore we duck around and  we reduce your home game to home school
Hunt you down with triggas, run your shots down
Unleash the hounds til we get terry to gun your ass down (STOP IT)
Heat frontin like this was a thing of the past
Like we wasn't going to remember 2006 y'all taxing that ass!
We Dallas folk think lopsided, bust they gat cross-sided
In the paint , they rob shots runnin along-side it!
(BUCK BUCK) See Miami nation we don't play with that grit
And yes hell yes we gonna make lebron to PAY for that grit!
We little costume figures, Romper-Room figures?
We jacking you tonight, screw that afternoon triggas
We takin your whole ghrt NO MATTER WHAT WE GOTTA DO
Even the hope out of dreams, triggas WE NEED THAT TOO

[Remy Martin]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We jacking on the biggest stage, give us the keys, this is a damn raid
You think you cute bro? Take off them Versace shades
We get our daddies to do you dirty, they all seven-thirty
Rock a ski-mask, whether it's June or February
We take your show money (OHH!) take your 'dro money (OHH!)
Yo yap that fool, cause we all that money!
We Dallas ridahs we take all money; Cuban put 'em in the industry
so they can come and take - all your money
{*brief sample of "It's So Hard"*}
Wish we could bring Pun back
(BLAOW!) B***, run that!
{*beat returns to "Ante Up*}
(BLAOW!) B***, run that! (BLAOW!) B***, run that!
So keep actin like you don't know where the funds at
And I'ma show y'all big three where the guns at

ANTE UP!! We bring that switch
No need to spaz out, our daddys need to be rich
Heat you no rhymin, you still memorizin
Dallas want them God damn diamonds (HUH!!!)

[Chorus: M.O.P.]
ANTE UP!! Yap that fool!
ANTE UP!! Kidnap that fool!
It's the perfect timin, you see the man shinin
Get up off them God damn diamonds (HUH!!!)
ANTE UP!! Yap that fool!
ANTE UP!! Kidnap that fool!
Get him (get him) get him, hit him (hit him) hit him
Yap him (ZAP HIM) yap him (ZAP HIM)




TAKE EVERYTHING IN THAT STADUIM, INCLUDING THE TOWELS OFF THE FLOOR,


WE DALLAS.


WE JACK.


WE NEED THAT CROWN, 


WE THAT DIAMONDS,


WE NEED GAME 2,


SO WE CAN GET Y'ALL HERE, AND LET THESE DALLAS MAMA'S GIVE YOU THE MOTIVATION YOU NEED........


WHAT?


Y'ALL THOUGHT I WASN'T COMING WITH IT.




ANTE UP!


B/C AT 8:00 TONIGHT, DALLAS MAVERICKS,


THOSE WHO LOVE YOU FROM PLACES Y'ALL CAN'T IMAGINE WATCHING YOU,


JUST HAVE HEART BABY, THE REST WILL FOLLOW.


SHOW MIAMI, THEY AIN'T THE ONLY GANGSTAS IN TOWN


YOU TAKE THE PAINT, YOU WIN THE GAME. 


ASK RICK THE RULER.  I GOT IT FROM HIS PRESS NOTES......(I kept telling y'all I listen)









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