Friday, June 17, 2011

The Book of Culture (Chapter 48)

Hello America,


How are you America?  Well today is dedicated to My Dallas Daddy's..........


no politics, none of that .......just lessons from this championship season........


a little bit of personal, some certified trash talking and then we out.


And tomorrow, it will be another dose........but adult oriented because Saturday night, we partying, all party joints and trash talking, but today is still a work day.


I thought about how to approach this two days of praise.  I chose to use this excellent photo gallery to help tell the story.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-mavericks/headlines/20110614-photos-from-key-moves-to-clutch-playoff-wins-relive-the-mavs_championship-timeline.ece?ssimg=205298#ssTop205285


THANK YOU DALLAS MORNING NEWS.......


Let's go.......


The season starts when business starts........so let's go from the top shall we.


The season started with new faces like Dominque Jones but adversity said no..........he only played 18 games........


The season began with some familiar faces as well as Brendan Haywood came back with a big ole' contract and some loot in his pants...... and a promise to hear his name every night amongst the starters.......


4 days later, some bearded California dude, came in.........saying he had a little bit of talent ;)  by the name of Tyson Chandler.....


on that same day........Cuban and Donnie Nelson got a little greedy decided to pick up another center......Mahinmi raw young talent.....just to have some extra big men in the cupboard.....


So after the Dallas Mavericks......got the big man situation under control.......they let Dirk be a free agent for about a day.........and then said Dude, come on........You are the Dallas Mavericks, you know you not losing your parking spot..........Boy, come on and sign this paperwork.


A couple of months later, they got some loud mouth custodian.........lol.........by the name of Brian Cardinal to bring some more big presence and get into Dirk's ear........ irritate him a little bit.


A week or two later, Rick the Ruler passed out.......at practice..........


Finally, at the end of October, the Dallas Mavericks opened up with a resounding win..........and seemed ready to get some things done this year.............


The big three Nowitzki, Terry and Kid........haha......pull to Rick the Ruler to the side and say let that boy, Wayne in the lineup.........  He ready, dawg.........He ready...........


The Dallas Mavericks are starting to hit it............24-5, getting a stroke that might, almost warrant some championship consideration........  Rick the Ruler has to miss some games for knee surgery and he's just the coach........change was on the way because for the start of the new year.........


Caron's knee says nah.........son.........not this year, dude you out........


Losing streaks move in and dallas begins to drop several games in a row.........the haters are coming out, the doubt is setting in..........


But as the sign of Aquaris nears the spirit of friendship spreads on the court, winning is back and an 18-1 run emerges.......


Cuban and Donnie Nelson looking a little further down the road, so they bring in Peja.........thinking we might need the 3rd most successful three point shooter in NBA history to go along with the second in Kidd.......


Rowdy Roddy comes back...........54 game absence.........but he's back and ready to go.


Marc and Donnie.....get a little more greedy........they looking in the cupboard like we might go deeper in the playoffs than anticipated......so they pick up Corey Brewer.


The number 2 spot is guaranteed, until the Lakers gave the Mavericks a good sound ass whooping at home.......just so they would know, y'all serious about a championship run.......you will have to come through us.......


At the end of the season,  the Dallas Mavericks still spinning and to top it off Terry goes off, but he's got that championship tattoo on his arm, and he don't wanna hear it from Camp Wisdom to Northwest Highway about that tat, it's looking like a long short playoff season.


Terry got so much on his mind, he's forgetting scores........#youngjeezy losing his mind, grit going way too fast........


It gets so bad that the big three of the team, tell Rick the Ruler to bring Wayne back to the line up, confusion and chaos is in the mix..........


The playoff season starts and the Mavs have a pretty resonating win.......


But the demons of the past are starting to emerge..........dropping big leads, but big Brother Rick takes the blame for the lack of adjustments.........


2-2, portland tie, everybody but Charles Barkley is falling on the choker mavs bandwagon..........


But something is different about this team............something says nah..............son.  two games later, the trail of the blazers is ended.........


The Lakers are next up, and once again, the Mavs are in the hole down by sixteen, but something is different, they push through it...........something inside saying nah...........son........


Something inside is so different.......that the Mavericks get their housekeeping on and sweep the champs.............Just for that ass whopping a couple of months ago.........


Something is changing, the Mavericks are ended the trail of blazers, drained the water out of the lakers..........


But ain't nobody outside of Dtown, a loud mouth owner, some loud mouth chick on some blog, and Charles Barkley really feeling the lakers......


They are the Buffalo Bills of the NBA.........always good during the season, always finding a way to lose it during the playoffs.......


Kobe old, although they are one of the deepest teams in the league, you know what it is ..........


More than the Mavericks won, the Lakers lost.........the blazers were too young.


Now, Round 3 emerges.........


and the youngest, highest scoring team in the league with one of the NBA's emerging stars in Kevin Durant........


He's a bad boy.............


He got James Brown for theme music.  Advertising giant without a ring or anything.  David Stern is loving the matchup for his ratings, but he is kind of leaning towards the thunder winning, put up a good stand against some team that supposed to have all this hype in the Miami heat ;) or maybe the bulls......with Rose. 



Dallas opens the series with a seven game winning streak.........and now Dirk is starting to peak.


Like I'm in the zone, I'm Michael Irvin, yes, I am going to get that first down, keep my feet inbounds, twist my body and spin the ball when I get up with two defenders on me and a safety coming to help..........


Dirk is feeling his now...........His schwagg is growing.....just like that beard.......


flatfooded one foot fadeaways, indefensible shots.........it's starting to slide into place, but OKC says nah.........son, we just three hours up from y'all, we not going to fear y'all like that.........


kayne #slowdown.........slow down......


But still after this noone takes this team seriously........


They win one in the city...................


They go through overtime to get another one, and take a 3-1 lead.


But still it ain't the Mavericks winning, it's Durant and Westbrook ducking up, even though Peja and Terry had to put ice on their hands to get some quality time at home because they was vd #burning up..........


All those nets were sent to the clinic after the game, just to relieve the burning sensation those two left them with, even the rim had to have a physical.


Another five game winning streak..........


And lo and behold this big ass german dude, and his collective bunch have made it to the finals........


And Cuban's mouth was left on Supelveda on the way to LAX about a month ago........


But it is of no concern, between the Blazers and the Thunder being too young and dumb to realize what they had, and the Lakers just giving it away.


The Mavericks are just the certified chokers here for the big show...........


THE BIG THREE OF THE MIAMI HEAT.


NO WAY, CAN ALL THAT TALENT BE HELD IN CHECK WITH DUDES WITH NICKNAMES LIKE DIRK...... ;) the custodian..............Jim Carey's twin...........fossil and the like.


The first game, Dallas got their ass spanked.  King James let them know.............


You in Miami............you will respect this ruler, Rick ain't the only one with a crown.........


The haters are loving it..........It's banging on the court.  red and black, versus blue and white.  Yes, it is matters.........  You hear the Magic, You hear the Skips...........Lebron this, Dewayne Wade that........


So game 2, something this tick that has been bugging the Mavericks all year come in, like a basketball tourette's syndrome and says.


NO.


SIMPLY NO.


AND LO AND BEHOLD, the Mavericks come back from behind.........


But we all know the Mavericks didn't win, Lebron and 'em just took off to mesmerize our minds and the ratings.......


But Rick the Ruler is brewing inside because he is a ruler with a ring.  He knows he got a squad.......They jacked that game.  They went inside a got it.


He's thinking about his days with bird, he's thinking about those old school pacers boys, A. Davis, D.Davis.  nothing spectualr about their games, but just surgical with theirs........rebounds, hard shots, hard fouls..........


Rick is thinking.....this might be the one, let me make a couple of changes.......


He's looking at Dirk's willingness to go in the paint,  he sees the fury in Wayne's eyes, giving his teammates to courage to say duck that, it's our turn.  We going to take this crown.......  He's seeing Terry like coach.......I'm telling you Lebron gonna fold.........yeah, I said it publically, I tattoeed this gold ball on my ass.......I ain't going to eat them words, Imma make them eat it.......


But game three, Dirk falls short..........and all the media can say is this is like 2006.......its happening again.  The city of Dallas this whole time still ain't believing, they are scared they are worried.  They are tired of being the laughingstock of the playoffs........


That itch, that scratch has turned into a full fledged rash, and its spreading amongst the players.......It is that, man duck that.  Man, we ain't going through this again.  Man, Cuban is shutting up we getting the press time.  Can't live like this no more son..........Can't do it.  and while it is has been burning in the hearts of terry, and dirk.......It is when it spreads to JJ, when it spreads to Tyson who is actually a very lovable dude, very nice,  didn't spread to Terry b/c his ego is always itching and stracthing for more attention, but it spreads to dudes like Cardinal.......like I always pop it anyway, this my team too, and Mahinmi like I can help.........Damn, that...........


My brother Dirk sick, they hating on my city.........This my city too.............Damn, that.  It spreads to Butler and Peja on the sideline but just as involved even Rowdy like man...........we can't let it ride like this time dog........And they win Game 4, not with no dirk layup, but with shots........


from killahs.........


from Terry, Kidd, JJ...........


from them guards taking the load off of Dirk, 


showing Miami, shutting Dirk down don't do nothing to us.........but give us a way to spread God's glory, that all of us are blessings dawg.


Game 5,


Kidd say let me see that  sawed off........let me shoot buckshots of defense, of passing, of calming these other players down.  Terry say nah...........my schwagg so deep, I may have to have mini me hold my pair..........I said that I did that, I ain't respecting no damn kings without no rings.  My coach gotta a ring, this dude don't and I need that b/c I ain't taking that tat off, some loud mouth girl said I wouldn't have to.


Tyson said.........nah.........dawg let me do it.  Let me use these thunderous ass dunks to let the fans know that the only nuts that run this paint, where blue shorts.........


But then Wayne said.........nah.........they really need to see that tre up in the air...........and now, Daddy's home and he's gonna make it wet...................... with threes and clutch shots.


At the last quarter of Game 5, something clicks in Dirk head like it always does, and suddenly that finger don't matter.  He's making shots, he ends with a dunk, just to let everyone, white boy, German or not.  I AM A DAMN DADDY, AND DADDY NEEDED YOU TO KNOW IT WAS IN THERE............


But Kidd and Terry being the guards that they are.........Like that ain't enough two clutch threes.........just to take the hope and memories away.


3-2, but still the Mavericks ain't winning more than Lebron choking, Howard and Dampier hoping that they don't have to watch their former team win..........


but this is the heat............


THIS WADE,


THIS BOSH,


THIS LEBRON.


EVERYONE IS DEMANDING A GAME 7.


BUT MY DADDY'S


LET ME REPEAT MY DADDY'S SAID BABYGIRL....AFTER KISSING ME ON THE FOREHEAD,


DADDY'S GOING TO BE BACK PROMISE.


NAH.....PUT THAT EXTRA PAIR OF MY LUCKY DRAWERS.......BACK IN THE DRAWER.  TEXAS TALK.


I JUST NEED ONE.


WE GOING TO A FUNERAL BABY, WE GOT TO END DREAMS AND LEGACIES.


Game 6, Dirk shots ain't falling like that..............they losing 12 point leads, Wade and crew ain't going down without a fight.........


But unlike the past three rounds, THIS IS A GROUP OF BROTHERS ON A MISSION SO WHEN DIRK CHECK OUT, THE CUSTODIAN SAY NO WORRIES LET ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS WITH A THREE, WITH SOME CHARGES..........


WHEN KIDD CHECK OUT, JJ SAID MAN.........I AM FROM MIAMI I CAN'T HAVE THIS SON........ I GOTCHA BROTHER................


TERRY WAS LIKE ANYTIME I HIT THE STAGE MY EGO GOT ME ON CLOUD NINE RIGHT NOW,  PEJA, BUTLER, HAYWOOD, ROWDY, THEY KEEPING IN THEIR BROTHER'S EAR......


SHAWN MARION BEEN SILENTLY KILLING AND TAKING ONE OF THE MOST OVERHYPED PLAYERS OF ALL TIME TO SCHOOL.............


TO CLASS.............


DOING EVERY LITTLE THING, KEEPING THEM IN THE GAME, IN THE SERIES IN THE ROUNDS........


AND BEFORE THE NIGHT WAS OVER, MY DALLAS DADDY'S ENDED HOPES AND DREAMS AND SEASONS.........


the end.


Ain't God's words amazing...............


A broken foot is the only reason we got CHANDLER.


AND HE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE MADE THE DIFFERENCE NOT ON THE ON THE COURT AS MUCH AS THE LOCKER ROOM.


TYSON CHANDLER WILL BE A VERY WELL PAID PROBABLY MORE THAN DIRK DALLAS MAVERICK.


THIS IS NOT AN OPTION MR. CUBAN, IT AIN'T EVEN A REQUEST.


THE PROBLEM THE MAVS HAVE ALWAYS HAD IS THE REFUSAL TO ACCEPT THE NEED FOR A CENTER.  FOR A DEFENSIVE, NEGRO NO.........YOU NOT COMING IN THIS PAINT TYPE OF DUDE.


WE WILL NOT LOSE THE HARD WORK OF 31 YEARS BECAUSE OF CHEAP MESS.


TYSON LOVE, PLAY ALL ON YOUR SLIP-N-SLIDE............


YOU WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF.......


JJ, YOU ARE A STARTER............WHICH IS WHY IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO HEAR YOUR NAME EVERY NIGHT.


WE HAVE WATCHED YOU GROW.......WE KNOW YOU SELL HELLA JERSEYS, BUT WE GOTTA KEEP TYSON AT ALL COSTS...........I know you understand that.  


Dewayne, I know Irving police............Dude, they just gotcha because a lot of folk want JJ to stay and thats cool, but your cheaper and older, and cool with not starting b/c


Butler has to come back.  We need him and Kidd running the rock.


Cardinal and Mahinmi stay, the upside for the price demands that.


SO YOU SEE MARK CUBAN AS WE GO THROUGH THIS STORY.........


WHY RINGS ARE NECESSARY, DUDE, PLEASE DON'T MEAN THIS CITY AND THIS MAVERICK NATION THAT YOU SAY YOU LOVE BY ROBBING US OF OUR LEGACY OF TRADITIONS.


MY DAD JUST OUT OF SPITE THIS MORNING IS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW UNDER THE SHADE WITH HIS LAKERS SHIRT ON WITH THE RINGS.........


I CAN'T HAVE THE PRIVELEGE OF WEARING MY MAVERICKS JERSEY, SO I CAN SAY IT MAY JUST BE ONE................BUT IT SHO IS PREETTY..........


YOU GOING TO ROB OUR CHILDREN, OUR FANS WHO BEEN BY THE MAVS SIDE BEFORE YOU THAT BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO BREAK OFF THE TOWEL BOYS...........???????????


HHMMMMMMMMMMMM.




DUDE THIS IS DALLAS, TEXAS. I KNOW YOU KNOW CAMP WISDOM.


WE SIMPLY DON'T CUT CORNERS, DIDN'T YOU LEARN THAT THIS SEASON?


A LEGITIMATE CENTER,  A CHAMPIONSHIP?


Your coach passed out on the floor at work,  Dewayne Stevenson cried in his eyes, but he got back up and gave you two more quality threes in game 5 to help seal the deal.


THEY WILL NEVER HAVE YOUR MONEY MR. CUBAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO THESE  PLAYERS, BUT WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, THEIR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN CAN LOOK DOWN AT THAT RING and the stories that those rings will tell, OMG amazing.


Dirk can go to germany and show that ring, and universally we all know that it means excellence.......


It means accomplishment.


YOU WILL NOT MR. CUBAN, YOU WILL NOT ROB MY DADDY'S OF THAT.  THAT THE PUT THEIR BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS IN..........MY LOVES HURTING.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?  PEJA NEEDS TO KNOW AS HE IS EMPTYING OUT HIS LOCKER ROOM, HE NEEDS SOMETHING VISCERAL TO FEEL.


MY DADDY'S NEED THEIR DADDY'S DAY PRESENT BECAUSE THEY DUCKING EARNED IT.........


DIRK NEEDS TO KNOW THAT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, HIS RING IS ON HIS WAY.


DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, MR. CUBAN?


I TOLD YOU IF YOU KEPT YOUR MOUTH QUIET, YOUR TEAM WOULD BE IN THE FINALS, AND TRUE TO YOUR WORD, YOU SHUTUP.


BUT LOVE WHEN YOU BLOW UP, YOU COME UP.


IN ORDER TO STAY UP, YOU GROW UP.


PAY CHANDLER, KIDD, MAHINMI, CARDINAL, AND DEWAYNE.  TRADE HAYWOOD, AFTER HE CLEARS HIS PHYSICAL AND LET JJ GO.


We have to accept the truths of this season, whose to say what parts are going to be the ones to come through.  WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT JERSEY SALES AND APPEALING TO DEMOGRAPHICS don't matter when the lights come on...........

WHEN YOU GUYS SANG WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, BABY, THAT WAS IT.  THAT'S WHAT YOU PLAY FOR........

in the end.........

that's all there is.............

the rest is business, the rest is a testament to God's glory through you. through your struggle so I'm end with this..........

a little trash talking just because you earned it. I don't want to disrespect anyone, b/c JJ I got love for you.

BUT WE CAN'T HAVE THAT FOOLISHNESS GOING ON, WE CAN'T HAVE TYSON NOT WANTING TO SAY HE'LL BE BACK. WE CAN'T HAVE CARDINAL OR MAHINMI WHO I THINK MADE A BIG STEP IN HIS DEVELOPMENT GAME 6 LEAVE, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET KIDD GO AS WE CAN DEFEND THIS TITLE NEXT YEAR, AND BUTLER WILL BE OKAY......


I CAN'T HAVE YOU ALL DISRESPECTED WITHOUT NO RINGS.........


WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR PART ONE TODAY FOLKS............


BUSINESS HAD TO BE HANDLED TODAY..............


BUT TOMORROW IS DEDICATED TO ALL TRASH TALKING TOMORROW........


but today, my dallas daddy's........do us all a favor.............


Until we get this lockout handled, until the official roster for the 2011-2012........imma gonna ask that you.........put your




[Chris Brown:]
Hands up in the air
I just want the
I just want the baddest squad in the world
to get this schwagg on tap

I want you to hit this drink up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit this night up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit that ass up, like it’s ur last (boi)
Swear you gotta you gotta get it like
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Big Sean:]
Ok, now where that alcohol
You ain't even gotta ask
Cause you gotta drink it all like, like its ur last
This season start out a 8, but a 10 at end of class
This championship run gonna look better by the end of the glass
See you just walked in fresher with your champ jerseys off in this muthaducka
We gonna get a bad broad to work in this muthaducka
We gonna party hard till it hurts off in this muthaducka
We gonna ball so you gotta work off in this muthaducka
The work, and We gonna get you anything want
We could, We could, We could put you on
See you winning like Beyonce so do it like Beyon…
Do it like Beyonce because you all won
Grind hard but a got a ring to show for it
Y'all Had to get that drive had to chauffeur it
Y'all squads so deep we got Obama rocking blue
so kick it hard around and make a show of it b/c......

[Chris Brown - Hook:]
I want you to hit this drink up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit this night up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit that ass up, like it’s ur last (boi)
Swear you gotta you gotta get it like
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Big Sean - Verse 2:]
Now, you gonna drink from the cup like it’s ur last
Just like life these moments never gonna last
So we gonna throw them deuces up like its our last
B/c we gotta enjoy every moment, b/c it's our last
And we gone, we can't remember uncle sam
just all who got paid what, but in this moment who gives a damn
And when they introduce my blue fam
That big ass gold ball is all up in the space
And you all remember who got you to this place
B/c we gotta sign Chan, He Louie Vuitton shine
then we gotta keep kidd b/c he's a real don
Cardinal, Mahinmi b/c we still got Shawn
Aint without that trophy we no good like PM Dawn
Man it ain't your fault, you ended being the bestes
Y'all just did better than anyone projected
We knew you was gonna be here so when you ask us how we feel
They way y'all rep that blue, was so much more than we expected
Boi, boi

[Chris Brown:]
Hands up in the air
(One time for the West side, let me see them hands..)
Hands up in the air
(Two times if you love Champ Music)
Hands up in the air
(And three times for the baddest squad in the world who got they hands up in the air)
Hands up in the air

[Chris Brown - Hook:]

I want you to hit this drink up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit this night up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit that ass up, like it’s ur last (boi)
Swear you gotta you gotta get it like
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all

[Bridge:]
Big ass bottles, Big Ice buckets
Gonna take some change but we down so duck it
This is the home of champions so we saying it public
b/c to not doing it all again, really makes this nothing......

[Chris Brown - Hook]

I want you to hit this drink up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit this night up like it’s your last
We Wanna, wanna you to hit that ass up, like it’s ur last (boi)
Swear you gotta you gotta get it like
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all
Like we never had it at all all all all, all all all all

dudes, party............enjoy, b/c the moment you won, the season was over. 

Y'all popped Dallas Cherry......... the first always means the most.....

And the addiction to multiple championships has already begun............

So right now, just kick it like it your last.........

Slap your brother on the back like its your last.........

Take pictures and enjoy each other like its your last...........

Because in about two months, winning another will be your only task.

WE GONNA PARTY TOMORROW........ENJOY TODAY..................

I got some sleep last night, but just like you, just like we see with this post, we all have to keep going with what we have and we can't keep everyone, that is a fairy tale of all of us would love to have......

Still very tired. so I am taking a nap.

Let's say three for tomorrow.

No politics, no weekly addresses,

VOTE TOMORROW, DECISION TIME AWAITS.

I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MY BASING MY DECISION TO STAY OFF OF WHAT YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DO.

AND TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S MY LAST.

B/C THAT'S A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY.

Three songs.........

Look at me now.

and two more

Dallas Schwagg, Tiffani Talk and we gonna end this chapter right.

With My Daddy's on top, all of them.......

WHERE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ;)

b/c its the last for more than you all, Dallas Daddy's we all gotta lose in order to gain....
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