Good Morning America,
It is early. It is Friday. The Friday before Christmas.
Let me just address a couple of things from the start. The drama going on between Boehner, McConnell and Obama is why if things go right, all three need different job titles.
But don't fool yourselves America,
It is not each other they want to destroy, it is people like the tea party, Team Bachmann, folk like myself, they wish to never have at a chance at the hill.
Obama and Boehner and McConnell and others can pretend they don't like each other, but right now they have a boys club, they have not necessarily elitist club but a club in which folk with backgrounds, folk who have been through certain things are not represented.
The level of corruption that exists on the left and the right, forces drama like yesterday, if Boehner knew as soon as McConnell said something he was going to acquiese to a two month deal giving congress the excuse to discuss all again in addition with the supreme court oral argument's on Obamacare for the spring, all he had to do was do it.
The House consists of more TeaParty members than any other branch right now, and Boehner, McConnell and Obama and Reid and Pelosi have a vested interest in keeping God Forbid, regular Americans from feeling like they have a chance to make a difference.
We talked about a "shift" yesterday and I assert the aforementioned names are trying to remove the people from the "shift"
Can't you imagine Michele Bachmann telling Reid or McConnell with her Minnesota twang?
"Sir, I don't care how it used to be done, no more................."
Can't you image the sheer horror of Pelosi seeing me with some badge knocking on her door and me saying?
"Uh, Rep. Pelosi, I didn't want nothing but to let you know I am here................and there will be no more unread bills signed by anyone, do you understand?"
You know why these thoughts are fearful to these folks because if nothing else,
THEY KNOW THAT TEAM BACHMANN IS DEDICATED TO REAL CHANGE.
THEY KNOW THAT TEAM BACHMANN IS DEDICATED AND PREPARED TO STAND AND TESTIFY IN SAYING AND PROVING NO MORE.
With Romney, Perry, Gingrich and Paul it is the same thing all over again, just in a different form.
Think it's not both sides, ask yourself this. Why don't they fight over enforcing immigration laws like they just spent coming up with a two month solution for forty dollars on your paycheck? Why don't Boehner and McConnell stand up to the 100 million dollars that has been spent on Obama vacations alone?
Pelosi would have with Bush. Bush just wanted to fry bologna at his own home. He didn't run off to exotic vacations and yes, I understand with Obama being from Hawaii, but if he asking us to make sacrifice and to believe we are in the worst economic state since the great depression shouldn't he being our leader act like it?
THE ESTABLISHMENT ON THE LEFT AND RIGHT KNOWS THAT TEAM BACHMANN MEANS REAL CHANGE, REAL FAST AND THE CRONY CAPITALISM, THE BULL THAT IS CALLED THE USUAL STANDARD OF PRACTICE ON THE HILL IS GOING TO STOP.
Three days from now we celebrate Christmas, the birth of Christ.
I am going to tell this story and end.
Because of the "shift" coming regarding the birth of Christ, God sent out three wise men. Notice the word three, if they were as smart as the bible alluded to, I am sure that they could find where they needed to go on their own.
But God not only gives his word, but he abides by it.
He wanted to be prepared, he sent three. Those three men to me by the three days before Christmas starting today. As they start their path in the story, I end my path in reality.
The comedian Katt Williams had a joke, but it is a truthful observation that has to do with Jesus. He has this joke about the trust of a "garden tool" in relation to a pimp.
He says if that pimp says we are going to the moon, the woman doesn't really delve in the details, she begins to prepare because she knows and believes somehow, some way we are going to get there.
Jesus walked around the Mary's that worked the streets and although he had 12 disciples, it is among those men.
Those men fought to take his place, one of his men in Judas even turned him in.
And eventually, Jesus was hung on the cross for committing the cardinal sin of cutting out the church. For to tell the Romans in Rome, you don't need the cardinal you need to come through me to my father and cut out the money..................................
was a deadly offense back then.
Just as having the audacity to the stench of corruption that reaches every core of Congress and the white house right now and cut out that dirty money from countries like Saudi Arabia who use friendliness as a guise to expound their Muslims going to rule the world agenda...........
is a deadly offense now.
But this Capricorn in Jesus which I can speak proudly of, he saved my life, I am a fellow Capricorn, the first day of business is my day the 2nd. I chose to start out with the paper from the ticker in one hand, and the Wall Street Journal in the other ;) in life........
This Jesus who turned water into wine, because he wasn't going to go through this wedding and not have no Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay ;)
This Jesus who healed Lazarus simply because Lazarus said y'all can bs if y'all want to, Jesus healing people........
Jeeeeeeesssssuuuuuuuuuusss... Sorry to yell, man, I need some help.
And Jesus looking at him, like you believed, you healed. Simple as that.
This Jesus wasn't saved by the men in his crew.
It is the Mary's, the women that you all look down upon for some reason of another that were fighting frantically to get that rock overturned.
Isn't it funny who has faith when it is really questioned?
Isn't it funny who is really prepared to stand, act and testify because they never questioned whether the "shift" was going to occur?
Those women didn't have time to worry about whether Karl Rove's index said that this issue may costs us some votes in Broward County.
As Katt Williams joked,
As the book of Luke that I prefer Chapter 24 tells us,
the women a Mary of the streets, her homegirl Joanna, and Mary the mother of Jesus, who had Joseph on the Maury show saying YOU ARE NOT ....... the father.
were the only three working frantically to remove that rock.
They weren't about how Jesus was getting to the "moon" Mr. Williams referenced in his joke.
They knew Jesus was already there and were working frantically to show the world.
WE DON'T KNOW ON TEAM BACHMANN, HOW ALL WE GOING TO GET THERE, WE WOULD LIKE TO THINK IOWA WILL ACT WITH SENSE AND VOTE FOR THE ONLY CANDIDATE THAT IS TRULY DIFFERENT FROM OBAMA AND WILLING TO LEAD THIS COUNTRY IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN THE DEMOCRATS OR REPUBLICANS..........
WE AIN'T ALL CHRISTIANS ON TEAM BACHMANN, I AM, SHE IS, BUT LOVING THIS COUNTRY DON'T REQUIRE THAT NOR TO DO WE.
BUT I CAN YOU TELL THIS, THOSE WHO LEAD IN TEAM BACHMANN.
HEARD THE MAN WHO IS REPRESENTED SUNDAY, WHISPER IN ALL OF OUR EAR.
"It's her................It's Michele's term, there is a "shift" coming be prepared in truth, be prepared in standing and testifying. Be prepared by repented to me, and walking those truths with the people"
And we didn't question how we were going to get there, we simply said.
"Yes sir" and we went to work.
We ain't crazy by a long shot, we don't put faith in polls, we don't put stock entirely in Rove said this, and McConnell said that,
We put stock in a man who was born on Sunday, for he represents the ultimate "shift" and we represents the ultimate "Marys" in our way, life problems, marriage problems, fertility problems, background problems, credit problems.
The type of "women" although all of us ain't women, that you drive by everyday and turn your nose at.
We don't have time to pay attention, we got a rock to move.
There is a "shift" coming America, there is a realization that a woman, that an outsider is coming to Washington to end all the bull from Boehner's door to Obama's. Only Michele Bachmann has told Boehner and Obama, both "y'all on some bull right now"
As we close for today, remember that Iowa, remember that America, as we prepare for the "shift" that is to come.
Sorry, Mr. Rove, love you to death, respect the hell out of your knowledge, no doubt, but in the end, I'm a Mary, My Jesus told me to get ready to head to DC,
I am spending my time trying to lose weight by I want these Christian Louboutin boots when I walk down the aisle of the Capital Building announcing hope and change that we can all believe in has arrived.
I don't have time to indulge in doubts with reports by you and polls by Gallup.
I'm a Mary, Jesus said get ready to go the moon, I'm simply looking for a mirror and an overnight bag, just to be prepared ;)
That's all folks, that is it.
To the Dallas Cowboys, Philly is on a roll, that don't think what went on in Tampa Bay is enough, you all still lose fourth quarter everytime........
You will not be able to big such a big lead on Philly and their secondary is gelling, you are going to have to run and that means Jones will have to sit because between being hurt and fumbling, you can't afford to justify Jerry's payroll. Your defense has been on the field more than the offense by over 15% at this time of year, it matters. Romo is real cute, but running takes time off the clock and wears the defense down.
This is NFC East football, we let San Fran and what not throw the ball.........
To the Dallas Mavericks, who play on Christmas day, because WE THE CHAMPS! I say this, Tyson gone, a lot of other people are too.
You all's biggest problem is going to be ego. Dirk you are going to have let Odom know in particular, yes, he got multiple rings, but you the Big D in Big D, and it ain't when you just in the restroom either ;).... (Dirk is cute, he's growing on me.... he was holding that championship ball and those arms, Lawd...........I digress, I digress *big smile* I love arms)
You all got Vince Carter and other folk, and while you may not understand the zone defense. You do starting with the first game, will understand a champ's defense. You will understand the moment that Lebron who has no rings tell you, yours don't mean nothing. They lost the series, more than you all earned it.
You draw from what the people of Dallas do every day, as you all are the only team left in Dallas, it is a travesty that Jerry Jones talks about Dallas so proudly but has the team in Tarrant County in a city named Arlington and soon enough we will rectify it, but right now Dallas Mavericks you are it.
Don't have to be playing together to understand, I got him, you got him, carter got him, and go on, play like some grown ass men who gotta bring a check home, who gotta a chance to be back to back, all y'all vets, play like it. And Haywood, please for the sake of the team, play to your potential, time to step up, put that childish bull you called last season down, you ain't gotta be tyson, we just asking you to be Haywood and you'll be allright.
You move rocks, by first putting your hands on it, and then your weight.
Play like it, use the intensity those Mary's had.
This is the last post of the year. And we will continue with the movie on my birthday, the 2nd.
When I come back, I hope to be wiser, I hope to be a better woman.
I am freely giving Obama, Boehner, and Reid the mike back so that they can spin whatever they need to...justify millions of dollars of work via congress and paperwork to save you $80 for two months to be right back at it again, wasting more and more money.
While Michelle Obama got 400 lb gingerbread houses, she and her husband didn't take on their $4 million dollar, vacation.. I guess when they said shared sacrifice, they didn't mean equally.
I leave you with this,
My Christmas day card to Jesus. This is a different kind of Christmas card if you easily offended, stop reading now! Every Frank Lucas, every Mary, can appreciate this. And Jesus wasn't offended, I ran it by him first. He was amused.
You already know!
One song! One Song only!
My J so hard, y'all bustas gonna fine me
Try to disrupt and disarm me
Still can't get it that we don't fear thee
We roll so much deepa see
J so hard, he's that savey
So your words, just junk mail, G
We taking red and blue, gonna clean up all this baby!
J so hard, sho ain't no fear
Hell yes, we supposed to be here,
J so hard, can't you hear
We ain't thinking about being fair
Miracles, he ain't liable, he solvable
So he don't spit, Mary's like me saying suck his d***
J so hard, he got team of Mary's moving big rocks
Making Congress spend timeout like Otis R at them bay docks
J so hard, We ready boo, we had to bail him out boo
If you endured what we endured
You’d be yelling that's my J too
J so hard, he not rated, sat in a cave for like 3 days
B/c he knew his Mary's was working to make ways
Telling the world, y'all best be saved
His crown got roses, We gonna party b/c it is his bday
J so hard, we sho don't fear thee
That's our way [x3]
I say J thank you for it all
Because some of us Peter after Saul
We gotta show the hill who really got the ball
Cuz like Kayne say it all gotta fall
That's our way, show 'em J!
That a shift on its way
Your way too bold, kiss that ring
Make these establishment fools know you is the got d*** King!
Foolish world, make a plan
to sit back and watch this verbal dance
Excuse My French, ain't in Paris, but I am saying
You'll simply playing if you ask me
Cuz Mary's like me rock all J's even Jimmy or Jerry
You playing you figure?
With that that's reala?
Well, here's your healer!
His truth you going to feela!
His the pimp of the realest
Got your schwagg w/ that illness
That Kobe Mad with
his balls going papillas!
I don't even know what that means!
Rick Perry knows what means
and it's provacative
Had to let say a word and show 'em
J so hard, baby we don't fear thee
J so hard, baby we don't fear thee
My J coming back to his throne
Team B sho nuff in our zone [x3]
The establishment sho nuf be crying’
They know that 2012 is shining
My J got all kind of Mary's on phone
Hell yes, political violence we sho condone!
He coming back for this throne[x4]
His Mary's hit the building
Our hands is to the ceiling
We on that modern that Joe Jack
Giving Mikes that special feeling
You are now watching the throne
2012 we coming into our own[x2]
[Jay-Z & Kanye West]
I’m definitely in my zone
From Dallas, Texas. Enjoy your day Jesus!
I hope you all do as well!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
BE BACK IN 2012
I'M DEFINITELY IN MY ZONE
here's the microphone, "establishment" *placing the microphone on the ground* and walking away ;)