Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Book of TNT (Chapter 26)

FOR THE SAKE OF WHAT IS GOING ON, 


THIS WILL BE BRIEF. but there is brief profanity ended with prayer, that's just me


WILL ADDISON MITCH MCCONNELL PLEASE STEP TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM,


JOHN ANDREW BOEHNER


ALONG WITH HARRY MASON REID


AND BARRY SORENTO... ;) GOING WITH THE NAMES YOU WERE GIVEN AT BIRTH TODAY......


FIRST OF ALL, MONEY MITCH,


I love you but stop the damn games.  THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT ON BOTH SIDES AND BROTHER, YOU EARNED THAT MONEY MITCH TITLE WAY BEFORE I GAVE IT TO YOU, IT WASN'T AN APPROPRIATION OR PORK THAT YOU WAS GOING TO LEAVE ON THE PLATE.......


DO YOU UNDERSTAND DEAR SIR?


DON'T YOU EVER THINK YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO EVER QUESTION THE TEA PARTY IN THIS REGARD........


THOSE PEOPLE GOT HEART UNLIKE THE RIGHT OR THE LEFT, THEY GOT TIRED, THEY GOT THEIR ASSES UP FROM WORK, THEY GOT UP AND GOT ORGANIZED AND BRINGING HOPE AND CHANGE THAT THIS POLITICAL SYSTEM NEEDS.


I DON'T AGREE WITH THEM ALL THE TIME, BUT THEY ARE BLESSING.


THEY ARE GOD'S CHILDREN TOO.


AND JUST BECAUSE YOU AND THAT TERRORIST SOME CALL THE PRESIDENT ARE COOL BECAUSE YOUR ELITIST ASSES ARE IN THE "senate" THE GENTLEMAN'S ARENA VERSUS THE TRASHY PEOPLE'S HOUSE, DON'T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER.


BABY, JOHN ANDREW BOEHNER, DID THE BEST HE COULD, YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAMN SESSION IN THE HOUSE.........


DON'T EVER DISRESPECT HIM.


WE ALL ARE NEEDED AND FRANKLY YOU KNOW BETTER, I GET YOUR ASS THE MICROPHONE BACK AND YOU ACT A FOOL.  CORNYN, IF HE CAN LEAVE RICK PERRY'S CAMPAIGN ALONE, IS GOING TO GET A SERIOUS LOOK FROM ME ABOUT BEING SENATE MAJORITY LEADER B/C WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE BULLSHIT TODAY, BROTHER........


WE DON'T.........


THESE PISSING CONTESTS........


THESE WE AIN'T GOING TO LET NO TRASHY NASCAR DRIVING METH MONSTERS WHITE FOLK AND SOME OFF THE WALL NIGGAS RUN THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU MAKING THE TEA PARTY OUT TO BE.........


remember I get paid to say what you can't.


RUN OUR COUNTRY, STOP THE DAMN SPENDING IS GOING TO STOP RIGHT HERE, AND RIGHT DUCKING NOW.


B/C IF BABIES CAN'T EAT TOMORROW.  IF THESE CHECKS FOLKS IS WRITING FOR FOOD, SUPPLIES, MEDICINE BOUNCE BECAUSE YOUR BULLSHIT MCCONNELL BABY, YOUR ASS IS GOING ON A RIDE POLITICALLY WITH HARRY AND BARRY.......


I WILL KISS YOU ON THE FOREHEAD, I WILL PRAY WITH YOU BEFORE WE GO, B/C I LOVE YOU........


BUT IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS RACIST, ELISTIST CRAP.


BARRY SORENTO, BARACK, WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF THESE DAYS,


I NOT QUESTIONING YOUR SEXUALITY BUT TO ASSUME YOU CAN OUT DIVA A WOMAN I'M JUST SAYING...........


WHAT YOU GOING TO PLAY MITCH UP TO DOG BOEHNER, BECAUSE HE ACKNOWLEDGED THE TEA PARTY?


YOU THINK WE DUMB, HUH?


LET'S GET TO IT, BECAUSE WE ENDING WITH PRAYER.


I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY BECAUSE MY FEET ARE TWO SIZES BIGGER THAN MY SHOES, BUT I KEEP THE PREACHER'S WORDS IN MY HEART.  I CAN DO ALL THINGS ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME........


STRENGTHENS ME.........


I BELIEVE THAT FOR THIS NATION.


I DON'T AGREE WITH THE COMMISSION, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL YOU ALL ON THE HILL, GETTING OVERTIME FOR SOME GRIT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING ANYWAY.


THREE TERMS


1) ENTITLEMENT REFORM, NOT NO PROMISE TO DO IT, DO IT.  WE NOT DOING NO MORE PROMISES, TELL BARRY TO GET DUCKING OVER IT.  YOU ALL SHOULDN'T HAVE DEMONIZED RYAN, WHEN ALL HE WAS TRYING TO WAS AVOID IT.


2) BBA IN SOMEWAY OR FORM.  


3)NO LONG TERM COMMITMENT WITHOUT ENTITLEMENT REFORM.


OR NO DEAL.


MONEY MITCH GO RUN AND TELL THAT TO YOUR HOMIES ON THE HILL BECAUSE STANDING UP FOR YOUR PARTY AND THE PEOPLE THAT YOU SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT OBVIOUSLY IS LESS OF A PRIORITY THAN SAVING THE SANCTITY OF THE SENATE......


WHERE CHILD MOLESTORS, FOLKS IN THE CLOSET, YES, BARACK I KNOW THE BLACKMAIL YOU HAVE ON FOLK, FOLKS CHEATING, STEALING AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE IS STILL BETTER THAN SOME REGULAR AMERICAN CITIZENS,


GOD FORBID STOPPING THE CORRUPTION.


I don't care about the numbers, but what I can't allow in good conscience is no entitlement reform when it is one of the biggest drivers on our debt in its current form.  All these committees and up and down votes are just some bullshit........frankly that apparently reid and mcconnell think the public is too stupid to recognize.


I don't like an unspecificed bba I think its dangerous but out of respect for the teaparty and the fact that you all need their votes, but it in there or a committment to vote on it, or whatever in six months to a year, IF OBAMA WANTS TO VETO IT, LET HIM DO IT DURING CAMPAIGN SEASON WHICH NEVER STOPPED FOR HIM.  HE WANTS TO BE ON TV ALL THE DAMN TIME ANYWAY.


Lastly, if no entitlement reform is in the bill, no more than a year should this debt ceiling fund, SORRY, BARRY AND HARRY, YOU CAN THANK YOUR CHILDISH STUPID ASS GAMES WHILE THIS NATION IS IN A CRISIS FOR THAT ONE.........


NOT BAILING YOU ALL OUT, THIS IS NOT CAMPAIGN SEASON, IF THE TEA PARTY CAN STAND DOWN, YOU ALL CAN TOO.


THERE IS A WHOLE GENERATION OF NEW BLOOD, FROM THE RIGHT AND LEFT THAT WE ARE INFUSING AND A LIFE WITHOUT MCCAIN, MCCONNELL, REID OR OBAMA IS JUST THE BRIGHT START WE CAN ALL USE.


MOODY'S WILL DOWNGRADE TOMORROW BECAUSE THEY KNOW BOTH OF THESE BILLS IS FULL OF IT, BUT THE COMMITTMENT TO ENTITLEMENT REFORM OR THE CHANCE TO REVISIT IT AND MAKE OBAMA ACCOUNTABLE DURING ELECTION SEASON AND MAKE IT A RELEVANT ISSUE IN THE DEBATES WILL BUY US TIME.


SO HARRY, BARRY, ADDISON, JOHN YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ME BUT THE COUNTRY IS AT STAKE.......AND RIGHT NOW I AM THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE ROOM 


B/C I PROMISE YOU THREE OUTSIDE OF JOHN, IF THE PEOPLE SUFFER......STARTING WITH DEFENSE AND FEDERAL PENSIONS THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY WITHHELD, BROTHERS............


BROTHERS..............


BROTHERS.........


IT AIN'T A SUNTAN MADE STRONG ENOUGH TO PREPARE FOR THE POLITICAL FIRE, YOU WILL FEEL.


EACH AND EVERY LAST SOUL YOU TOUCH......BABY, MY GOD HAS EMPOWERED ME TO PERSONALLY HOLD YOU ALL ACCOUNTABLE FOR.


YOU GOT UNTIL TUESDAY.


END THE GAMES,


GET IT DONE!


LET'S HOLD HANDS, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHETHER YOU LIKE MY FELONIOUS, COLORED, FOUL, EDUCATED, BEEN HOMELESS, SOLD DOPE, LOVING THE LADIES SOMETIMES, MARRYING MEN ASS OR NOT.......


THIS GOD'S COUNTRY,


WE WILL ASK HIM FOR GUIDANCE, WE WILL ASK HIM FOR PRAYER.


BOW YOUR HEADS......


YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THIS GOD, BARACK PRAY TO WHO YOU NEED TO BROTHER, NO DISRESPECT OR OFFENSE.......



1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

Lord, please help each one of these five individuals including myself, remove all ego, Lord, remove all drama, remove all hate, judgment, thoughts of reelection, thoughts of status quo from our hearts as we enter this crucial time.  let us not want for anything but for the safety, security of our legal citizens.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:

lord thank you for allowing us to be in America, a place where debate can happen, where decisions can be influenced by all walks of life, thank you for that privilege Lord because we all could be somewhere else where that is not the case.

he leadeth me beside the still waters.

Lord right now, the senate has thirty minutes before they vote, let us all be besides still waters and have the courage and decency starting with me Lord, starting with me to be honest with ourselves and come to the senate floor with nothing but the desire and the motivation to do right by our countrymen and women, not our partisan brothers and sisters.

3 He restoreth my soul:

Lord, each and every day, you restore our soul, we are so thankful that we have this time to think about the choices made in the senate right now and the house when this bill or if it goes through.  Restore our souls Lord, restore the souls of these four powerful men that hold hands with me right now, let them see that I have no desire to harm them personally, but this is truly a manifestation of the words you put upon my heart, the words that you formulate my fingers to type, restore our souls, these five souls to where it is supposed to be in public service.  Servicing the public, because they need us right now.


he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yes, you do, Lord, yes you did.  You lead us......in the paths of rightesouness and all of us aforementioned including myself have fallen for it, let us realize that this is a Judeo-Christian centered culture country and while we embrace all religions to do right by this country, your country is for your name sake......because in God, we trust as this discussion is about a piece of paper that your name is on......all of them.  In God we do Trust.


4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,

Yes, Lord, all five us are walking through the valley of the SHADOW of death, but we know it is just a shadow and if we do right by our countrymen and women on both sides of the aisle, they will judge us fairly, we cannot succomb to fear of reelection or mainting the status elistist quo right now, let us walk through that valley, let us see that it is the shadow, not the actual concept of death.


I will fear no evil: for thou art with me;

We will fear no evil from each one of us that are holding each other's hand, we will fear no evil from agencies and credit reporting agencies, not because the situation is not real, BUT FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT YOU ARE WITH US AND WHAT YOU GOD HAVE PUT ASUNDER NO MAN, NO WOMAN, NO BILL, NO AMENDMENT, NO DEBT, NO WHATEVER LORD CAN EVER BE BROKEN. Let us recoginize your power, let us recognize your will.

thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Yes, they do.  Lord, they comfort all five of us in this prayer, for we all have homes to go, places to eat and find comfort but it is the plights of our country men and women that is of question, let a deal come today or by the deadline Lord so that the legal citizens of this country can find that comfort, they need it lord, it is babies, troops, elderly out there lord, it is a heatwave, Lord, you know all that is wrong........help us this five non perfect earnest voices, help us Lord find a way to provide our country with comfort as your grace and mercy comfort US EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY!


5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies:

Lord, I don't trust these four men, anymore than they trust me, but this morning because of your will, your grace, YOU HAVE US HERE HOLDING HANDS IN PRAYER.  Lord let us all eat from the table sustained by food of fellowship and doing what's right for this country.


thou anointest my head with oil;

Annoint us Lord, annoint these powerful men with an oil of grace, of truth, of honest desire to serve the public, all of it, the parts they love, they parts they abhor.........


my cup runneth over.

Let it run over, LORD. PLEASE LET IT RUN FROM THE SENATE FLOOR TO THE HOUSE, TO EVERY PART OF THIS PRECIOUS COUNTRY AND LET US START TO UNDERSTAND, THE GOVT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE, ALWAYS HAD AND THE PEOPLE WANT THEIR SAY SO BACK.......


6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:

LET THAT BE TRUE FOR ALL OF US LORD, THAT YOUR GRACE, THAT YOUR MERCY GUIDES THE STEPS AND DECISIONS OF THESE FIVE POWERFUL VOICES TODAY AND EVERY DAY.


and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

THAT'S WHERE WE ALL TRYING TO BE LORD, AND HOPEFULLY THAT HOUSE WILL BE CALLED AMERICA.

amen!

ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I TAKE MY GOD AND ALL MATTERS CONCERNING HIM SERIOUSLY.

TIME TO BE PUBLIC SERVANTS, STARTING WITH ME.  LET'S BE SENSIBLE AND GET SOMETHING DONE.

IT IS NO REASON FOR THE CITITZENS OF THIS COUNTRY TO HURT ANYMORE THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE.

HARRY, BARRY AND ADDISON, YOU WILL RESPECT THE TEA PARTY AS THEY HAVE RESPECTED YOU ALL.

sorry for the errors


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