Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 47)

Hello America,


HERE WE ARE, THE DAY OF THE ICE DADDY'S.


THE HOME OF THE CHAMPS..........


THE HOME OF HOCKEY'S TITLETOWN.


THE BBOYS WHO TOLERATE NO NOISE................


THE 2011 NHL CHAMPION BOSTON BRUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LET'S SHOW LOVE TO OUR DADDY'S ON ICE TODAY.


FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU AMERICA, THANK YOU WORLD, FOR MAKING GAME 7 THE HIGHEST RATED EVER!


THANK YOU!


THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS ONE OF THE MOST COMPELLING FINAL SERIES EVER.


FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU TO THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS,  DUDES YOU PLAYED YOUR HEARTS OUT.


YOU GAVE THESE BOSTON BRUINS ALL THEY COULD STAND.


YOU ALL PLAYED YOUR HEART OUT AND YOU LEFT THE FIELD WITH GRACE AND CLASS..........


I have 28 minutes to post time and a little bit of a clue of what I am going to say today.


I haven't been getting any sleep, sleeping alone these days.  Delmar for the most part stays with his mom and sister these days.  I told you all he made his choice, so let it be known and clear.    So I gotta walk and do what I gotta do for self.  I am tired, I have only had about 2 hours of sleep.  He offered to let me use my own truck, but I know his mom and such are just waiting to call the police as I lost my insurance so no thanks.........I'll make do because I seen my daddy's do it last night.




It is something about hockey at night that turns me on.......Not in a sexual way, but it gets me charged up, that's when I can really get into hockey.  Because I have been under a lot of personal stress and now have to walk and carry everything, I was tired and the score was 3-0 when I went to bed for awhile but I was scared I have been reading and learning about hockey and those canucks dudes are the real deal.


I was worried that they would come back and have one of those reigning puck things like the bruins did the other day.


I woke up a couple of hours later as I have to stay up.  I have no gun, can't have one, there is a lot of tension, and everyone knows that Delmar and I no longer stay together for the most part.  He has families to take care of.....I'm just expendiable.


And lo and behold, I saw that it was over, and some bearded dude is skating around with this big ass cup........


I laugh when I say that.  I took on this project with the NHL out of fairness and I have come to appreciate hockey on another level.  I have learned that just like the moms that get their sons ready for football practice, they are moms taking their sons to the ice.  Just like loved ones worry on the sidelines about their players on the field and on the court or on the mound, so do the people in the hockey world as well.


It is violent, It is speed and ice in a way that I don't St. Nick ever intended.


BUT IT IS OURS.


THEY ARE THE DADDY'S THAT KEEP JOBS FOR US, KEEP US WITH STORIES TO TELL.


ALL FOR A 35 POUND SILVER CUP, NOW IF THAT AIN'T A PIMP CUP, I TRULY DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.........


Captain Chara grabbed the cup first to get a taste of that championship drank............


Was it allright love........?


It's been almost 40 years since Boston has had a taste of it, I truly hope it was sweet b/c you all deserved......


The first thing Captain did was let the fans feel the silver, feel the trophy, letting it know.........


THE STANLEY CUP IS BACK HOME WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.


THE PLAYOFF BEARDS STILL INTACT, BUT WET WITH THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY, SNATCHING IT FROM THE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED CANUCKS.


NOW DON'T MISTAKE IT, THE CANUCKS ARE NO MIAMI HEAT.  THEY PLAYED WITH COURAGE, THEY LOST A BROTHER TO, TO A PRETTY SERIOUS INJURY, THEY DIDN'T PLAY SOUR GRAPES AFTERWARDS........


BUT LET'S FACE IT, NOBODY GAVE BOSTON A CHANCE.


MY ICE DADDY'S TOOK IT......  


JUST LIKE THE OLDEST CITIZENS OF BOSTON, TOOK FREEDOM AND SAID KING WE AIN'T COMING BACK, WE AIN'T DOING THIS NO MORE.


ISN'T GOD AMAZING?


YOU CAN'T MAKE UP BETTER ENDINGS THAN THIS.


God told me that Boston would be there, but my clueless ass never figured it would be my daddy's on ice ;)


But I AM THANKFUL AND GRATEFUL THAT IT WAS.


YOU ALL TAUGHT US A LOT.


EVEN COOL CAT, COACH Claude Julien, was a little misty.


BOSTON BRUINS WERE THE FIRST TEAM IN THE NHL FROM AMERICA.


THEY DEFEATED THE FIRST CANADIAN TEAM TO LOSE A GAME 7.


MARK LAST NIGHT AS HISTORY WAS MADE........


When it was over, THE GOALIE, THE DEFENDER OF THE MOST VALUED PIECE OF REAL ESTATE ON ICE.


THREW A LINE IN THE SAND BEFORE HIS BROTHERS CAME TO CONGRATULATE HIM ........


HIS WAY OF COMMUNICATING THAT DADDY SAID NO,  AND DADDY MEANT NO.


AGAINST ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE............


JASON KIDD ON ICE, 37,


SHUT DOWN ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC OFFENSES IN THE LEAGUE RIGHT NOW.


238 TIMES OUT 246........


THOMAS JUST SAID HELL TO THE NAW.........I AIN'T WHITNEY, BUT I'M THE BODYGUARD OF MY BROTHER'S GOAL...........


YOU NOT COMING IN HERE SON........


YOU JUST NOT.


PATRICK B.  AND THE ROOKIE MARCHAND, TOLD THEIR BROTHERS, DAWGS, WE BOTH GOT TWO PIECE AT THE CHICKEN STAND.......


JUST HELP US HOLD THEM.


WE GOT THIS.


WE GOT IT.


FOR A TEAM DOWN AND OUT, THEY WON GAME 7 THREE TIMES.........


damn the tv show,


THAT'S A CLOSER RIGHT THERE.


BROTHER HORTON WAS HURT, JUST LIKE BROTHER BUTLER FOR THE MAVERICKS, BUT HE HAD TO DO HIS PART.........


MY LOVE TOOK SOME BTOWN WATER GOT HIS HOODOO VOODOO ON AND PUT ON THEIR ICE, CLAIMING THAT PIECE OF ICE AS THEIRS ON THAT NIGHT.......


MY OTHER BROTHER RECHHI SAYS THAT'S ALL SON.........


IM DONE..........


I GOT THREE RINGS(Mark Cuban dude, JUST BITE THE BULLET, AND PAY FOR THE RINGS.....IT'S EMBARRASING.......GIVE THE PEOPLE THAT PRIDE, DUDE!)


IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STEP ASIDE, AND LET THESE YOUNG ONES HAVE AT THIS ICE.


TIME FOR ME AND MY BEARD TO SHUT IT DOWN........


FEELS A LOT BETTER GOING OUT ON TOP, ASK WEINER......


RECHHI PUT THAT BATON IN YOUR HANDS MARCHAND.........


REMEMBER THAT WHEN ITS YOUR TIME TO BE IN SOMEONE'S EAR..........


Well, Loves,  I am tired...........


I am.


I have gone through a lot of drama intended for me to not write..........


intended for me to say nah..........I don't feel like it.


BUT YOU ALL SHOWED ME BOSTON, YOU ALL TAUGHT ME DADDY'S BEARDS AND ALL THAT WHEN YOU SO CLOSE TO THE END, 


CAN'T GIVE UP.


CAN'T QUIT.


NO MATTER HOW TIRED.


NO MATTER HOW UP AGAINST THE WALL I AM.


YOU ALL DESERVED IT.


AND B/C IN BTOWN, IT AIN'T ABOUT BRADY AND THE PATS, IT AIN'T ABOUT MY BOSTON BABIES,(you know i love you all, celtics..........I do....), IT AIN'T ABOUT MY BOSTON RED SOX(hey outside of the rangers, this has been my crush since Kirby Puckett left the twins, hey I thought Kirby was cute.......teenage crushes......you gotta love 'em)


FROM THOSE WHO WALK THOSE COBBLESTONE STREETS.


THEY SAY THE DADDY'S THAT RUN THIS DOWN ARE THOSE ON ICE.


AND THE NHL SAY, NOBODY HAS TAKEN MORE SIPS FROM THAT CUP THAN THE BOSTON BRUINS.........


SO IMMA LEAVE YOU WITH THIS..........


B/C THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL TOLD THE WORLD LAST NIGHT.


THAT IN THIS COUNTRY, IN AMERICA, NO MAN IS GREATER THAN ANOTHER WHEN HE BONDS WITH HIS BROTHERS AND COMMITTS TO A GOAL.


THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE POWERFUL THAN A GROUP OF GROWN ASS MEN WILLING TO PUT THEIR STICKS, HEARTS, BODIES AND LEGACIES ON THE LINE JUST TO SAY........




(Oh hey Oh hey Oh hey
Hey Hey)

We was in the Vancouver arena doin' something mean to it
Do it better then anybody you ever seen do it
Them Bboy champs again got a nice ring to it
Lil Tiffani said every group of daddy's need they own theme music

[Chorus]
No one squad should have all that power
Three Game 7, grit that cup is hours
Stop trippin' we popping grit for hours
(21st century Schizoid Man)

The system broken, the goals we closed we gotta 'em open
We ain't got nothing to lose motherducker we rollin',
Ha? we gotta cup in our hands we rollin'
With some ice cream mamas motivation Kelly Rowland
In this ice daddy world we the one's chosen
So goodnight cruel world I see you in the mornin',
Ha? I see you in the mornin'
This is way too much, I need a moment.

[Chorus]

No one squad should have all that power
Three Game 7, grit that cup is hours
Stop trippin' we popping grit for hours
 Till  2012, duck that that cup is ours
(21st Century Schizoid Man)

We took the league to school and showed class
Took them canucks school hall pass
More specific,we made it rain without pole
Over 15 scores, I mean goals........
You short minded skaters, thoughts is napolean
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
We know, we had thomas making them pucks lifted
Killing it so hard, even Gretsky said they gifted
We just need time with that cup was our only thought
Got treasures of our but we needed that big ass cup in our 2011 vault
Our dedication purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these haters thoughts
We that them they call them boston b's and we had to fight them canucks for damn custody
With these responsibilities that they entrust in me
They was looking in Vancouver last night, thinking........

[Chorus]
No one squad should have all that power
Three Game 7, grit that cup is hours
Stop trippin' we popping grit for hours
 Till  2012, duck that that cup is ours

We proved we no cowards
Made the translation, btown bruins run this nation
They say we was the combination of CJ's training
But we banded all as brothers conversating
At the end of the day goddammit we killing it
Running that arena like it was our grit
We didn't need yours son, we got our own stick
We told that big ass cup who you going home with?
We running way more than surviving
B/c now this championship chariot we driving
It's btown baby, blacknyellow no more hiding
We that ice cream dream, viagara, got this nation excited.

(Oh hey Oh hey Oh hey
Hey Hey)

Now this gotta beautiful death
[Dwele]
We jumping out the window
Letting everything go
Letting everything go
[x3]

And this time next year, we want some more bro.

[ad-lib]
(21st Century Schizoid Man)

THANK YOU ALL, GOD BLESS.

SORRY MY NEPHEW ERASED IT, HAD TO REWRITE IT ALL IN LIKE TWELVE MINUTES.

LOVE YOU, SO PROUD OF YOU.

I HOPE THAT YOU ALL KNOW THAT THIS COMES FROM MY HEART

I AM GIVING EACH ONE OF YOU A HUG AND KISS EVEN ON THOSE SCRUFFY BEARDS!

I PRESENT THE 2011 NHL CHAMPIONS

THE BOSTON BRUINS

BLACK AND YELLOW........

THERE IS NO MORE TO SAY.
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