Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 39)

Hello America,


Today, we going to get a lot done, we got some games to get ready for including myself and mines starts at noon.....


Today is going to be a day of explanation, dealing with psychologists and primarily women in my line of work, you learn the hard way the power of clarification.


Let's begin shall we.


I really did not want to cover any sports this year.  After last year with the NBA, and then with the NFL.  I just didn't want to get involved.  I called myself trying to be the bigger "woman" if there is such a thing as it is something visceral between me and wonder mike, and no loves..........it is not attraction trust.


I am not going to say Barack would hit a woman, and I am not the one who fights men......You know the type I been fighting my brothers all my life type, nah.....


little too pretty and precious for that, but I truly believe between his mouth and mine, 


It will Ike and Tina all day long.  So I didn't want to participate, if you notice I didn't start on the Maverick game I think until game 4 of the series.  But one day, God spoke to me......


and he said "Tiffani, I feel 'ya, your mouth can get out of hand, but you got a gift......."


"a gift?" I respond "for popping grit, come on man, I am not going through these mind games with you.  First you say be humbled, then you coming to me with this, you making sobreity rough, brah...."


God shakes his head.......  "Nah, Tiffani, you got a gift for the bigger picture.........This society has gone from the playoffs from being seen by everybody on  free tv, to having to have cable, now with this economy, one or two more bad seasons, its a wrap, a national pastime rendered to TNT.  It ain't right.....  Plus, I am really not digging the big three for some other reasons...... nothing to do with basketball the need for profits is influencing fair play and we need to restore balance"


I look at God.  rarely do I look him in his eyes, I did that day.  "Dude, that's not cool man, you know we all have lebron moments, we all get put in the cross, dawg......at least on this side, can't speak for your other children, he left at 33, remember.....  I mean I feel what you saying, but these folk lives.....and I am 5'6 with some shoes on, I run a probably 40.3 for a 40. Can't have no big ass Lebron james or his people chasing me down over no ratings........I don't wanna see that."


God laughs" True, that would be a mess........"


I respond "Dude, I'll be like what's her name on Basketball Wives, Evelyn,  I will be a non well, you know the rest, don't need the lawsuits......"


We sit for a moment.......


"Tiffani, I want you to address the series because you got love in your heart for all, now sometimes it is hard to see that, but its allright.......  If we can get these ratings up, jobs, Tiffani, even for the loser everyone wins on some level"


"Allright, God, but you know I am going to be down for my celtics, that's automatic, you know I'm down for the mavericks, I ain't going to run for that.  Those my streets......  And it ain't fair to just do one sport, the MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, hell even golf God, employ folk.  Well, I'll try my best, but its gonna be hard to write if nawn one of my teams aint there...  "


God walks away and all I had left in my hand is a piece of paper that said


"Handle yours and I'll handle mine."


And that people is the only reason I started with the NHL, NBA playoffs.  I don't need to be no sports announcer, I don't think I can rap by ANY MEANS. I think we can as a nation make it without my verses, and I don't want to be banned from most music shows b/c I have jacked these folks for they stuff and not paid........

But......... I did understand what God meant with ratings.

Although Game 2 really dropped for the NHL,

I KNOW THE RATINGS ARE COMING BACK.........


BECAUSE SOME DAMN ICE DADDY'S WHO ROCK THAT BLACK AND YELLOW, CAME IN THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND DADDY'S HOME, AND DADDY'S NEEDS ALL THAT.......


8 GOALS, DUDES, THAT LIKE ALMOST 50 POINTS IN THE NFL, ALMOST 150 IN THE NBA, AGAINST THE CANUCKS?  they some bad boys.....


DO YOU SEE WHY WE NEED SPORTS AMERICA, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?  THROUGH THE PHYSICAL PAIN OF ONE BROTHER, THE GAME NO LONGER WAS ABOUT THE NHL, ESPN, RATINGS, IT WAS ABOUT THEIR BROTHER, HURT, AND A GROUP OF DADDYS SAYING NAH.............SON..............


YOU NOT GOING TO DISRESPECT US, YOU DON'T WANT DRAMA, NO YOU DON'T WANT NONE.....


SHOW THEM SOME LOVE...............


WHOSE TO SAY WHERE MOTIVATION COMES FROM.............


DON'T YOU ALL GET WHAT KELLY ROWLAND IS TRYING TO SAY?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1XozsBN5Z4

I got you girl, just giving a little preview.....


and I don't wanna change the words right now...............


BOSTON DUDES, Y'ALL LIFTED MY SPIRITS TODAY........


Y'ALL DID.


No need to lie.


MAVERICKS, I HOPE WE LEARNING SOMETHING........


damn a ring, sometimes, fight for your brother.  fight for the man next to you.


What else.........

people I do not hate people of muslim religion.  I don't hate nobody, we just gotta a problem with some dudes primarily and some females that just happen to be muslim and want this country ran like it is at home.......

Loves...........

Loves...........

It is our Judeo-Christian love that lets final calls be sold on major corners, do you understand but because your ALLAH says ain't grit because I have a vagina my ability to make stops........

Nah son........

Y'all coming in our house, sitting in Daddy's chair and got the nerve to slap American Mama's on the ass like myself talking about go get your bean pie?

Y'all coming in our home, WHERE MY AMERICAN CHILDREN LAY SAFELY AND TELL THEM NO, YOU CAN'T PLAY ON SATURDAY B/C OF THIS, NO YOU CAN'T EAT THIS........ b/c your God say so......

Y'all think you going to burning my tongue and all this kind of crazy Shariah law because yes, after we get these rings, WE PLAYING WOCKA ALL NIGHT LONG AND CLUB ONYX?

Come on dudes......

And lastly, YOU GOING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY, LET MEN, USE IT, HAVE THE NERVE TO DISPARAGE MY CHARACTER LIKE I AM MANLY BROAD, WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS TO SEE where I got the decadent in my twitter name from and then have THE NERVE TO NOT PAY ME BECAUSE YOU GOT SOME DIRTY LAWS ON YOUR SIDE, B/C IN YOUR COUNTRY QUALITY TIME WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD IS CALLED DATING AND OVER IT'S CALLED.........

let my get my bruin on and blow this folk head off moments..........?

So when you hear me use languge in yesterday's post.  I don't mean anyone literal harm, but if you bring it to me love.......I am not wonder mike, I am not a deal breaker, I am a problem remover.  I don't do repetition.  ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WOMEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE A VOICE IN THIS COUNTRY.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS COUNTRY TO LOSE OVER 55% OF ITS EARNERS BECAUSE ALLAH SAY Y'ALL NEED TO SIT DOWN.........

We are a nation that accepts all including you and yours and if you can't respect, it is time for you to find somewhere else to go, there are plenty of muslim countries in which shariah law is the law all day, and all that good stuff that keeps you 100 with allah.

That's all I am saying.

And for this hostile little nation of African nationalists that are using my name specifically in Dallas...........Loves trust I understand more than you think I do about coming from gritty countries, however, I cannot, I will not give up my life for you to stay over here.  I am going to leave.  And no, it won't be where you think it should be.

It will be where I got love............  could be boston, chicago, detroit, evansville, fredicksburg, whose to really say.

I LOVE THIS NATION, AND THEY LOVE ME.

Anywhere I go, it will be a new start, but just like the bruins showed us last night, when daddy hit it a little different, that beat starts to build up......

Boston,  I CAN'T BE AROUND NONE OF Y'ALL ROCKING SCHWAGG LIKE THAT.... entirely too much temptation....

Political Notes


BUDGET- People we have a budget, I really don't give a duck if Weiner and Obama were tag teaming Nancy Pelosi in a way in which Hugh Hefner would say.........dawg them some players....  NO DISRESPECT WE ARE OUT OF MONEY, AND WE WAIT TO THE LAST MINUTE ALL THE DAMN TIME AND EVERY TIME THE GOP LOSES THEIR MINDS...


WE CAN'T EXPECT BUSINESSES TO THRIVE IN THIS COUNTRY WRITING NO DAMN BUDGET EVERY OTHER DUCKING YEAR,


Where is Eric Bolling when you need him?  Fiscal love can you make these folk a notecard something?


THIS MESS, WHILE WE ARGUIING OVER THIS PICTURE THAT WEINER SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO THE PUBLIC FOR, I DON'T NEED THAT HOT ASS MESS CALLED A VISUAL IMAGE IN MY MIND.....HE LOOKS LIKE A TERRIER ON STEROIDS, WHILE PELOSI DON'T WANNA INVESTIGATE WATERS


WHO BLEW STIMULUS MONEY?


SHOWS THE CORRUPTION OF THIS SYSTEM BY BOTH SIDES.


JUST LIKE WITH TERRY, I LOVE MY BROTHER BOEHNER.......


that is my brother..........


that will be my brother to the end........


BUT WE CAN'T EXPECT BUSINESS TO STAY WITH NO DAMN BUDGET EVERY OTHER YEAR, MOST BUSINESS MAKE A FIVE YEAR PLAN, SO THE DAMN BIGGEST GOVERNMENT IN THE WORLD, NEEDS AT LEAST A TEN YEAR PLAN.


WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET YOU ALL NEGOGITATE THIS BULL FOR ELECTION TIME.


WE NOT.


IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH A REAL BUDGET IN TWO WEEKS..........


THEN SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN.


LET ROMNEY SINCE HIS ASS IS SO ARROGANT THAT HE IS GONNA WIN, SEND ALL THE PIZZA HE CAN TO FEED THE THROUGH OF ILLEGALS, AND CORRUPT FOLK THAT DRAIN OUR SYSTEM.


BUILD THAT BEAT UP, BOEHNER.


Hell to the no, CALL WHITNEY ASK HER ASS HOW TO SAY IT,


NO VIABLE BUDGET THAT GIVES OUR BUSINESS WHO ARE BEGGING TO STAY IN COUNTRY WITH AT LEAST FIVE YEARS ON IT, AND SCRAP THE EVERY OTHER YEAR BUDGET CRAP,


OR NO DEAL......


NOT COMPLICATED.


WE NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ALL ON THE HILL.


WE ALL AROUND.


I AM JUST THE FACE YOU SEE TO HIDE THE ONES THAT COMING UP RIGHT BEHIND YOU.


NO DEAL.


Medicaid and California- two scary words in combination, while we looking at Weiner's pecks.......


HERE IS A CASE THAT DIRECTLY AFFECTS MILLIONS RECEIVING MEDICAID AND THE OBAMACARE BILL.


http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56349_Page2.html

CAN WE AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO GET SOME WORK DONE, TODAY?


NOT WORRIED ABOUT WHAT ROMNEY THINKS IS GONNA HAPPEN,


NOT WORRIED ABOUT WEINER'S PECS.


YOU ALL COMPLAIN SO MUCH OLDER AMERICANS THAT WE YOUNG URBAN PATRIOTS DON'T CARE,


BUT WHO IS BRINGING THE REAL TO YOU THIS MORNING TRYING TO BRING ATTENTION TO ISSUES THAT AFFECT YOU.


I can't get no medicaid, and since I have a drug felony and that's who you all love to cut off first versus child molestors or illegals, hell by the time I need it, i won't get it anyway.......


Every position is important, HOW WHOM BECAME THE DIRECTOR OF THE HHS MAY MEAN YOUR LIFE, LITERALLY.......


AREN'T WE LEARNING FROM OUR ICE AND BBALL DADDY'S EVERYONE'S ROLE, HOWEVER MINOR IS IMPORTANT?


Geeeezzzzzzzzzz...........


But you know what Mr. Romney, Imma let you eat that arrogance until the convention...............


John Boehner, brother, I am just going to keep praying for you, you the speaker of the house of the most corrupt political system in the world............


I am just going to let letting the beat build that is my head.........


that is beating  in Dirk's heart............


that is beating in my team's heart.............


that is beating in our military's heart...............


and we going to go on............


that's all the political.


Until we get a damn budget with substantive cuts before the debt ceiling vote, none of this other matters........


OUR BEAT WILL GET STRONGER 112TH, BABY WE WILL BLOW THAT SUCKER WIDE OPEN LIKE THEM BRUINS DID LAST NIGHT.


I DON'T KNOW HOW THE LEFT WORKS.........


BUT I DO KNOW HOW WE GOING TO HANDLE THINGS OVER HERE.


YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE DIRECTLY FOR YOUR VOTES AND THE CONSTITUTION DEMANDS WE FIND OTHER REMEDIES SINCE VOTING IN OVERWHELMING MANDATES DON'T WORK WITH Y'all..........


Allright come on Dallas, because my game is before you game tonight.

And the fact that I am posting this early shows how much bull is going on,  these fotb african and muslim immigrants like the energizer bunny.........

I read your comments, Dirk.  You know we not going to talk about that.  We all love Jason Terry, it ain't like that.

BUT DALLAS DADDY'S, DALLAS NEEDS THAT RING.  DALLAS NEEDS THAT CIVIC PRIDE.  DALLAS NEEDS THAT REVENUE.  AMERICA AND THE CHILDREN NEED TO SEE THAT YEAH, BOSH, AND JAMES CAN SIGN WHERE THEY WANT, BUT IT AIN'T NO GUARANTEE THEY AUTOMATIC TO WIN JUST BECAUSE


DAVID STERN SAY SO........


JUST B/C THE MARKETING FOOLS AT NIKE AND TMOBILE SAY SO...........


My precious Dallas Daddy's..........I could tell you so many stories about how I made it through this and that, but why?


Outside of some confusion, you all really had the heat beat.


Right now, y'all tired.........


You frustrated..........


Y'all looking at each disappointed about the other day.........


Don't you know basketball loves.........what God is trying to show?


That there is a blessing in every storm.


Even heat waves, loves........


So when you go into practice this morning or this afternoon.


YOU KNOW WE DALLAS, WE DELVE IN DYSFUNCTION.


NO NEED TO ARGUE, 


POINT FINGERS,


THAT WAS YESTERDAY..........


JUST LET THIS BEAT PLAY WHILE I SEND A MESSAGE TO MY OPPONENTS......


I apologize America, I can't write no more songs for the bruins or the mavs......


IKR...........


It sucks but folk is believing too much and I got some older people who did some very cruel things to me and are trying like hell to find a way to discredit me before the justice jag comes to town......


BUT NOBODY SAID NOTHING ABOUT TALKING FOR MYSELF.............


Give each other some dap, some manly loves of truth........


and let the beat build back up.


When you go in tonight, don't worry about yesterday, y'all down one game and at home.  2-1, 1-2, none of that matters.


All that matters is that nine hours from now, if you start now that beat can be a throb, and we all know because you ALL HAVE SHOWN US......


THAT WHEN YOU ALL GET THAT BEAT BACK IN YOUR HEARTS, IN YOUR SHOTS, IN YOUR BOX OUTS........


Y'ALL CAN WORK THAT STROKE........


Y'ALL CAN STROKE THAT STROKE...........


Y'ALL CAN SHOW KINGS, YOU WILL TAKE YOUR CROWN OFF IN MY DAMN HOUSE......


LET THAT BEAT BUILD UP, AND REMEMBER THIS IS THE DAMN NBA FINALS AND Y'ALL ARE HERE IN IT.


LET THAT BEAT OF TEAMWORK, AND MAKING IT THROUGH ADVERSITY BUILT up.......


I have been advised I can't even give bball talk, but I will say this, Lebron is due one, so what, he is one man on a team.  STAY COMMITTED TO WHAT GOT YOU THERE.  SOLID D, SMART DECISIONS, SMART SHOTS, JJ I UNDERSTAND LOVE YOU COMING IN THE PAINT, BUT THIS FINAL BASKETBALL IF YOU NOT WILLING TO DUNK OR TAKE A NASTY FOUL STOP LEAVING THOSE FLOATERS UP THERE........

YOU ALL ARE FACING A VERY SOLID TEAM, AND THE LEADER AIN'T BOSH OR JAMES.

IT IS WADE, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE.

AND HE IS STUBBORN, AND HE WILL NOT RELENT.

BUT HE IS ONE MAN, AND I PROMISE YOU IF YOU LET THAT BEAT BUILD UP THAT WE AIN'T DONE.........

THAT IT AIN'T OVER...................

THAT THIS IS OUR HOUSE...............

THAT THE BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN BELONGS ON YOUR PLATE, THIS IS YOUR FAMILY ROOM............

THEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT..................

you can put the heat on your radio station, where the beat goes...........

And the beat goes boom, boom, boom, boom
It goes boom, boom, boom, boom
The beat goes boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom
Now say it (yeah, yeah) 



One of the coolest dudes in the industry................


A cheesehead, a dad, a dude just trying to make it, his daddy's comes with cups, tears, and tats.......but it's allright..........


Mr. Wayne Carter.........


I never heard this song until last night, so Wayne you owe Delmar.........


let's go.........


WHEN I NEED TO GET ALL OF PIECES, ALL OF MY TEAM BACK ON THE SAME PAGE.......


I use Wayne.......


His spirit is like his stature, he's small, but he don't mind getting at it from the front, back or side to side.  He's always counted out, he's always screwed over......life as a cash money soldier, but he never gives up.


He's always down to hit it....... and does quite frequently knock it out the park,


so for all of you haters, all of you busters.


all of you that screwed with my game this morning, in which I am still going to clown..........


this something for you.


I hope Dallas Daddy's you can get something from it too.......


Barack, you allready know......... I told you I was coming to that hill.






Yea
I see you BHO
I'm gonna kill this track, man

Yeah



Ha ha... straight off the block with it
Westside Camp Wisdom to be specific
Im giving flows that r truly heavensent
Y'all can't pay ur dues, you see the difference?
Kicking these wicked flows, so my team winning
too old to race, watching these words printing
'cause you don't want me to finish?
I'm gatorade waiting on you to replinish
Scientific, I'm out this world bro
I rock rolling sixty blue there and here bro even blue dro
game dirty James Worthy been waiting  since 12:30 A.M. scale 'em,
and since ya ass short taking da office back timeout carter style amen
Yea, I did jack that wayne,
B/c everytime he pull it out, he does his thang ;)
Don't be mad hollywood  #true story
Whooping y'all verbally just to give God the glory
If I cop out, my nation dies no more bs
Fiscally paralyzed
I dont have time love to play and fantasize
We get down just to see what can ya rise
You don't need to see how i handle mine
Just be grateful I dropped her off before dinnertime
So excuse me as I nail 'em, cuss and jack 'em, then repel 'em
I'm gonna will 'em, y'all haters is gonna feel 'em
You gonna get duck up so bad hear come mama n 'em
And the media can't save you
Spreading on your walls like blue mildew
I know you smell 'em
I know you want it, but you can't have it
Bullgrit policies gone wrong  #r kelly
I let a gram go for 20, half a blunt go for 11
So just lay back and watch this legend.
And I Will Smith


Now that's how you let the beat build trick
That's how you let the beat build trick
Now that's how you let the beat build trick
Let the beat build trick
And the beat goes boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
It goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Now say it (yeah)

Giving you a rest you can't awake

Like Goolsbee's job was this morning, DOA
OK I'd like to thank Kanye
For using elton john and others to show me the way
Dallas mamas our lakes never empty
Flows so wet we Chevrolet....... friendly
Y'all was thinking that my grit would come up short, dead wrongManipulating GDP's,  from a cheap ass cell phoneI'm take it 1, 2 way back
Like mama said time for ya ass a nap........
I tried to show, tried to tell you
I gotta a nation of metaphysical fools
Why try to to, duck with my blue, my dro,and have the nerve to knock my do
Flip you like jeruI know what I'm doing, home improvement, yes this dallas mama is present

don't you know just b/c u into it, ain't no promise you gonna make through it
But whatever how you want to do it, trust love we  can do it
No need to play ay wait, love let me use these bars to get these haters straight....
As I hit the kill switch...... now that's how you let the beat build trick


That's how you let the beat build trick
That's how you let the beat build trick
Let the beat build trick
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And the beat goes boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom


Now everybody say yeah
no way she gonna stay alive
We all know hope and change gonna ride
But real g's survive.......
That's why Im mattress giant, dude rest.
can't u see this all on filmw/ the homies holding the cam corder, you a lamb

we gonna slaughter and then say respect samYou getting booted b/c you don't respect our plan
Plugging holes like damn
Finding ways to cut your flows to get yo manI ain't gotta pimp, this ain't cereal no trix......

Duck your man and your plan
B/c all my team know that's my planOh got damn, there's my sam-ple

Be like mint condition #realband
make ur game red lobster #seared
I have no time for those cheap tricks
Water tight don't do fear
battle scars yet no tattoes
But I wiped every tear
That's why I am still on the streets b/c I gotBack to the beat TRICK!



That's how you let the beat build trick
Now that's how you let the beat build trick
Let the beat build and say (yea, yea)
And the beat goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
It goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Now everybody say it...yea
And the beat goes boom, boom, boom, boom
It goes boom, boom, boom, boom
The beat goes boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom
Now say it (yeah, yeah) 



now, since all my daddy's needed, somebody go old school and let that beat hit that hardwood.........


sometimes you just gotta get your beat back and don't worry about nobody else......


well, it proved true for me.


just saying.....


boom, boom, boom, boom
It goes boom, boom, boom, boom
The beat goes boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom



class dismissed................


sooner or later, y'all gonna give me props, AND THEN IMMA GET MY MONEY........


YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LET MY DALLAS DADDY'S KNOW HOW I NEED IT TODAY?





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